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1. The Untold Adventures of Waldeck White Staff and Merkin the Mage by SnizzieWizzie

   Fandoms: Paradise PD  

   • Explicit
   • Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex
   • M/M, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Sep 2018

   Tags

   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Underage Sex
   • Kevin Crawford/Randall Crawford
   • Past Karen Crawford/Randall Crawford
   • Kevin Crawford
   • Randall Crawford
   • Karen Crawford
   • Gina Jabowski
   • Gerald "Fitz" Fitzgerald
   • Bullet (Paradise PD)
   • Dusty Marlow
   • im so sorry
   • but the fact that this is the first fic for the fandom on here really tickles me pink
   • Rape/Non-con Elements
   • Extremely Dubious Consent
   • I am so sorry
   • Father/Son Incest
   • Parent/Child Incest
   • Incest
   • forced blowjob
   • SO MANY FORCED BLOWJOBS
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Rough Sex
   • Underage Sex - Freeform
   • Gay Sex
   • Car Sex
   • Workplace Sex
   • Come as Lube
   • they fuck as their D&D characters
   • IM NOT EVEN KIDDING
   • Sadism
   • Desk Sex
   • Under-Desk Blow Jobs
   • Dungeons & Dragons
   • Come Swallowing
   • Guilt Sex
   • kevin Feels Bad Man
   • Past Relationship(s)
   • no one honestly cares
   • Misogyny
   • uhh slurs?
   • is hick a slur?
   • Mentions of Car-Fucking
   • Mentions of Melon Fucking
   • Swearing
   • so much swearing
   • Dirty Talk
   • s o m u c h d i r t y t a l k
   • Anal Fingering
   • First Time
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • First Time Bottoming
   • Boss/Employee Relationship
   • Choking
   • there's also tongue-in-ear stuff
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • rip dusty im sorry man
   • mood killer right there
   • will i ever update this? who fucking knows.
   • i start my first week of uni tomorrow
   • send help
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • So not canon
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Dark Crack
   • IM SORRY FOR ANYONE WHO HAS MY POST NOTIFS ON
   • Its all sex
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Angst
   • this is spiraling out of control
   • Gentle Sex

   Summary

   okay, first, i'm sorry.

   secondly, i think having this as the first fic for the fandom is my biggest accomplishment.

   thirdly, sit down and buckle up, because this is what happens when you're freaking out about double majoring in university and you find a wild ass show that makes you wonder if you should just give up and become a cop, kids.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,455

   Chapters:

   2/?

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