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Scott Lang is just floating through the Quantum Realm without any hope of ever getting out when he lands to his surprise in a hotel room in 1980's San Francisco, with two people he certainly wouldn't have expected, and sees a chance.
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"Look, I-” Scott groans. In this time. “What year is it?”
“1983,” the female voice replies, leaving no doubt that she thinks he’s completely mental.
“You’re not from-” Barnes shakes his head. “Nat, he’s not from here. Not from this time.”
“It’s 20-fucking-18,” Scott agrees. “Could you tell her to- wait, Nat? As in, Natasha?”
“Do you want me to slit your throat?” she threatens. “’Cause it sure sounds like it.”
“No, wait, 1983, she’s probably not even alive yet,” adds Scott hastily. “Please don’t slit my throat.”
“Who?” Barnes asks, looking quite uncomfortable. “Who is not alive yet?”
“Oh, you know, Natasha, don’t remember her last name,” Scott hurries to say. “Red hair, goes by the totally not creepy moniker of Black Widow, I think she was a SHIELD agent before, you know, kicked me in the balls once and- she’s standing right behind me, isn’t she?”
The knife is gone suddenly. Barnes looks incredibly amused. “You kicked him in the balls once?”
“I don’t know this guy,” probably-definitely Natasha replies. “And if he so much as turns around, I’m ripping his fucking head off.”
