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Ken You Not?: Hey Keisuke
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RunningInThe90s: I thought you were dealing with Kenta
WalkingInThe80s: Im on my third shot of vodka
RunningInThe90s: Oh boi
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RunningInThe90s: What?
Ken You Not?: We should create a group chat
Ken You Not?: With the Panda Trueno, everyone’s phone numbers you have and random strangers off the street
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RunningInThe90s: I’m joining you
WalkingInThe80s: Ok
WalkingInThe80s: Vodka or wine?
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Ken You Not? has added Nocturnal Tofu Delivery, Certified Idiot, Eternal Bachelor, WalkingInThe80s, RunningInThe90s, Make Me, SaSaSayonara, Ringo, and ImNotEmo
RunningInThe90s: Nope
RunningInThe90s has left the chat
Ken You Not? has added RunningInThe90s to the chat
RunningInThe90s has left the chat
Ken You Not? has added RunningInThe90s to the chat
RunningInThe90s has left the chat
Ken You Not? has added RunningInThe90s to the chat
WalkingInThe80s: This is very entertaining
RunningInThe90s: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ken You Not?: stay :)
RunningInThe90s: I’m now terrified
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SaSaSayonara: what the fuck is this?
RunningInThe90s: Hell
SaSaSayonara: oh
SaSaSayonara: ok
WalkingInThe80s has added EmperorPenguin to the chat
WalkingInThe80s: I’m not suffering alone
EmperorPenguin:
EmperorPenguin: what the fuck
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Nocturnal Tofu Delivery:
Nocturnal Tofu Delivery: Why am I even here?
Certified Idiot: Wait
Certified Idiot: Both the Rotary Brothers are here?!
Certified Idiot: AM I OFFICIALLY FAMOUS YET?????!!!!!!
Nocturnal Tofu Delivery:
Nocturnal Tofu Delivery: How do I leave?
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Takumi: I’m in a group chat now I’m suffering
Natsu~: ooooooooooh!!!
Natsu~: Can Natsuki join?
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Nocturnal Tofu Delivery has added Natsu~ to the group chat
Natsu~ has changed the group chat to Dank Dreams Broken Memes
Natsu~: Woah!!!
Natsu~: These are your friends?
Nocturnal Tofu Delivery: Nope
Natsu~: @everyone Please introduce yourselves!!!
Natsu~: Natsuki isn’t very good with names!!!
Nocturnal Tofu Delivery: I’m Takumi
Natsu~: Idiot!!! Natsuki already knows your name!!!
Certified Idiot: I’m Itsuki
Certified Idiot: I didn’t choose this name
Certified Idiot: I also don’t know how to change it
Eternal Bachelor: Hi I’m Iketani and I’m not a serial killer
Eternal Bachelor: I also didn’t choose this name
Ken You Not?: Hi I’m Kenta
Nocturnal Tofu Delivery: Hi I hate you
RunningInThe90s: At least I’m not the only one
RunningInThe90s: I’m Keisuke
RunningInThe90s: Ryousuke’s passed out on the couch
Ringo: ???
RunningInThe90s: He’s bad at holding his liquor
Ringo: ah
Ringo: Takeshi is the same way
Ringo: I’m Shingo and I also hate Kenta
Ken You Not?: :(
ImNotEmo: This is just the Kenta Hate Club at this point
ImNotEmo:
ImNotEmo has changed Dank Dreams Broken Memes to Kenta Hate Club
ImNotEmo: Also @Ringo stop ruining my reputation
EmperorPenguin: I don’t know why I’m here
EmperorPenguin: I’m Kyoichi and I also hate Kenta
Make Me: Who’s Kenta?
Nocturnal Tofu Delivery: Itsuki but worse
Certified Idiot: !!!
Certified Idiot: Mako?!
Make Me: Hi
Certified Idiot: I like how Iketani threw his phone out the car
Certified Idiot: Takumi’s just staring with this ‘wtf?’ expression on his face as he’s driving
Certified Idiot: We’re never gonna see that phone again
SaSaSayonara: !!!
SaSaSayonara: Hi Takumi~~~
Nocturnal Tofu Delivery: I really want to leave now
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Nocturnal Tofu Delivery: IT’S THE FIRST DAY OF HALLOWEEN
Nocturnal Tofu Delivery: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ringo: I
Ringo: I’ve never seen Takumi so
ImNotEmo: excited?
SaSaSayonara: alive?
Make Me: human?
RunningInThe90s: awake?
RunningInThe90s: also it’s technically the 31st day of Halloween
Natsu~: ???
Ken You Not?: Halloween for the Red Suns starts on Spetember 1st
RunningInThe90s: If people are going to play Christmas music from Thanksgiving to Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna blast Spetember, Spooky Scary Skeletons, and This is Halloween on repeat for 61 days
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Eternal Bachelor: @Ringo what is even with your name?
Eternal Bachelor: Why are you named Apple?
Ringo: Shingo
Ken You Not?: ???
Ringo: Ringo
Eternal Bachelor: ???
Ringo: ShingoTheRingo
ImNotEmo: I came up with it
Ringo: DON’T TELL THEM
RunningInThe90s: I hear shrieking from here and I’m now mildly concerned for Takeshi’s health
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Eternal Bachelor: I’m now mildly concerned for Takumi
Certified Idiot: Why???
Eternal Bachelor: I’m on the pass rn and he pulls up in the AE86, right?
Certified Idiot: And???
Eternal Bachelor: He gets out of the car and he’s playing Pokemon Go
Certified Idiot: He’s an addict don’t judge him
Nocturnal Tofu Delivery: The pass has some good ‘mons, k?
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EmperorPenguin: @RunningInThe90s
EmperorPenguin: Is Ryousuke ok???
RunningInThe90s: He’s still passed out on the couch
EmperorPenguin: It’s been two days???
RunningInThe90s: Like I said
RunningInThe90s: He’s really bad at holding his liquor
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WalkingInThe80s: Fuck what day is it?
RunningInThe90s: It’s October 3rd at 8 pm
Running In The 90s: You’ve been out for three days
WalkingInThe80s: fuck I missed the first three days of Halloween