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hello ghouls:
are you up for angst? are you up for humour? are you up for snappy wit and biting retorts? are you up for fluff? are you up for demons? are you up for ghosts? are you up for death? are you here because you're here to check out the latest ghost show on the block?
then you're in the right place! congrats!
I shall not reveal much, but I can assure you that you're in for one hell of a ride.
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To start off the vibe, here are some masterfully crafted playlists, courtesy of yours truly (or this bitch).
relevant to the fic:
demon!shane: I love emotions!
demon!eugene: well fuck.
ryan bergara: are ghosts real? they are.
shyan: (coming soon do check back)
irrelevant but equally worthy:
ricky goldsworth: who's ryan?
cc tinsley: this looks like a case for C.C. Tinsley!
tinsworth: (coming soon do check back)
rest assured because I'll constantly polish and update these playlists to ensure that you're getting the best quality of bops.
Warnings:
1) Do not read if you can't stand seeing words like fuck, bitch, shit, or bear.
2) Do not read if you have a weak heart or a bigoted mindset.
3) Do not shit talk the demons, ghosts, or other supernatural, paranormal, and extraterrestrial beings. No supernatural disrespect in this here good house of mine.
4) Demon!Eugene can be an asshole at times. Yes, we all know that and we love him.
5) Demon!Shane needs to get his feelings together. We know.
6) I apologize in advance for the ending, and the angst. It does not end well.
Here's a short guide for reading this glorious fic:
1) A list of things you'll need: tissues, water, snacks, a fellow unsolved and try guys fan, a sense of humour, a stomach for slight gore, human emotions, a phone with texting capabilities
2) Sit down, make sure you're nowhere that could be potentially dangerous if you pass out.
3) Open up the first chapter, and read.
4) Make sure you have hydration and nourishment on hand, you do not want to leave halfway. God knows what will happen if you do.
5) When you reach a good part, feel free to screenshot it, send it to a friend, laugh over it, cry over it, obsess over it. Now's the opportune moment to punch your friend in the face because you're so charged with feels or enamoured by my sense of humour.
6) Search inside your soul and reach for your human emotions. Let it all out, don't pull a Shane Madej.
7) Have fun.
