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1. i always had a phd by achilleees

   Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Nov 2018

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kent "Parse" Parson/Jack Zimmermann
   • Adam "Holster" Birkholtz
   • Justin "Ransom" Oluransi
   • Shitty Knight
   • Derek "Nursey" Nurse
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Banter
   • Dialogue Heavy
   • Size Kink
   • Penis Size
   • asshole friends
   • POV Outsider

   Summary

   “So that’s four for micropenis, three for erectile dysfunction, and three for he asked to take a shit on Kent’s face,” Holster said, tallying them up on a sheet of paper, Mario Kart and pizza long forgotten in the face of this new entertainment.

   “Yes,” Chowder said, “though remember that I was reluctant to say anything against -”

   “Yeah, yeah, you didn’t wanna shit-talk Jack, though it’s pretty fucking clear something spooked Kent and you’re just being honest about guessing what,” Holster said, flapping his hand.

   Series

   • Part 3 of ridic au fics the discord asked for

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