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1. I Have Too Many Fucks To Give About This Marriage: A Billdip Christmas Story by AlphaDeerTree, incognitoburrito

   Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   31 Dec 2018

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bill Cipher/Dipper Pines
   • Pacifica Northwest/Dipper Pines
   • Bill Cipher
   • Dipper Pines
   • Mabel Pines
   • Pacifica Northwest
   • Adultery
   • Marriage
   • Wedding
   • Song: I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Panic! At The Disco)
   • Smut
   • NSFW
   • Christmas
   • Human Bill Cipher
   • Pacifica Northwest Being A Jerk
   • Pacifica Northwest is a whore
   • Song: Sweater Weather (The Neighbourhood)
   • Song: When I Was Your Man
   • 24 hours
   • daily updates

   Summary

   Based on:
   "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" - Panic! At The Disco
   "Sweater Weather" - The Neighbourhood
   "When I Was Your Man" - Bruno Mars

   Bill Cipher's not looking forward to Christmas.
   His ex-boyfriend (who he still longs for) Dipper Pines is marrying Pacifica Northwest and there's nothing he can do about it until he and Mabel find some incriminating text messages on Pacifica's phone. They decide there's only one thing to do—crash the wedding.

   Oh, well imagine
   As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
   And I can't help but to hear
   No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
   "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
   "And yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore!"
   I chimed in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
   No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

   Series

   • Part 1 of It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year: 2018 Christmas Specials

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