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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a group of teenagers within earshot of an argument will stop to listen.
In which the voyeurs share their thoughts and Archie learns what fear is.
22 minute podfic! Sorry for the airplanes in the background :/
From the Author:
Okay, here's the deal, this is nothing but a dialogue of satire on fandom and canon nonsense and dear lord please don't take it seriously.THESE ARE THE JOKES, PEOPLE.
Are they really jokes? Meh, probably not. But it is me just poking fun at a bunch of stuff they pretend we don't think about. If Riverdale can be its own alternate universe, well then, I think we can just go ahead and do what we want, can't we?
Also, who even edits? Not me. Actually I see a few spacing errors and I have tried repeatedly to fix them but it's not saving it so I pre-apologize for that before you see my mess.
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