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  1. you've stolen a pizza my heart by

    Fandoms: EXO (Band)  

    07 Dec 2018

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    If this was a porno, Jongin would be head waiter; either his nametag would read 'Mr. Foiiine' or he'd be wearing nothing but a waist apron; and he'd take Baekhyun right here on this table, pizza forgotten in favour of other appetites. Perhaps Baekhyun would lick oregano off his abs. But this is reality, a realm in which Baekhyun tends to mortify himself frequently, and he has just asked Jongin for a 'double penetration pizza' when he meant PEPPERONI PEPPERONI FUCK FUCK FUCK.

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