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"Ah!"
"Don't worry Eridan I'll save you!"
"Thanks."
You two are playing Minecraft hunger games. When you saw that she had Minecraft on her computer you couldn't help but wanna see her worlds and you two have been playing Minecraft since math started.
"Heath?"
"Two and a half."
"Hunger?"
"Four chicken legs."
"Eridan eat something for goodness sake, I've given you plenty of cookies and bread."
"Ar I can't eat that, that's peasant food."
"Ugh fine trade me the bread and I'll give you pork chops."
"That's better."
"You are so ridiculous sometimes you know that?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about in the slightest."
"Mhm yeah sure you don't."
You couldn't help but smile, you seem to have been doing that more ever since you two ever started hanging out. And you think it's the same for her.
"Supply drop."
"Alright, Eridan, people are going for it so you stay here."
"Good luck."
"Ha I don't need luck when I'm this geared out man."
"Would it kill you to give me a piece of that armor?"
"Maybe. And here, iron pants."
"That's it?"
"There was two pairs of iron pants from the drop so yeah that's it."
"And oh look, it's just you and me left."
"What Ar I-."
"To late you're dead and I win again. Woo!"
"Yeah yeah good job."
You could hear the notification from Pesterchum through her earbuds.
"Hey, give me a sec okay?"
"Sure."
While she's busy typing away, you also get a Pesterchum notification.
grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began pestering caligulasAquarium [CA]
GA: Having Fun With Miss Aradia
CA: yeah but wwere takin a quick break so wwe can answwer our pesterchums
GA: You Know You Ive Noticed That Ever Since You And Aradia Started Hanging Out That Youre A Lot Happier
CA: ar is a lot of fun so howw can i not
GA: So Do You Like Her
CA: course i like her shes awwesome
GA: I Meant Like Her As In Do You Plan On Asking Her Out Any Time Soon
Ask her out? You've been hanging out for a few months now and offically became part of her gang. You really are a lot happier when you hang around her. Even happier than when you hang out with Feferi, which isn't very often any more.
CA: wwell i mean like
GA: You Want To But Dont Know How Or Too Nervous
CA: yeah okay wwhy do you evven care
GA: I Just Think You Two Would Be A Good Couple Its Sort Of Obvious You Two Like Each Other So You Should Just Go For It
CA: ha ha real funny it wwould be a miracle if she liked me kan
GA: Well Ask Her On A Date Then Youll See
CA: i dunno
GA: The Worst She Can Say Is No
CA: wwell howw about i ask if she wwants to wwatch a movvie at my house or hers then if somethin happens then somethin happens so technically its not a date
GA: I Still Think Asking Her On A Proper Date Is What You Should Do
CA: ill do that if all goes wwell but noww if youll excuse me im gonna ask ar
GA: Alright I Hope It Works Out
CA: me too
GA: Tell Me What Happens Okay
CA: alright i wwill
If things go smoothly that is.
GA: Bye
CA: bye
grimAuxiliatrix [GA] ceased pestering caligulasAquarium [CA]
Now it was time to talk to Aradia.
caligulasAquarium [CA] began pestering apocalypseArisen [AA]
CA: hey so i wwas thinkin maybe wwe could rent a movvie tonight or somethin
AA: why are we talking thr0ugh pesterchum when were sitting right next t0 each 0ther
CA: wwhy not
AA: touché and yeah s0unds g00d we c0uld g0 0ver t0 my and watch it if y0u want
CA: so im finally allowwed in to the megido house am i
AA: y0uve always been all0wed
CA: then howw come i havvent had this invvitation earlier huh
AA: y0uve had multiple invitati0ns d0 y0u n0t remember
CA: uh no
AA: tisk tisk s0me0ne hasnt been paying attenti0n
CA: alright you caught me red handed im sorry
AA: hey its y0ur l0ss n0t mine
CA: admit it its your loss too you wwant me in your house so badly
AA: 0h n0 it l00ks like y0u caught me red handed this time im surprised i havent begged 0n my hands and knees f0r y0u t0 c0me in my h0use
CA: wwe should also go on a snack run for the movvie
AA: what m0vie sh0uld we get
CA: i dunno wwe should decide wwhen wwe get to the movvie rental place hopefully theres somethin good left
AA: 0kay s0unds like a plan
CA: alright cool
caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased pestering apocalypseArisen [AA]
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"Oh god no I can't look!"
"Oh come on it's not even scary."
"It is fuckin scary how come you're not petrified?"
"Stuff stopped being scary to me when I was like five."
"That's not fair."
"Do you know what's also not fair? You should be holding me at the jump scares and not me holding you."
"Shut up the jump scares are terrifying."
"Yeah uh huh sure."
"Any normal person would agree with me."
"You're not normal though."
"Well neither are you."
"Good."
"Why'd I let you talk me into getting this movie."
"Because I'm awesome and your face isn't."
"My face has never been so insulted."
"Okay I'm sorry. Does your face feel a little less insulted now?"
"Yes. Thank you."
"Sure."
You do the old fake yawn and put your arm around her shoulder. Then she moved in closer and lied her head on your shoulder. Okay so far so good.
"Next time I'm pickin the movie."
"Do you think your taste in movies are any better than mine?"
"Okay you got a point there. But I'm still choosing the next one."
"Alright."
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You two end up falling a sleep half way through the movie and are awakened when you hear the sound of yelling in Japanese.
"くそったれ雌犬 ！"
The next thing you know you're being dragged off the couch.
"What the fuck!"
"Damara!"
"ザ·少年は悪いです！"
"彼は素敵だと私は彼が好き！"
"何が？本当に？"
"はい。"
You have no idea what they're saying and you wished you did. Then Damara is whispering in your ear.
"You hurt Dia I hurt you. Understand?"
You whisper back. "Yes."
"Boy. You out now."
"Alright sheesh, bye Ar."
"Bye Eridan."
Then you're pushed out the door and left on the porch. You get in your car and pull out your phone.
caligulasAquarium [CA] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]
CA: so its ovver
GA: How Did It Go
CA: really good until her sister came and yelled japaneese at me then threww me out of the house
GA: I Glad Things Went Well
CA: me too
GA: So Do You Plan On Asking Her On A Proper Date Now
CA: yeah and i havve to think about wwhat to do
GA: Well Im Here If You Ever Need My Assistance
CA: thanks kan
GA: Youre Welcome Good Night
CA: good night
caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA]
It was indeed a good night.