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To the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Walking Dead, Hunger Games
I’ll just list a bunch of names:
Loki, Princess Bubblegum,
Tony Stark, Mel Gibson,
Megatron, Gavin Free,
Homestuck, Elementary,
Doctor Who/Castiel,
Who cares if you’re mad as hell?
I didn't post a story,
Just a bunch of tags
In their annoying glory,
Yes, this isn't song or story,
It's annoying filler
So you won't ignore me!
It’s an AU in high school,
And it’s Supernatural.
Everyone’s 16 or so –
Then again, who cares, ya know?
Random pairings at my whim,
Burton Guster/Spiderman,
Edward Elric/ScoobyDoo,
Jesus Christ and who knows who?
I didn't write a story,
I just posted tags
Read it and you're sorry--
No, I didn’t write a fanfic,
Just a list of tags,
Enough to make you fans sick—
Write me comments or I’ll go,
(The first ten raves are mine, ya know)
Don’t be mad, it’s my first fic,
Remember that I’m "senatif."
Sherlock/Katniss Everdeen,
Every name you’ve ever seen—
Spock/Aang/Stiles/Thor,
Wait, I’ve got a thousand moar!
I didn’t write fanfiction,
Just a list of tags,
From every single canon.
No, I didn’t write a story,
Just these endless tags
So that you won't ignore me…
Where's the story? Goodness knows.
I'm not writing one of those.
It’s an excuse for tags you see,
So you’ll all remember meeeeeeeee!
Try to shame me -- you can try,
My sockpuppets will reply.
You can say my stories suck,
I don't give a single fuck!
You'll never fight the tagging,
Though you struggle onward
With your spirits sagging,
No one is likely quelling
All the stupid tags
And all my louzy speling,
No, I didn’t write a fanwork,
I just listed tags
And acted like a big jerk.
Ignoring all your pleading
To reduce the tags
But hey! I got you reading! Ptttthhhht! :P