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star_wars_is_the_sh** entered This Group Chat is a Horse Loose in the Hospital
star_wars_is_the_sh**:
heyo petey can you make it to practice today
Penini_Bread:
Sorry, Ned. I've got the internship, I need to make sure I leave before Mr. Stark finds out about what I did.
Michael_Jordan:
This is the last time I'll let you skip practice you frick.
Moony:
Oof
Penini_Bread:
Ouchies. That's gonna bite me in the butt.
LighteningMcKing:
You heard her Penis.
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Smol_#1 entered Avengers Assemble
Smol_#1:
Who the fuck changed the usernames?
Mom_Friend:
It wasn't me, maybe it was Bucky?
Plum_Kink:
I'm innocent in this, bitch
Mom_Friend: GASP
Smol_#1:
Cap, since when do you know how to use a phone
Mom_Friend:
Since last Wednesday, it was last week's weekly pop culture lesson that I'm taking from Peter.
Plum_Kink:
Oh no
Smol_#1:
I swear to gosh.
Mom_Friend:
What is it? Did I say something wrong?
Smol_#1:
Peter changed the names.
Smol_#2 entered Avengers Assemble
Smol_#2:
I have been summoned
Smol_#1:
Peter what the frick frack tic tac change the usernames back.
Smol_#2:
But look, Mr. Stark! We have matching names :D
Mom_Friend:
Speaking of which, can you explain these names?
Smol_#2:
Nah
Smol_#1:
Ugh, Peter, just change them back before I get Natasha.
Our_Queen entered Avengers Assemble
Our_Queen: What do you want, Tony?
Smol_#1:
How come you get a name like 'Our_Queen' ??!!
Plum_Kink:
It's because she's Natasha.
Smol_#2:
Hello, Nat!
Our_Queen:
Hi Pete.
Smol_#1:
Can you change them back now?
Smol_#2:
Only if Steve says 'yeet' every time he throws his shield.
Mom_Friend:
We haven't gotten this far in my pop culture training yet! I do not understand, I guess I'll just have to trust you, Peter!
Smol_#1:
Uuuuggghhhh