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cool kids (2) - 17:39
stock market: so i just gave a tour to a bunch of froshies and god they’re tiny
stock market: like
stock market: i was never that small
stock market: maybe when i was five
full sun: k
full sun: so how was it?
stock market: they’re so small
stock market: they’re actually tiny, like they shouldn’t be going to boarding school
stock market: THEY’RE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS SHIT
stock market: anyway i just met this tiny kid and he’s so small
full sun: in the years you’ve been here, has your vocab never expanded
stock market: hey ok i’ve just always had a relatively
stock market: diminished vocabulary
stock market: anyway the kid was
stock market: miniscule
stock market: but then at the same time he’s super cool
stock market: his name is jisung
stock market: just my personal thoughts but they kinda ignored him the whole time
stock market: all of the kids were talking about pacman and donkey kong and whatever kids these days like
full sun: in that case, would their favourite film be ‘singing in the rain’?
stock market: i was showing them the dance studio and all the kids were like ‘k’ but then jisung was like ‘omg what the fuck this is so cool’ and then i asked him if he liked dance and he was like ‘heck yeah’
stock market: (then all the other kids gasped because jiSUNG SAID A BAD WORD)
full sun: you know i hate the word ‘fuck’ idk why i just imagine a chicken on a farm, with its disgusting yellow feathers, attacking me
full sun: tell me you don’t imagine a chicken going after you yelling ‘FUCK FUCK FUCK’
stock market: oh, hyuck
stock market: i think you’re thinking of ‘CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK’
stock market: or if it’s specifically pissed at you, then ‘HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK’
full sun: STOP THIS DOESN’T HELP MY FEAR WHATSOEVER
superior gay (6) - 17:43
stock market: guys so earlier i met this awesome kid that loves dance
stock market: what if we add him to this group?
stock market: he’s a froshie but he isn’t into pacman or whatever the kids nowadays like
stock market: he’s oBSESSED with dance no joke and well the other kids
stock market: they just ignored him throughout the whole thing
stock market: basically he’s on his own
stock market: esp because this is his first year here
stock market: and because he wasn’t in middle section with the others
moomin’s wife: are you really a ‘cool hyung’ tho
stock market: that’s beside the point
figaro magnifico: YEET I WON’T BE THE YOUNGEST ANYMORE,,
figaro magnifico: GET YEETEN SON
girl’s jenoration: hey this kid sounds cool
girl’s jenoration: what’s his name
stock market: jisung
stock market: park jisung
jamie: ohh him
stock market: you know him?
jamie: yeah he’s jaehyun-hyung’s friend’s friend’s cousin
stock market: you’re kidding right
jamie: no, jaehyun-hyung is friends with jungkook-hyung who is friends with this guy called jimin
jamie: and he has a cousin called jisung
stock market: well i’m gonna add him. if there are any objections, voice them now
stock market (leeminhyung) added bby jisung (jisungparkk).
stock market: say hi
full sun: sup
jamie: ayo
moomin’s wife: hi
figaro magnifico: hello!
girl’s jenoration: yo
bby jisung: hey:)
figaro magnifico: he’s so soft with that smiley
girl’s jenoration: first of all chenle you’re equally as soft
girl’s jenoration: we’re all soft
full sun: not true in the slightest
full sun: literally we only have three soft people here and that’s jisung, jaemin and me
full sun: jeno is a complete murder hobo
girl’s jenoration: i’m sorry what i’m not the only one
girl’s jenoration: hyuck you use a shovel to behead rats
stock market: if there was a guiness world record for worst impression of a new group of friends, jisung would get it
moomin’s wife: *were
moomin’s wife: ‘were’ is for hypothetical scenarios
moomin’s wife: ‘when there was’ is correct and so is ‘if there were’
figaro magnifico: GRAMMAR POLICE ALERT
moomin’s wife: listen if it weren’t for me you wouldn’t have gotten through sixth grade english
stock market: can we do introductions first
stock market: before next year, perhaps?
full sun: that isn’t very far away
stock market: will you stop
stock market: okay look jisung why don’t you introduce yourself; i’m surrounded by a bunch of idiots+renjun
stock market: none of them know how to do introductions
bby jisung: oh um ok
bby jisung: hi i’m jisung, born in ‘02
bby jisung: i’m new to this school
bby jisung: i love dance hehe
bby jisung: i was born in seoul but then i moved to busan and now i’m back here
figaro magnifico: isn’t there a saying that boys from busan are hot?
full sun: didn’t you just make that up
full sun: no offense, jisung
bby jisung: none taken i’m not born in busan lol
figaro magnifico: send me a selfie, jisung
bby jisung: 
nana and lele (2) - 17:49
figaro magnifico: he’s so cute
jamie: i know
superior gay (7) - 17:50
figaro magnifico: AWWW you’re so cute kldsfjafj
bby jisung: ahahaha stop i’m blushing xD
nana and lele (2) - 17:50
figaro magnifico: HE’S BLUSHING
jamie: i know
superior gay (7) - 17:51
stock market: the one that called you cute is chenle
stock market: ‘01. born in shanghai
figaro magnifico: hi!
figaro magnifico: i like singing:) and you
stock market: he likes flirting
figaro magnifico: i like jisung
bby jisung: aww :D
stock market: lele really glo’d up
full sun: he was still in his booster seat until last summer
figaro magnifico: hey! :/
stock market: jamie is jaemin
jamie: i am
jamie: lol
stock market: jaemin is very soft and he loves dancing
stock market: however, he has a shitty back and neck
jamie: i do
jamie: if you see a guy with pink hair limping or leaning on jeno/sitting down/lying down while screaming/crying
jamie: or wearing a pained expression
jamie: that’s me:)
bby jisung: oh man that must suck how do you dance without feeling like you’re dying
stock market: he’s a better dancer than most of us
stock market: he loves dogs and coffee
jamie: and that’s because i can’t sleep because i’m always in pain
jamie: the fact that i don’t sleep + the fact that i drink like 6 cups of coffee a day is probably the reason behind my a) physical pain, b) mental health problems and c) why i’ll die first
girl’s jenoration: nooo don’t die jaem
jamie: i won’t babe
jamie: bro*
full sun: aww look at jeno caring about jaem and jaem giving jen a pet name
full sun: HEY EVERYONE JENO LOVES JAEMIN
jamie: haha no we’re just bros
girl’s jenoration: fuck off hyuck
full sun: i really hate that word
full sun: i have a crush already and i’m ready to act on it
full sun: are you gonna act on your crush tho??
stock market: wait what you have a crush
girl’s jenoration: ooh look mark-hyung the panicked gay
stock market: jeNO
stock market: anyway
stock market: we have no clue as to why donghyuck called him jamie
stock market: jaemin can’t speak english
full sun: JAEMIN SOUNDS LIKE JAMIE
bby jisung: oh yeah you’re right it does
stock market: it really doesn’t
jamie: sometimes i go into jaemland and detach, i guess?
jamie: sometimes when I'm dancing or drinking coffee but usually when I'm stressed
jamie: i’m always stressed
girl’s jenoration: poor jaem I love him
stock market: full sun is donghyuck but he calls himself haechan from time to time
stock market: he reads us his diary entries sometimes at one in the morning and he’s like “today haechan bought coffee” or “today haechan got drunk” or “today haechan nearly killed jeno”
girl’s jenoration: still never understood why he refers to himself in third person
bby jisung: would like to hear the story behind that last entry
girl’s jenoration: you don’t
girl’s jenoration: it involved me, a sock, a washing machine and a frying pan
stock market: that’s jeno ^
stock market: always smiling, nominated best eye smile ever
stock market: but is actually a little terrifying
stock market: on the streets he always walks really close next to the pigeons to get them to fly away and when they don’t he just stares them down
stock market: has probably murdered a few too and served it for dinner
girl’s jenoration: not true they just walked towards my knife and i placed the knife down on their neck
full sun: i hear that jisung wants to hear the story about jeno’s out of body experience
full sun: basically we were playing hide and seek. jeno saw one of his socks in the laundry so he ran into the washing machine
full sun: meanwhile, jaemin was doing the laundry, so he filled the washing machine with clothes, not seeing jen
jamie: that was my bad
full sun: anyway just before jaem turned the machine on i saw something move on the inside
full sun: after screaming for a minute i attacked the moving thing with a frying pan
girl’s jenoration: i was the moving thing
full sun: just a hint jisung, never ever take food from jeno
full sun: in fact the only person you should ever take food from is renjun
stock market: true tho
stock market: hyuck and jen have killed pigeons and rats, jaem basically poisons himself on a daily basis, chenle only eats eggs and i make my bagels at two in the morning
bby jisung: holup what does jaemin-hyung do??
jamie: i’m “lactose intolerant”
girl’s jenoration: stop putting inverted commas around things you don’t like
girl’s jenoration: it doesn’t falsify them or anything
jamie: anyway i’m not supposed to consume too much dairy but i love chocolate milk so…
jamie: once again, guess who’s gonna die first?
full sun: you, but it depends on whether renjun will kill jen or me first, and when that happens
moomin’s wife: i’m renjun, by the way
moomin’s wife: i actually like school
moomin’s wife: i’m usually in the library or in the common room
moomin’s wife: studying
stock market: he’s probably the mom friend
stock market: people think i am but
stock market: i’m just
stock market: me
stock market: mark
stock market: i’m the oldest and i’ll be graduating next year
stock market: but we’ll take care of you, yeah?
bby jisung: thanks for adding me to this group:)
bby jisung: i don’t think the other kids like me much
full sun: omg that’s so so so sad
figaro magnifico: it’s okay we love you jisung
full sun: ^^^
stock market: guys i’ll see you tomorrow?
stock market: we should get packing
stock market: it’s like that with us
stock market: we don’t pack until the night before
stock market: it always is
bby jisung: ok see you tomorrow!
bby jisung: wait lemme get this all straight in my head - go to the living block entrance, and then meet you guys there?
stock market: yep
bby jisung: yeet
bby jisung: gotta pack! see you tomorrow morning
bby jisung went offline.
stock market went offline.
jamie went offline.
full sun went offline.
girl’s jenoration went offline.
moomin’s wife went offline.
figaro magnifico: i love that boy
figaro magnifico went offline.