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jimin and his hoes - 7 participants
1:35 PM
handsome hoe: why is all of the lettuce in my apartment ripped apart and thrown across the counter?
smart hoe: What?!?
muscle hoe: it was a very bad idea to let both hoseok and taehyung have a key to your apartment
handsome hoe: so it was tae and hobi?
muscle hoe: i have no idea
muscle hoe: just stating the obvious fact it was a bad idea
gucci hoe: it was a bad idea to let us have a ke y but i wnsnt inolved
gucci hoe: dont think it was hobi either, hes been @ mine for a whiel
muscle hoe: jimin and yoongi have been very quiet
1:58 PM
muscle hoe: wow i killed the chat
smart hoe: No, you didn't. We found the culprit.
smart hoe:
smart hoe: Yoongi stayed over yesterday and Holly was let out of our guest room.
sleepy hoe: you deserved it for not making me breakfast. i was hungry.
handsome hoe: she's the reason why i didn't make you breakfast!! there was lettuce everywhere!!!
dancing hoe: okay but wheres jiminie???
muscle hoe: tae?
handsome hoe changed gucci hoe's name to jimin finder
jimin finder: activiating soulmate telepatyh
jimin finder: soulmte tlempathy engaeged
Private Chat: soulmate #1 and soulmate #2
2:09 PM
soulmate #1
where are ouy bitch
soulmate #2
taemin and i had to stay after class because we were "messing around"
excuse me but watching videos of idol's abs is not messing around
it was very important research
very important
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
soulmate #1
ur luck y i love you
<3
soulmate #2
i am (✿◠‿◠)
<3
jimin and his hoes - 7 participants
2:11PM
jimin finder: he got hbusted in class for googling abs
dancing hoe: why am i not suprised
jimin changed dancing hoe's name to least favorite hoe
least favorite hoe: I AM SHOCKED AND OFFENDED