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Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.
(Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)
[This is a completed story. It's told entirely through pesterlogs, so any action happens offscreen. For this reason, I'm choosing to maintain the "Teen and Up" rating. If you are a younger teenager, you may find some of the subject matter upsetting or disturbing. Please proceed with caution. If something makes you uncomfortable, feel free to skip to a happier chapter or stop reading entirely. Trigger warnings will be included at the beginning of individual chapters to help you make informed decisions.]
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01 Oct 2025
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Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood.
He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the steps even faster. Don’t be late again. Don’t fucking do that, Vantas.
He stumbles out, heaving in breaths as he takes in the scene, brain working furiously to compensate for the terror thrumming in his veins and the pounding of his head.
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In the interest of cultural sharing between two planets recently at peace, Karkat Vantas has opened a blog on a shared social media site, to schoolfeed humans on the nuances of quality cinema.
In the interest of doing some dumb bullshit and making hella money, Dave Strider has just released Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Movovie, the latest in his oeuvre.
The thing is though, SBaHJ has never just been dumb bullshit. And somehow, Karkat Vantas is the first person to notice. A revelatory review somehow snowballs into a whole new era for Earth-Alternia diplomatic relations, and said dumb bullshit lands Karkat and Dave right in the middle.
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- Part 1 of CCMA
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18 Sep 2025
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I can't stop laughing, the dialogue is soo good
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TFW Earth gets conquered by aliens and you try to get out of slave labor in the mines and accidentally end up doing porn for your new Overlord with the hottest guy you’ve ever seen.
Better hope you aren’t roommates, too.
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17 Sep 2025
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"Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"
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Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.
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