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Chisaki Kai has created a new group chat.
Chisaki Kai has named the group chat Shie Hassaikai.
Chisaki Kai has added Kurono Hari, Nemoto Shin, Setsuno Touya, Yu Hojo, Sorumitsu Tabe, Kendo Rappa, Hejiki Tengai, Deidoro Sakaki, and Rikiya Katsukame to the group chat.
Chisaki Kai: I have decided to make a groupchat for ease of communication between the members of the Shie Hassaikai. If everyone could keep this to business related topics, it would be appreciated.
Kurono Hari: :)
Chisaki Kai: Kurono, business related topics. This is not a "for fun" chat.
Hekiji Tengai: You heard the boss.
Kurono Hari changed their name to its time to stop.
its time to stop: sorry im deaf
Chisaki Kai: Kurono please
its time to stop: what are you going to do? disassemble me?
Chisaki Kai: Yes
its time to stop: oh fuck
its time to stop: but come on, its a group chat. we should be able to have fun with it.
Chisaki Kai: A business group chat.
its time to stop: okay okay, fine. yknow what, i can set the chat to only allow business related topics. just have to put in a few filters.
Chisaki Kai: Really?
its time to stop: yeah. just give me admin access for a minute and ill do it.
Chisaki Kai: Alright. One moment.
Chisaki Kai has given its time to stop admin access.
its time to stop has taken away admin access from Chisaki Kai.
Setsuno Touya: ohmygod
Chisaki Kai: KURONO
its time to stop: ;)
Chisaki Kai: Kurono give me back admin access right now.
Hekiji Tengai: Please, the boss wants to be professional. Kurono, you're his right hand, you should understand.
its time to stop changed Hekiji Tengai's name to buzzkill.
buzzkill: Oh, name-calling. I see.
buzzkill:
buzzkill: How do you change it back?
Setsuno Touya: id help but im fuckign wheezing kurono youre doing great
its time to stop: finally. someone who supports me.
Kendo Rappa: Oh? A group chat?
Kendo Rappa: When was this made
Setsuno Touya: like five minutes ago and weve already over thrown the boss
Chisaki Kai: I have not been overthrown. I'll convince Kurono to give me back admin access. Just wait.
Kendo Rappa: Huh I wonder what Overhole is planning
Setsuno Touya: hsnksnshks "overhole"
Setsuno Touya: @its time to stop please do i even have to say it
its time to stop: of course not. i understand completely.
its time to stop changed Chisaki Kai's name to overhole.
its time to stop: this is what you wanted correct
Setsuno Touya: nsjnjknjNDSJFKNDSKJFN
Setsuno Touya: yes thank you
overhole:
overhole: Unlike Tengai, I do know how to change my own name. I'll just change it back.
its time to stop took away name-changing permissions for overhole.
overhole: Motherfucker.
Setsuno Touya: kurono,,,,,,, youre doing fantastic,,,,,,
overhole: Don't encourage him.
buzzkill: Would someone tell me how to change my name?
overhole: Tap on your name and then choose "change name" from the menu that comes up.
its time to stop: not so fast
its time to stop took away name-changing permissions for buzzkill.
buzzkill: The option isn't there?
overhole: For the love of god Kurono
Setsuno Touya: whats ur master plan now boss
overhole: Hold on.
Private Messages: Chisaki Kai / Kurono Hari
12:03 P.M.
Chisaki Kai: If I go on a date with you will you change everyone's names back and give me admin access back?
Kurono Hari: wait for real
Chisaki Kai: Yes.
Kurono Hari: um
Kurono Hari: hell yeah
Chisaki Kai: Good. I'll see you tonight.
Group Chat: Shie Hassaikai
10:59 P.M.
overhole:
overhole: Kurono why isn't everything back to normal yet?
its time to stop: you didnt say when i had to change it all back
overhole: Kurono for fucks sake