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"Come on Yoongi don’t be shy," His breath hitches, how the hell did he end up with Jimin basically on his lap and Hoseok staring intensely?
Well he doesn’t have to think back far.
"Are you sure you want us to have the party at your place?" Yoongi sighs "If I wasn’t okay with it why would I have offered?" Jin snorts "Come on Namjoon don't say anything or he'll change his mind," Yoongi rolls his eyes before going back to chopping vegetables for his stew. Jin is next to him scolding Namjoon who's trying to steal fruit. There's barely any space for all three of them in his tiny kitchen. His apartment may be small, but it's enough for Yoongi who isn't really that big to begin with "Namjoon I swear to god if you touch one more piece of fruit you will be sleeping on the couch," Jin says with terrifying sincerity. Yoongi goes back to mentally preparing himself for tonight. It's the first time in three moths they all meet up properly. By all he means himself, Jin, Namjoon, Taehyung, Jungkook, Hobi and Jimin.
He sighs knowing this is going to be a long night. First we have Namjoon and Jin who have already been annoying him for the past hour with their sappy romance. Taehyung and Jungkook will definitely be making out on every surface in his apartment (Which means he has to wash every said surface). Last we have Hoseok and Jimin, bless them for trying to include Yoongi in their cuddles. As much as Yoongi wants to hold hands and/or cuddle he always says no fearing he might fall in love. Fun fact Yoongi easily falls in love. You do one remotely nice thing? Boom already planned our wedding. He hates that small irritating fact.
The door bell rings pulling Yoongi out of his thoughts, the blond turns around to ask Namjoon to open the door "Yoongs!" He tries to scurry of only to be attacked by Hoseok "Don't run away just yet. Group hug!" Yoongi feels himself suffocating in the arms of all his friends, well in a good but painful way "Let go, I have to make food," Hoseok pouts efficiently speeding up Yoongi's heart beat "Okay Hyung, you need any help?" Jimin asks "No I already have Jin, but you can set the table," Jimin nods hurrying of into the kitchen.
When his stew is finally ready he calls everyone to the table "Dig in guys," Dinner progresses as usual. Usual meaning everyone is slowly getting more and more drunk. They end up on the couch, or Jungkook is occupying half the couch stroking Taehyung who is sitting one the floor with Jimin's head on his thigh, Jin is sitting at the part of the couch that Jungkook hasn't taken over and for some reason thinks having Namjoon, the tallest person in this room, on his lap is a good idea, Hoseok on the other hand is sitting on the armchair looking completely unfazed by the vodka Yoongi knows he has drunken.
"Come sit on my lap Yoongi," He feels his cheek redden a tiny bit "Ohhh Yoongi's nervous!" Taehyung drunkenly shouts. One of the downsides of having known his friends since middle school is that they can notice even the slightest shift in his emotions. Like right now, when he is in fact a tiny bit nervous "No I'm not!" To prove his point he plops down in Hoseok's lap. The part of him that isn't drunk is currently screaming at him to get up.
Does drunk Yoongi care?
No.
Jimin wolf whistles from his spot on Taehyung's thigh. Yoongi is thankful that Jimin isn't jealous. Well why would he? He sits on everyone’s lap, no matter where, no matter when. Maybe Yoongi feels a little more nervous since he's the only person in this room who isn't dating anyone.
But what does he know? He's drunk, no time for thinking, and Hoseok's lap is comfy.
Hoseok puts his head on Yoongi's shoulder. Yoongi is extremely aware of how close his butt is to Hoseok's crotch. He tries not to think about it, keyword tries.
"I'm bored! Let's play truth or dare!" Namjoon shouts "Yeah let's sit in a circle!" They all sit down on the floor, Hoseok sits on Yoongi's left side while Jimin sits on his right. Jungkook gets a almost empty soju bottle putting it in the middle of their 'horrible I wouldn't even call this a circle' circle "What kind of rules?"
"I'll demonstrate!" Namjoon again shouts.
"First person the bottle lands on has to ask every time they have to go to the bathroom. They have to say 'can I go potty'," Namjoon spins the bottle and it lands on Jungkook who groans "That's stupid," Namjoon leans over to put his finger over Jungkook's lips "Hush child play the game,"
Jungkook takes the bottle "The unfortunate person this bottle land on has to smell everyone's feet and rank them from best to worst," The bottle spins landing on Taehyung "Let's do this fuckers," Well this got weird fast "Yoongi give me your foot," He takes of his sock "Did you paint your toenails?" Yoongi dead pans "No they’re naturally mint," Taehyung shrugs grabbing Yoongi's foot effectively tripping him.
"Hey! Watch it!" Taehyung smells his foot "You used the body wash I got you," he says excitedly "Yeah, fuck off," The end list goes something like this 1. Yoongi, 2. Namjoon, 3. Jin, 4. Jimin, 5. Jungkook and 6. Hoseok ("Hey! I just had dance practice!")
The night progresses with some nasty dares, but a surprising amount of truths "Yeah we banged in your guest bedroom," Jin slams the coffee table "I knew it!" Jimin's face is bright red while Hoseok is smiling like a goof "Anyway, my turn," Hoseok grabs the soju bottle "First person this lands one has to kiss the second person this lands on for at least 10 seconds," Jin whistles "This is going to be interesting," Hoseok spins the bottle. They all wait in anticipation "Ohhhh Yoongi," He groans taking a swing from his cup of soju. Hoseok spins the bottle again. Yoongi's heart beats faster and faster. Oh no it landed on Jimin.
Yoongi tries swallowing, but his throat is to dry. Jimin crawls over to Yoongi almost sitting in his lap "If you don't want to just say no. Okay?" Yoongi nods weakly
"Come on Yoongi don't be shy," Yoongi turns to look at Hoseok who's staring intensely.
Jimin pushes away his pink bangs before he pushes his lips to Yoongi's, slightly startling him in the process. Jimin's lips are as soft as Yoongi imaged (shut up everyone has fantasized about kissing Jimin at least once). Yoongi almost squeaks when Jimin ads a little bit of tongue. Does this count as cheating? Well he doesn’t think so. Still he feels guilty for enjoying it so much "Times up you guys!" Yoongi opens his eyes searching Hoseok's face for an reaction "Aww now I feel jealous," Hoseok jokes. Problem is, drunk Yoongi doesn’t understand jokes "M' sorry," he slurs "You could make it better by kissing me, then I wouldn't feel jealous," Sounds reasonable.
Yoongi leans over pecking Hoseok on the lips. It felt nice, Hoseok is surprisingly gentle. They kiss for only three seconds. Hoseok and Jimin taste similar due to the fact that they share a lip balm. The moment is interrupted by Jungkook "Can I go potty?"
Yoongi sobers slowly but surely up, and by the end of the night he can only feel a slight buzz. Downside to this? Yoongi can think properly again. And think is exactly what Yoongi does. Why did he even agree to kiss Jimin? Let alone Hoseok.
"Well it's time for me to leave," Jin exclaims with a crying Namjoon on his back "B-But Jin the crabs deserve so much," Jin kisses his cheek "Yeah, yeah our uber is waiting. See ya another time guys," Jungkook and Taehyung leave an hour later, leaving Yoongi alone with Jimin and Hoseok "We'll help you clean Yoongs," Jimin offers "Thanks guys," Internally Yoongi wants to ask them to leave so he can properly process what happened. When Yoongi finally washes all his dishes sighing in satisfaction looking around his now clean apartment. He walks into the living room to see both Jimin and Hoseok sitting in his sofa.
"Sit down Yoongi," Hoseok pauses "We need to talk,"
Yoongi gulps fearing what's coming. He sits down shakily praying that they don't notice how nervous he is.
"We didn't want it to happen this way," Jimin starts only to be interrupted by Yoongi "I understand if you don't want to be friends. It's okay I understand," Well that hurts to say. Jimin gives him a weird look "Why would you think that?" Yoongi gulps feeling tears pushing forward "I just kissed both of you when I could've said no, and you're dating," Hoseok stands up "Fuck it,"
"We don't hate you. We don't want to quit being friends. Ah fuck we like you okay Yoongi? Both of us,"
Yoongi sniffs "Like like me?" Jimin nods "Like like you,"
"How does that even work?" Hoseok shrugs "I don't know, but if you want to we can make it work," Yoongi thinks for a moment "Okay,"
Jimin cheers picking Yoongi up "What are you doing?!" Jimin giggles "It's cuddling time!" Yoongi lays down in his bed Jimin jumping in followed by Hoseok. Jimin wraps his arms around Yoongi's middle, Hoseok doing the same. They both put their heads on his chest "Why do you even like me?" Jimin looks up at him "First you are amazing. You take care of us even when you're mad, you always tell us the truth no matter what which makes us feel like you trust us,"
"You are beautiful both inside and out, also you bring out the best of us," Hoseok mutters "Well I must be doing a terrible job cuz you're both kinda shitty," Jimin laughs at his statement "Wait Yoongs. Are you crying?"
Yoongi tries hiding his face "No," he hitches. Hoseok smiles with his stupid heart shaped smile "Yes you are. Sleep now, we'll be there when you wake up,"
"Are we boyfriends now?"
"Yes we are Yoongi, sleep,"