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Wednesday 10:41pm
Kaminari Denki has added Kirishima Eijiro, Bakagou Katsuki, Mina Ashido, +15 more to a group
Kaminari Denki has changed the group chat name to ‘AHHHHH’
Kaminari Denki has changed their name to ‘So screwed’
So screwed: somoene please hlp me!!!
So screwed: I compltely forgot about the homewrk the Aizawa assigned until like, half an hour ago
So screwed: and i don’t know how to do it
So screwed: so someone pelase explain this to me and HeLP Me!!@!
Kirishima Eijiro: dude what the heck?
Kirishima Eijiro: Aizawa is going to kill you if you don’t get that done
So screwed: you donthink i know that??
So screwed: HElpe me PLEASEEEE
Ashido Mina: pfffff
Ashido Mina: Denki what have you been doing?
Ashido Mina: we’ve had how long since school got out today and you’re waiting until now?
So screwed: as stated before,
So screwed: I FORGOT UNTIL ONLY A FEW MINUTES AGO
Midoriya Izuku: hey Kaminari what homework did you need help with?
So screwed: bless you Izuku Midoriya
So screwed: you are a saint
So screwed: a true hero
So screwed: the ONLY helpful one
Midoriya Izuku: eh what can I say? It’s just what I do
Kirishima Eijiro: Midoriya really is the best of us
Kirishima Eijiro: the manliest
Kirishima Eijiro: one of our most responsible students
Midoriya Izuku: plus I’ve been in your position before
Kirishima Eijiro: ….
Kirishima Eijiro: I take back my previous statement
Midoriya Izuku: gee, thanks Kirishima
So screwed: can we please focus on my problem?!
So screwed: i was promised help and hi acnt had it yet
Midoriya Izuku: whoops
Midoriya Izuku: sorry Kaminari
Midoriya Izuku: what homework did you need help with?
Ashido Mina: say what you will Kiri but Midoriya is still more responsible than you
Uraraka Ochaco: honestly Deku is one of most responsible out of the whole class
Ashido Mina: true
Uraraka Ochaco: also I was trying to sleep Kaminari…
So screwed: SORRU!!!
So screwed: anyway im talking about the hero support essay stuff that Aizawa assigned us
Midoriya Izuku: oh! That's pretty easy
Midoriya Izuku: for a minute i was worried that you didn’t know how to do the chemistry or something
So screwed: …
So screwed: there was chemistry homework…
Uraraka Ochaco: omg Kaminari!!!!
Kirishima Eijiro: Kami buddy,
Kirishima Eijiro: you are so screwed
So screwed: omg
So screwed: omg
So screwed: O M G
Tokoyami Fumikage: what a mad banquet of darkness this is
Uraraka Ochaco: okay first: what the heck Tokoyami. Second: what are you doing up Tokoyami?
Tokoyami Fumikage: revelry in the dark
Tokoyami Fumikage: also Dark Shadow woke me up laughing and refused to answer my questions and simply told me to look at my phone
Uraraka Ochaco: understandable
So screwed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Midoriya Izuku: okay okay
Ashido Mina: my lamp light is flickering
Ashido Mina: Kami if you make the power go out i swear
Midoriya Izuku: take a deep breath and relax Kaminari
Midoriya Izuku: Aizawa is giving us class time to work on the essay tomorrow so i can help you with that
So screwed: bless
Midoriya Izuku: and there isn’t that much to the chemistry stuff so I can try to explain it to you. It just takes a while to do
Bakugou Katsuki: WHO THE FUCK KEEPS TEXTING THIS LATE AT NIGHT
Bakugou Katsuki: WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING DUNCE FACE!!
Bakugou Katsuki: I EXPLAINED THE CHEMISTRY TO YOU EARLIER
Tokoyami Fumikage: the devil beast has awoken to devour our souls and drag us all down into the pits of hell where we shall spend the rest of eternity in pain and anguish
So screwed: …
So screwed: I didnt understand the way you explained it…
Bakugou Katsuki: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Bakugou Katsuki: YOU SAID YOU UNDERSTOOD IT YOU SHITTY PIKACHU REJECT
So screwed: you were yelling at me and i felt intimidated and stressed so i said i understood so you would stop yelling!!!
Bakugou Katsuki: FUCKING PIKACHU! YOU MEAN I WASTED ALL THAT TIME I EXPLAINED IT TO YOU AND NOW YOU’RE WAKING ME UP WHEN IM TRYING TO SLEEP?
So screwed: in my defense youre teaching style is just about as effective as Anakin's how to spoon guide
Bakugou Katsuki: …
Ashido Mina: Kami, what on earth are you talking about?
So screwed: Ypou guys dont know how to spoon?1
So screwed: okay so basicaly its this video where Anakin explains to Obi Wan how to spoon with the least amount of description ever and the more that Obi Wan says ‘what’ the angier and louder Anakin screams the same thing over and over again
So screwed: and Bakugou does the same exact thing
Uraraka Ochaco: I still don’t understand
So screwed: oh jeez
So screwed: https://youtu.be/34LET9Pm_2A
Kirishima Eijiro: omfg i cant breatheee
Kirishima Eijiro: that is so accurate it hurts
Ashido Mina: omg Kami!!! Thats hilarious
Uraraka Ochaco: pfff get roasted blasty
Bakugou Katsuki: screw you all. I’m going back to bed
So screwed: Im sorry Bakugou im just very stressed and 5 seconds away from frying my own brain to goo
Tokoyami Fumikage: the beast returns to its slumber, but for how long? How long until it once again awakes and gives in to its rage and brings death and destruction upon us all?
Tokoyami Fumikage: I also shall be going back to sleep now
Midoriya Izuku: Okay as much as I hate doing this I will make an exception and send you pictures the answers I got for the chemistry
So screwed: omg thank you Midoriya
So screwed: a true hero
Kirishima Eijiro: such a manly action!
Midoriya Izuku: \^.^/
Midoriya Izuku: anyway this way you can look at all the steps that are involved with the equations and such
Midoriya Izuku: also if you want help in the future I can try and explain things to you
So screwed: Ill definately taek you up on that
So screwed: tahnk you so muc h
Bakugou Katsuki: CAN YOU FUCKS SHUT UP SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP
Midoriya Izuku: I’ll just… send those to you privately….
So screwed: yeah that would be great
So screwed: sorry everyone i woke up
So screwed: also for everyone when they wake up and go through this mess
Thursday 6:23am
AHHHHH
Iida Tenya: Good morning everyone.
Iida Tenya: It has come to my attention that a class group chat has been created, which I think is a wonderful idea to quickly and efficiently share important information, such as announcements with the class.
Iida Tenya: But I must also add that it was incredibly irresponsible to communicate that late, and put off homework until the last minute, and to also give out answers. It is not behavior fitting of future heros.
So screwed: in my defence, i forgot about the homework until really late and was a bit desperate
Midoriya Izuku: I normally don’t give out answers but last night was a bit of a special case
Iida Tenya: I understand the circumstances, but it is important that does not become a regular occurance.
So Screwed: Understood class pres
Bakugou Katsuki: Are you kidding me? Again with this damn group chat.
Bakugou Katsuki: First you wake me up in the middle of night, and now you’re ruining my morning earlier than normal.
Midoriya Izuku: sorry Kacchan!!!
Bakugou Katsuki: Fuck off
Iida Tenya: Bakugou! Watch your language! It is not appropriate for someone who is aiming to become a hero.
Todoroki Shouto: what is this?
Ashido Mina: Kaminari made a group chat last night
Sero Hanta: Nice idea Kaminari!!
So screwed: :D
So screwed: thanks Sero!!
Iida Tenya: It is quite a nice idea. Hopefully this will be able to unite our class together better.
Uraraka Ochaco: Oh Iida…
Midoriya Izuku: you pure soul
Iida Tenya: I do not understand. Is something wrong? As long as we use this group chat appropriately there should not be any problems
Uraraka Ochaco: oh you sweet summer child
Uraraka Ochaco: you absolute fool
Iida Tenya: I still do not understand what you guys are referring to, but I advise everyone to turn off there phones now. Class will be begin shortly and many of you have not arrived yet. Aizawa-sensei will not tolerate tardiness.
Bakugou Katsuki: this group chat is already a mess
Hagakure Tooru: a whole mess
Aoyama Yuga: c’est terrible
So screwed: this is going to be so much fun!
Kirishima Eijiro: this is going to end so badly
Ashido Mina: relax Ei, it’ll be fine
Ashido Mina: or at least it’ll be really funny
So screwed: so much fun