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 Wednesday 10:41pm

Kaminari Denki has added Kirishima Eijiro, Bakagou Katsuki, Mina Ashido, +15 more to a group

Kaminari Denki has changed the group chat name to ‘AHHHHH’

Kaminari Denki has changed their name to ‘So screwed’

So screwed: somoene please hlp me!!!

So screwed: I compltely forgot about the homewrk the Aizawa assigned until like, half an hour ago

So screwed: and i don’t know how to do it

So screwed: so someone pelase explain this to me and HeLP Me!!@!

Kirishima Eijiro: dude what the heck?

Kirishima Eijiro: Aizawa is going to kill you if you don’t get that done

So screwed: you donthink i know that??

So screwed: HElpe me PLEASEEEE

Ashido Mina: pfffff

Ashido Mina: Denki what have you been doing?

Ashido Mina: we’ve had how long since school got out today and you’re waiting until now?

So screwed: as stated before,

So screwed: I FORGOT UNTIL ONLY A FEW MINUTES AGO

Midoriya Izuku: hey Kaminari what homework did you need help with?

So screwed: bless you  Izuku Midoriya

So screwed: you are a saint

So screwed: a true hero

So screwed: the ONLY helpful one

Midoriya Izuku: eh what can I say? It’s just what I do

Kirishima Eijiro: Midoriya really is the best of us

Kirishima Eijiro: the manliest

Kirishima Eijiro: one of our most responsible students

Midoriya Izuku: plus I’ve been in your position before

Kirishima Eijiro: ….

Kirishima Eijiro: I take back my previous statement

Midoriya Izuku: gee, thanks Kirishima

So screwed: can we please focus on my problem?!

So screwed: i was promised help and hi acnt had it yet

Midoriya Izuku: whoops

Midoriya Izuku: sorry Kaminari

Midoriya Izuku: what homework did you need help with?

Ashido Mina: say what you will Kiri but Midoriya is still more responsible than you

Uraraka Ochaco: honestly Deku is one of most responsible out of the whole class

Ashido Mina: true

Uraraka Ochaco: also I was trying to sleep Kaminari…

So screwed: SORRU!!!

So screwed: anyway im talking about the hero support essay stuff that Aizawa assigned us

Midoriya Izuku: oh! That's pretty easy

Midoriya Izuku: for a minute i was worried that you didn’t know how to do the chemistry or something

So screwed: …

So screwed: there was chemistry homework…

Uraraka Ochaco: omg Kaminari!!!!

Kirishima Eijiro: Kami buddy,

Kirishima Eijiro: you are so screwed

So screwed: omg

So screwed: omg

So screwed: O M G

Tokoyami Fumikage: what a mad banquet of darkness this is

Uraraka Ochaco: okay first: what the heck Tokoyami. Second: what are you doing up Tokoyami?

Tokoyami Fumikage: revelry in the dark

Tokoyami Fumikage: also Dark Shadow woke me up laughing and refused to answer my questions and simply told me to look at my phone

Uraraka Ochaco: understandable

So screwed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Midoriya Izuku: okay okay

Ashido Mina: my lamp light is flickering

Ashido Mina: Kami if you make the power go out i swear

Midoriya Izuku: take a deep breath and relax Kaminari

Midoriya Izuku: Aizawa is giving us class time to work on the essay tomorrow so i can help you with that

So screwed: bless

Midoriya Izuku: and there isn’t that much to the chemistry stuff so I can try to explain it to you. It just takes a while to do

Bakugou Katsuki: WHO THE FUCK KEEPS TEXTING THIS LATE AT NIGHT

Bakugou Katsuki: WHAT THE FUCK FUCKING DUNCE FACE!!

Bakugou Katsuki: I EXPLAINED THE CHEMISTRY TO YOU EARLIER

Tokoyami Fumikage: the devil beast has awoken to devour our souls and drag us all down into the pits of hell where we shall spend the rest of eternity in pain and anguish

So screwed: …

So screwed: I didnt understand the way you explained it…

Bakugou Katsuki: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Bakugou Katsuki: YOU SAID YOU UNDERSTOOD IT YOU SHITTY PIKACHU REJECT

So screwed: you were yelling at me and i felt intimidated and stressed so i said i understood so you would stop yelling!!!

Bakugou Katsuki: FUCKING PIKACHU! YOU MEAN I WASTED ALL THAT TIME I EXPLAINED IT TO YOU AND NOW YOU’RE WAKING ME UP WHEN IM TRYING TO SLEEP?

So screwed: in my defense youre teaching style is just about as effective as Anakin's how to spoon guide

Bakugou Katsuki: …

Ashido Mina: Kami, what on earth are you talking about?

So screwed: Ypou guys dont know how to spoon?1

So screwed: okay so basicaly its this video where Anakin explains to Obi Wan how to spoon with the least amount of description ever and the more that Obi Wan says ‘what’ the angier and louder Anakin screams the same thing over and over again

So screwed: and Bakugou does the same exact thing

Uraraka Ochaco: I still don’t understand

So screwed: oh jeez

So screwed: https://youtu.be/34LET9Pm_2A

Kirishima Eijiro: omfg i cant breatheee

Kirishima Eijiro: that is so accurate it hurts

Ashido Mina: omg Kami!!! Thats hilarious

Uraraka Ochaco: pfff get roasted blasty

Bakugou Katsuki: screw you all. I’m going back to bed

So screwed: Im sorry Bakugou im just very stressed and 5 seconds away from frying my own brain to goo

Tokoyami Fumikage: the beast returns to its slumber, but for how long? How long until it once again awakes and gives in to its rage and brings death and destruction upon us all?

Tokoyami Fumikage: I also shall be going back to sleep now

Midoriya Izuku: Okay as much as I hate doing this I will make an exception and send you pictures the answers I got for the chemistry

So screwed: omg thank you Midoriya

So screwed: a true hero

Kirishima Eijiro: such a manly action!

Midoriya Izuku: \^.^/

Midoriya Izuku: anyway this way you can look at all the steps that are involved with the equations and such

Midoriya Izuku: also if you want help in the future I can try and explain things to you

So screwed: Ill definately taek you up on that

So screwed: tahnk you so muc h

Bakugou Katsuki: CAN YOU FUCKS SHUT UP SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP

Midoriya Izuku: I’ll just… send those to you privately….

So screwed: yeah that would be great

So screwed: sorry everyone i woke up

So screwed: also for everyone when they wake up and go through this mess

Thursday 6:23am

AHHHHH

Iida Tenya: Good morning everyone.

Iida Tenya: It has come to my attention that a class group chat has been created, which I think is a wonderful idea to quickly and efficiently share important information, such as announcements with the class.

Iida Tenya: But I must also add that it was incredibly irresponsible to communicate that late, and put off homework until the last minute, and to also give out answers. It is not behavior fitting of future heros.

So screwed: in my defence, i forgot about the homework until really late and was a bit desperate

Midoriya Izuku: I normally don’t give out answers but last night was a bit of a special case

Iida Tenya: I understand the circumstances, but it is important that does not become a regular occurance.

So Screwed: Understood class pres

Bakugou Katsuki: Are you kidding me? Again with this damn group chat.

Bakugou Katsuki: First you wake me up in the middle of night, and now you’re ruining my morning earlier than normal.

Midoriya Izuku: sorry Kacchan!!!

Bakugou Katsuki: Fuck off

Iida Tenya: Bakugou! Watch your language! It is not appropriate for someone who is aiming to become a hero.

Todoroki Shouto: what is this?

Ashido Mina: Kaminari made a group chat last night

Sero Hanta: Nice idea Kaminari!!

So screwed: :D

So screwed: thanks Sero!!

Iida Tenya: It is quite a nice idea. Hopefully this will be able to unite our class together better.

Uraraka Ochaco: Oh Iida…

Midoriya Izuku: you pure soul

Iida Tenya: I do not understand. Is something wrong? As long as we use this group chat appropriately there should not be any problems

Uraraka Ochaco: oh you sweet summer child

Uraraka Ochaco: you absolute fool  

Iida Tenya: I still do not understand what you guys are referring to, but I advise everyone to turn off there phones now. Class will be begin shortly and many of you have not arrived yet. Aizawa-sensei will not tolerate tardiness.

Bakugou Katsuki: this group chat is already a mess

Hagakure Tooru: a whole mess

Aoyama Yuga: c’est terrible

So screwed: this is going to be so much fun!

Kirishima Eijiro: this is going to end so badly

Ashido Mina: relax Ei, it’ll be fine

Ashido Mina: or at least it’ll be really funny

So screwed: so much fun

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Thursday 3:43pm

AHHHHH

Iida Tenya changed ‘AHHHHH’ to ‘Class 1-A’

So screwed: okay

So screwed: first: rude

So screwed: second nice try but you cant tame our class iida my man

So screwed changed “Class 1-A’ to ‘AAAAAAA’

Iida Tenya: I do not understand what you are referring to Kaminari-kun.

Uraraka Ochaco: oh Iida sweetie

Uraraka Ochaco: you just started something

Uraraka Ochaco: something bad

Iida Tenya: I still do not understand. Have I done something wrong. I apologize, it was not my intention to insult anyone. Please forgive me.

Uraraka Ochaco: you didn’t insult anyone you just…

Uraraka Ochaco: I dont know the best way to say this

Tokoyami Fumikage: a mad banquet of darkness is about to begin

Tokoyami Fumikage: you have awoken a beast that is not easily put back to sleep. Not a beast of anger and rage, but a beast of chaos and… MEMES

Iida Tenya: I’m glad that I have not insulted anyone but I still do not understand the current situation.

Midoriya Izuku: just sit back and hold on for the ride

So screwed has changed ‘Iida Tenya’ to ‘SKrt’

SKrt: Please keep the names respectful and appropriate

So screwed had changed ‘Kirishima Eijiro’ to ‘Armstong’

Armstrong: awww yeah!!

Armstrong: I lvoe Armstrong!!

Armstrong: hes so manly

Armstrong: thansk bro

So screwed: I got you bro!

Uraraka Ochaco: Kirishima whats up with all the spelling mistakes? Are you ok?

Armstrong: sorry just got caught up in some strong emotions there

Uraraka Ochaco: ah no problem!

Uraraka Ochaco: just wanted to make sure that you were ok

Armstrong: Im good! Thanks for checking!!

Midoriya Izuku: I heard fullmetal alchemist and i came

Uraraka Ochaco: pfff we found a way to summon Deku quickly that doesn’t involve something to do with heros

Uraraka Ochaco: what a time to be alive

Midoriya Izuku: fight me Ocha

Uraraka Ochaco: 0_0

Uraraka Ochaco: pass??

SKrt: Fighting outside of supervised training is against school policy. Also it is not a healthy way to deal with issues that you are having. Proper communication is better and recommended.

Midoriya Izuku: it was a figure of speech Iida!

Midoriya Izuku: I wouldn’t actually fight Ocha!

SKrt: Oh! I understand now. Please forgive my erroneous assumption

Sero Hanta: you know what they say about assuming things ;)

SKrt: I do not know. What do they say about assuming things?

Sero Hanta: ahhh.. Nevermind

So screwed changed ‘Sero Hanta’ to ‘Spudermoon’

So screwed changed ‘Bakugou Katsuki’ to ‘Lord Explosion Murder’

So screwed changed ‘Sato Rikido’ to ‘WRECK IT RALPH’

Armstrong changed ‘Ashido Mina’ to ‘A QUEEN’

Lord Explosion Murder: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DUNCE FACE

A QUEEN: awww thanks Kiri!!

A QUEEN: thats so sweet

Armstrong: <3

Armstrong: its true

Lord Explosion Murder: YOU HAVE A TWO SECOND HEAD START BEFORE I BLOW YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF SHITTY PIKACHU

So screwed: brb everyong

So screwed: runninf for mt lire

Midoriya Izuku: whoa that's cool

A QUEEN: umm.. what do you mean Midoriya?

Midoriya Izuku:  Oh! Sorry i meant the nickname that Kirishima gave you. Its kinda a play off the original hero name that you choose

A QUEEN: oh hey you're right!

A QUEEN changed ‘Midoriya Izuku’ to ‘Mr. Smartypants’

Mr. Smartypants: you make me blush v(^∀^*)

A QUEEN: (*≧∀≦*)

Lord Explosion Murder has changed ‘Mr. Smartypants’ to ‘SHITTY FUCKING DEKU’

SHITTY FUCKING DEKU: aww Kacchan you make me blush

SHITTY FUCKING DEKU:（＊Л＊）

Uraraka Ochaco has changed ‘SHITTY FUCKING DEKU’ to ‘Midochondria’

Uraraka Ochaco: not in my house Bakagou

Todoroki Shoto had changed ‘Lord Explosion Murder’ to ‘Bakagou’

Midochondria: my saviors

Midochondria: <3

Spudermoon: HAHAHAHA OMG

Spudermoon: get recked Bakugou

Bakagou has changed ‘Todoroki Shoto’ to ‘HALF AND HALF BASTARD’

‘HALF AND HALF BASTARD’ has changed ‘Bakagou’ to ‘BAKA’

SKrt: Bakugou! Todoroki! This is inappropriate. Please respect each other and keep the group chat appropriate!

Jirou Kyoka has changed ‘BAKA’ to ‘Mr. Boombastic’

So screwed has changed ‘Jirou Kyoka’ to ‘JAMJAMS’

JAMJAMS has changed ‘So screwed’ to ‘Jamming-yay’

Jamming-yay: below the belt Jirou, below the belt

JAMJAMS: you started it

Jamming-yay: shit you right i guess

A QUEEN has changed ‘Jamming-yay’ to ‘McQueen’

McQueen: aww Ashido! Defending my honor!

AQUEEN: <3

Midochondria has changed ‘HALF AND HALF BASTARD’ to ‘Todo’

Todo: Midoriya…

Midochondria: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aoyoma has changed their name to ‘Sparkles’

McQueen: not so fast there “sparkles”

McQueen has changed ‘Sparkles’ to ‘OleRazzleDazzle’

OleRazzleDazzle: excuse me

OleRazzleDazzle: what is the meaning of this?

OleRazzleDazzle: explain

McQueen: i mean why not?

McQueen: it suits you

McQueen: also it just kind popped in my head 

Tokoyami Fumikage: this conversation feels cursed with bad energy that will surely lead to death and destruction  

Midochondria: i dont think it will??

Tokoyami Fumikage: i feel cursed by it 

Midochondria: valid

Midochondria: also please forgive me in advance for this but

Midochondria has changed ‘Tokoyami Fumikage’ to ‘Tokyo’

Tokyo: ...why?

Midochondria: 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ

Tokyo: what a mad banquet of darkness

Tokyo: but to quote you ‘valid’

Uraraka Ochaco: i dont know what i just witnessed but i feel a bit concerned

Spudermoon: same

A QUEEN: mood

Midochondria has changed ‘Koda Koji’ to ‘Fawn’

Fawn: …?!

Midochondria: ya know like Fawn from Tinkerbell

Midochondria: shes that fairy that talks to all the animals

Fawn: (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

Midochondria: you’re welcome!!

Mr. Boombastic: fucking nerd

Mr. Boombastic: wait a minute

Mr. Boombastic: WHAT THE FUCK

Mr. Boombastic: WHO THE FUCK CHANGED MY NAME TO THIS

Mr. Boombastic has changed their name to ‘Bakugou’

Uraraka Ochaco: i was going to comment that Bakugou wasn’t screaming for once

Uraraka Ochaco: but then the moment was ruined

Armstrong has changed ‘Bakugou’ to ‘Bakubro’

Armstrong: come one Bakubro!

Armstrong: you cant just use your name

Armstrong: you gotta do something fun!

Bakubro: no this is stupid

Uraraka Ochaco: omg he wasn’t screaming

Uraraka Ochaco: breaking news: our resident grump is soft for Kirishima

Bakubro: FUCK OFF FUCKING ROUND FACE

Uraraka Ochaco: rude

Uraraka Ochaco had changed ‘Bakubro’ to ‘Kiris Soft Boi’

Midochondria: Ocha you did not!!

Kiris Soft Boi: OOH ITS FUCKING ON

Kiris Soft Boi has changed ‘Uraraka Ochaco’ to ‘ROUND FACE FUCKER’

ROUND FACE FUCKER: someone's in denial

SKrt: Bakugou!

SKrt: Please be appropriate!

Armstrong: whoa you two calm down before anyone gets hurt

Armstrong: also a wild Denki has just appeared in my room so behave while I help him

Kiris Soft Boi: …

A QUEEN: omg he is soft for Kiri

Tokyo: Has someone arisen from the cursed earth that is able to tame to wild rage beast of the dark?

ROUND FACE FUCKER: come on Bakugou

ROUND FACE FUCKER: admit it you’re soft

Kiris Soft Boi: I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU, YOU FUCKER

ROUND FACE FUCKER: you have literally yelled at anyone who changed your name who wasn’t Kirishima

Kiris Soft Boi:  WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Kiris Soft Boi: EVERYONE IS JUST FUCKING SHIT AT NICKNAMES

ROUND FACE FUCKER: no you just have issues with anyone who isn’t Kirishima

Kiris Soft Boi: THE FUCK YOU ON ABOUT

ROUND FACE FUCKER: i will bet hard cash that you won’t let anyone other than Kirishima change your nickname, not complain about it

ROUND FACE FUCKER: i’d actually pay anyone would changes his name and gets him not to change it for a week

Shoji Mezo has changed ‘Kiris Soft Boi’ to ‘Anger Management Needed’

Anger Management Needed: YOU FUCKING WHAT

Shoji Mezo: I figured it was more appropriate for you

Shoji Mezo: nothing about you can be described as ‘soft’

Shoji Mezo: also im interested in this bet

A QUEEN: Shoji fears no one  

ROUND FACE FUCKER: its gotta stay for a week Shoji

ROUND FACE FUCKER: and its free game for anyone else to change it

Shoji Mezo: i understand

Midochondria: oh boy this is going to be interesting

Midochondria has changed ‘ROUND FACE FUCKER’ to ‘YEET’

YEET: Thanks Deku, but um, can you explain

Midochondria: yeah!

Midochondria: you know how on the first day of school you just “yeeted” the ball to infinity

Midochondria: my brain was just kinda stuck on that idk

YEET: huh, alright

Midochondria: ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

YEET: thanks Deku

Midochondria: (^^;)

Armstrong: Im back

Armstrong: im too lazy to scroll back did i miss anything important?

YEET: nope

Midochondria: we just changed names, not much else

Armstrong: cool thanks

McQueen: wait isnt it yoted?

YEET: what

Midochondria: what

Anger Management Needed: what

WRECK IT RALPH: what

A QUEEN: what

Hagakure Toru: what

Fawn: ?

Shoji Mezo: what

Tokyo: what?

Ojiro Mashirao: what

OleRazzleDazzle: pardon?

Tsuyu Asui: what

Todo: what

Spudermoon: what?

JAMJAMS: wtf

Armstrong: Kami

Armstron: wtf

Armstrong: noo

McQueen: why is everyone joining now of all times?

Tsuyu Asui: i was already reading everything

Tsuyu Asui: i just didn’t find have anything to contribute

Hagakure Toru: Ashido started laughing and Jirou was yelling at their phones so i checked mine and found this whole mess going on

Ojiro Mashirao: me too

WRECK IT RALPH: same

Midochondria: okay

Midochondria: um ANYway

Midochondria had changed ‘Shoji Mezo’ to ‘Ursula’

Ursula: …

Ursula: honestly not the worse thing to be called

Ursula: thanks Midoriya

Midochondria: worse things??

Ursula: to be honest i was worried somone would say something like “henti reject”

YEET: my pure eyes have been tainted

Midochondria: OMG

Midochondria: Shoji i would never!

Ursula: I know you wouldn’t, but others would be tempted to

Midochondria: ⊙︿⊙

Ursula: everythings all good

Ursula: please continue

McQueen has changed ‘Ojiro Mashirao’ to ‘TIGGER’

A QUEEN: OMG

YEET: holy-

TIGGER: …

TIGGER: honestly that's pretty accurate

Hagakure Toru: What about me!!

Hagakure Toru: do I get a nickname?

TIGGER has changed ‘Hagukure Toru’ to ‘Intense Peekaboo’

McQueen has changed ‘Intense Peekaboo’ to ‘Invisalign’

McQueen: whoops!

McQueen: sorry i didn’t reaize that you were going to change the name

McQueen: you can change it again if you want

TIGGER: ah no ill leave it

TIGGER: yours if more clever than mine was

Midochondria: umm not trying to be rude or call you guys out, but isn’t it up to Hagakure what he nickname is?

McQueen: ooh shoot

McQueen: you right

Invisalign: this is fine

Invisalign: i like its really creative

Invisalign: not to say that yours wasn’t creative too Ojiro!

McQueen: my work here is done

Tsuyu Asui: but not everyone has a nickname yet

McQueen: …

McQueen: shoot

McQueen: ummmm

YEET has changed ‘Tsuyu Asui’ to ‘Shit what up’

McQueen: …..

A QUEEN: oh dang Uraraka

Midochondria: omg Ocha!

SKrt: Uraraka! That is not appropriate!

Shit what up: its fine

Shit what up: i actually find it funny

McQueen: wait!

McQueen: here come that girl..

Shit what up: kero

McQueen: beautiful

McQueen: thank you Asui

Shit what up: anytime

McQueen: really?!

Shit what up: … no

Shit what up: sorry

McQueen: ahh no owrries

A QUEEN: youre spelling is terrible at times

McQueen: oh well

McQueen: did anyone not get a name change?

McQueen: speak now or forevr hold your peace

JAMJAMS: Momo didn’t

Todo: She’s at a family dinner currently

A QUEEN: how do you know this?

Todo: She always has dinners with her family around this time

McQueen: omg is it already after 6

McQueen: where the heck has the time gone?

Midochondria: time flies when everyone is roasting each other

McQueen: true

Midochondria: also

Midochondria has changed ‘Yaoyorozu Momo’ to ‘Build-a-Bear’

Anger Management Needed: I DEMAND A NAME CHANGE YOU FUCKERS

Midochondria: oh really Kacchan?

Midochondria: hmm well just remember that you asked for this Kacchan so you can’t complain

Midochondria has changed ‘Anger Management Needed’ to ‘My herwoooo <3’

YEET: …

McQueen: omg

A QUEEN: what the fuck

Midochondria: before you say anything Kacchan just remember that we’ve know each other since we were little and our moms talk regularly, and she adores me

My herwoooo <3: are you fucking blackmailing me Deku?

Midochondria: and if i am?

Midochondria: do you want to try me?

My herwoooo <3: …

My herwoooo <3: that is absolutely disgusting

My herwoooo <3: as soon as its been a week im changing it

Midochondria: awww

Midochondria: truely my hero （＾ｖ＾）

YEET: what the hell did I just read

McQueen: omg

Armstrong: what just happened? I dont understand

A QUEEN: im so scared now

A QUEEN: why is Midoriya so intimidating while also being super.. cute?

Invisalign: i now know true fear

McQueen: i have a feeling that Midoriya is going to win the bet

Armstrong: what bet?

Armstrong: what just happened?