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"Ha! You can't stop me now, Perry the Platypus!" you gloat. Because he can't, not when he's trapped in that little cage-
Or. Not trapped. Apparently.
Still! He can't stop you this time. Holding up the self-destruct button's key - so he can see it, of course - you tuck it into your cheek. If he wants it, he'll have to take it.
So he tackles you to the ground. His mouth crashes against yours, tongue sliding between your lips, slow and gentle and-
He smirks at you, smug as anything, key tucked into his cute little paw.
"Hey, give that back!"