Condensed_almond_milk
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If greying is caused by a loss of hope, used as a defense mechanism for emotions too intense for any Troll to handle; what happens when a Troll greys out of comfort?
What happens when after twenty years on edge, you let yourself relax for the first time? And what happens then, when the body revolts?
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Elfo confesses his love and Luci has trouble regarding his emotions
(very unfinished but i might come back to it, unlikely though)
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The pros and cons of being in love by Condensed_almond_milk
Fandoms: Disenchantment (Cartoon 2018)
05 Mar 2022
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Elfo gets caught staring and luci confronts him.
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i want what i want (and i want you) by loveisawildthing
Fandoms: The Long Walk (Movie 2025), The Long Walk - Richard Bachman
16 Nov 2025
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“I’m really sorry, Pete. We’ll have all day tomorrow after my final. Okay?”
Not okay, but Pete couldn’t exactly say that without sounding like a dick. He brought his hands to Ray’s shoulders, humming when he felt how tense they were.
“You’re tense, baby,” Pete whispered into Ray’s ear, silently delighting in the shiver he felt go throughout Ray. “I can help with that. You won’t even have to look up from your textbooks.”
Or, Pete spends all day thinking about coming home to his boyfriend, only for Ray to be too busy studying for a final to give him attention. Pete decides to change that.
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Wade’s testing the “blowjob” handles wind resistance
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Soft Iron by BambiRex
Fandoms: The Long Walk (Movie 2025), The Long Walk - Richard Bachman
15 Nov 2025
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When Pete gets tired during workout, Ray comes up with a great motivation technique.
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Housespouse (or, How to Domesticate a Wolverine - by Wade Wilson) by Curupia
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
26 Aug 2024
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The thing about spending so much time around Wade was that ninety percent of the time you could ignore one hundred percent of what he was saying, and you wouldn’t miss a thing.
But every now and then, something sticks. It would worm its way into Logan’s brain and make a home for itself, awakening things he didn’t even realize lay dormant and causing mini existential crises on a near weekly basis.
It was never obvious in the moment. Just a word or phrase that would stick out and then bam! Cue the incessant rumination and restructuring of his brain chemistry.
The latest one being the word housespouse.
It was a stupid word.
It wasn’t even technically a real word.
But it was stuck. Ratting around and ringing in his ears every time he caught himself doing anything remotely domestic (which happened to be a lot more than he’d realized).
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A sort of 5+1-ish. Set in the same timeline as the previous fic in this series. You don't have to read it for this to make sense, but it'd be really cool if you did :)Series
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You’re all I want to strive for and do a little more by Curupia
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
15 Aug 2024
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He wasn’t in love with the guy. Some wires had gotten crossed, is all. Adrenaline, fear, elation, anger, pain… all of it had coalesced into a miasma of emotions that swirled around in his chest in the aftermath of destroying the time-ripper and had latched on to the only other solid thing around. That thing just happened to be Wade Wilson.
He’d been in enough fucked up situations to know that near death experiences tended to mess with the brain for a bit. They made people do reckless shit like confess their secrets, fuck people they shouldn’t, even declare their sudden and undying love.
It was chemical and it was psychological. It wasn’t real.
The feeling would pass.
He just needed some time.
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Logan realizes he might've made a terrible mistake agreeing to go home with the guy he's maybe sorta kinda fallen in love with. Especially since said guy literally just saved the entire multiverse to get back together with his girl.Didn't he?
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Yummy miscommunication wrapped up nice and pretty HALLELUJAH