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[●] todoroki shoto
[●] midoriya izuku
[●] bakugo katsuki
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fearsome foursome
conversation started at 10:56 PM
manliest is now typing...
manliest: hey bitches
manliest: i was thinking of getting wasted
manliest: wanna come?
bakugo katsuki has changed their name to best boi
best boi: on a tuesday night? u fuckin crazy or sm shit??
best boi: i have lcture in the morning and u do 2 bitchass
midoriya izuku has changed their name to ash ketchum
ash ketchum: i was gonna say we could! but i mean...
ash ketchum: i don't want a good time to come between you and school!
best boi: shut up deku i jus said that
ash ketchum: sorry kacchan!
best boi: asikjvnbieslgn I SIAD SUHT UP
best boi: dont call me that dumb nick name
best boi: im not five anymore
todoroki shoto: What is this chat?
todoroki shoto: Hi, Midoriya-kun.
ash ketchum: hi todoroki!!!
ash ketchum has changed todoroki shoto's name to puppy!
puppy!: Midoriya, I think you're mistaken... I am not a puppy.
ash ketchum: todoroki you're very very VERY mistaken bc you're the biggest puppy ever!
best boi: SOTP FILRTIGN U FUCKNIG WREIDOS
manliest: [img sent]
ash ketchum: oh damn
best boi: KIRIISJHIMAA
puppy!: It's... It's rock hard
ash ketchum: that's really big
manliest: :0
manliest: jeez sorry guys i sent it to the wrong person
manliest: actually who am i kidding enjoy my pic! :P
best boi: hold on im coming over so i can fucking mURDER U BITVH
puppy!: To say I'm bewildered is a very big understatement
ash ketchum: i kinda wanna see kiri-kun get beat up but i know i should save him. :(
manliest: midoriya that's the meanest thing i think i've ever heard you say
manliest: especially considering you're friends with bakugo
best boi: OPEN UP BITOHC
manliest: o he's actually here...
manliest: todoroki, midoriya, it was a plea
puppy!: Hello?
ash ketchum: he's dead
ash ketchum: rip kiri 2016-2019
puppy!: So Midoriya, did you finish the homework?
ash ketchum: actually i'm almost done!
ash ketchum: [img sent]
ash ketchum: i can't figure out number four or seven
puppy!: Oh good. I haven't figured seven out at all.
ash ketchum: kacchan knows :/
puppy!: Yeah where did they go?
manliest: we're watching a movie! yall should come and watch in my room!
best boi: fuckrs D:
puppy!: What movie?
manliest: mulan
ash ketchum: i'm in!!1!!111!
last read at 12:23 AM