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science bros -1 princess
members:
Tony Stark (bossassbitch)
Bruce Banner (greenandmean)
Peter Parker (peterparkour)
tuesday, 10:40 AM
irondaddy: you know what conversation i just had with steve bruce bucky and thor in the wendy’s drive thru?? “so we got four four for fours??” “yeah we got four four for fours” “but i thought at first it was three” “no it was four four for fours for four for fours you dumb bitch”
irondaddy: i regret taking this morning class with them
irondaddy: i also regret stephen ever getting stucky back together this pda is giving me cavities
greenandmean: Imagine living with the Odinsons full time
greenandmean: A day is good if one of them doesn’t break a bone
peterparkour: omg
peterparkour: hey is everyone still on for the fair on saturday
irondaddy: yeah totally
irondaddy: bucky said ‘the fuck of course we are’
peterparkour: i think it’s gonna rain that’s why i was asking
greenandmean: Yeah I just checked the forecast
greenandmean: 85% chance
irondaddy: welp ig we’ll figure it out
irondaddy: bruce will you please hold your boyfriend back he is about to crash the fucking car
peterparkour: thor can’t drive confirmed
irondaddy: i swear i’m holding onto the ‘oh shit’ handle for dear life
peterparkour: that WHAT
irondaddy: the handle over the door
irondaddy: the oh shit handle
peterparkour: i’m weeping please don’t die before movie night
irondaddy: u got it
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jojo siwa cult™
members:
Bucky Barnes (wintersmoulder)
Natasha Romanoff (nattytaffy)
Clint Barton (katniss)
Sam Wilson (falconfratboy)
Peter Parker (peterparkour)
tuesday, 1:32 PM
wintersmoulder: MY MOM LOST MY OREOS
nattytaffy: How did she lose Oreos?
wintersmoulder: ASK HER
peterparkour: fight me on this but oreos are gross without milk
peterparkour: actually don’t fight me
peterparkour: i’m sensitive
wintersmoulder: YOU KNOW ME BEING A GOOD SON AND VISITING MY FAMILY BEFORE MY NEXT CLASS
wintersmoulder: I JUST WANTED OREOS
katniss: there’s a stash in your closet from our last sleepover i thought
wintersmoulder: HOLY SHIT I FPRGEIRH ABOSJEH THAT
falconfratboy: Your last sleepover was in march???
katniss: oreos don’t expire
falconfratboy: Not to be a plunger and bring up old shit but remember last year when we found you sitting in a bathtub full of oreos that went bad in 2009
katniss: we don’t talk abt that
wintersmoulder: no but like i wanted oreos and steve is in class and won’t buy me any:(((((
peterparkour: did you actually ask him? i’m sure he will once he’s out :0
wintersmoulder: no
falconfratboy: THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BOTHERING US
wintersmoulder: WHATEVER
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barnes and noble
members:
Bucky Barnes (wintersmoulder)
Steve Rogers (starspangledsteve)
tuesday, 1:50 PM
wintersmoulder: babe
wintersmoulder: baby baby baby man
wintersmoulder: my main man baby
wintersmoulder: remember how i totally rocked ur world the other night and u said u’d make it up to me
wintersmoulder: u love me right
starspangledsteve: What snack do you want me to buy now
wintersmoulder: i rlly want oreos but mom threw them out then window and the pack i have in my closet went bad in march :((
wintersmoulder: when u get out of art history at 2 will you buy em and come to my dumb family’s house
wintersmoulder: kelcee wants to see u too
starspangledsteve: Yeah sure
starspangledsteve: My mom wants you to come over for dinner later
wintersmoulder: yesssss
wintersmoulder: she’s gonna show me ur baby pictures
starspangledsteve: :(
starspangledsteve: I totally just got an angry glare from the prof for texting, by the way
wintersmoulder: <3
starspangledsteve: Jerk
wintersmoulder: punk
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wizards of waverly place
members:
Wanda Maximoff (wandawoman)
Loki Odinson (mrmischief)
Stephen Strange (wizardsonlyfools)
Scott Lang (toomuchscotty)
tuesday, 6:03 PM
wizardsonlyfools: Loki, where do you see yourself and the dirty gang being in 10 years
mrmischief: top of the empire state building why
toomuchscotty: oh shit i didnt know there was a jail at the top of the empire state building
mrmischief: why the fuck are you still breathing
toomuchscotty: twas a joke man as a member of the dirty gang im justified
wandawoman: He’s not wrong, though...
wizardsonlyfools: The only reason I’m asking is because Barton just tried to do a cartwheel in the dining hall and has a bloody nose
mrmischief: wow
toomuchscotty: awwwww i wish i could record it:(
wandawoman: Lmao we’re not in college yet dummy
toomuchscotty: ever since pietro broke his arm you’ve been a lot bitchier wanda
wandawoman: Sorry i’m just big mad because he keeps on forcing me to make him food as if he’s not the one who totaled my car in the first place
mrmischief: time to bring back this masterpiece
mrmischief: (pietrosepiccarcrash.mov)
wizardsonlyfools: Biggest opp I know
toomuchscotty: riiippppp
wizardsonlyfools: Why are pancakes so damn thin
wandawoman: They are pancakes idk what to tell you://
wizardsonlyfools: Tony Stark has a pancake problem
mrmischief: tony is full of surprises huh
wizardsonlyfools: No this kid deadass brought tupperware to breakfast this morning and smuggled all the pancakes he could
wizardsonlyfools: And now he’s eating them for dinner as if he’s about to hibernate for 6 months
wizardsonlyfools: I’m so in love
toomuchscotty: wait i thought u spelt it like tupleware
wandawoman: No it’s tupplewear
mrmischief: Morons it’s tuperwear
wizardsonlyfools: I’m about to choke what is wrong with you
wizardsonlyfools: My boyfriend doesn’t know how to spell tupperware either I’m going to kill myself
wandawoman: It has an L doesn’t it!!!!!!??
mrmischief: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT WANDA
toomuchscotty: EVERYONE SAYS IT WITH AN L
toomuchscotty: TUPLEWARE
wizardsonlyfools: You’re on thin fucking ice
mrmischief: TUPERWEAR
wandawoman: Tupplewear
toomuchscotty: TUPLEWARE
wizardsonlyfools: You all are iddiojhdbjsjsnsbsb. s. s snsnsn
wizardsonlyfools added irondaddy to the chat
irondaddy: ITS TUPELWEAR
toomuchscotty: WHAT THE FUCK
wizardsonlyfools: Wow the weather looks great tonight
mrmischief: FUCK YOU
wandawoman: TAKE YOUR PILLS AND CRY ME A RIVER ODINSON!
mrmischief: FUCK YOU
irondaddy: IM AN ENGINEER MAJOR BITCH TRY ME I THINK ID KNOW HOW TO SPELL
wizardsonlyfools: I’m a med student and I’m apparently the only one who knows what google is
toomuchscotty: ITS TUPLEWARE
irondaddy: I JUST CANT BELIEVE NO ONE HERE KNOWS HOW TO SPELL
wizardsonlyfools: Please eat your pancakes
irondaddy: NO
wizardsonlyfools removed irondaddy from the chat
toomuchscotty: FINE I KNOW WHO CAN SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
wandawoman: WHO
toomuchscotty added nattytaffy to the chat
wandawoman: NATTY
nattytaffy: I’ve been summoned
nattytaffy: Hi Wanda :-)
mrmischief: LES BIANS
toomuchscotty: HOW DO YOU SPELL TUPLEWARE
nattytaffy: What
wizardsonlyfools: Tupperware*
mrmischief: SHUT THE FUCK UP
nattytaffy: Just call it plastic container and get over yourselves
toomuchscotty: that’s not how it works
nattytaffy: I’m trying to treat Clint’s bloody nose
nattytaffy: Give up and settle
wandawoman: We’re still on for movie night right :3
nattytaffy: Sure are
mrmischief: yuck affection get out.i’m cringing
nattytaffy: (middlefingeremojix10)
nattytaffy left the chat
wandawoman: That’s the person i’m gay for <33333333
mrmischief: get the fuck out
wizardsonlyfools: Because of you he’s dragging me to the store to buy tuppleware to see how it’s spelt. I hope you’re happy douchebags
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jojo siwa cult™
members:
Bucky Barnes (wintersmoulder)
Natasha Romanoff (nattytaffy)
Clint Barton (katniss)
Sam Wilson (falconfratboy)
Peter Parker (peterparkour)
tuesday, 6:56 PM
wintersmoulder: steve and i just ran to target to buy butter for his mom and we found tony having a mental breakdown repeating ‘TUPPERWARE’ over and over again
wintersmoulder: and stephen is pretending not to know him
peterparkour: what i thought it was tuppelware???
wintersmoulder: oh idk actually
katniss: its always a fun time at target
peterparkour: is clint okay?? i saw sam’s instagram story
falconfratboy: Yeah he’s fine, lucifer’s waterfall is crashing down from his nose that’s all
nattytaffy: I told you not to dare him to do a cartwheel, Sam
falconfratboy: I didn’t think he’d actually do it
wintersmoulder: u obviously don’t know clint barton then
peterparkour: rip
falconfratboy: Cough
falconfratboy: So peter how was school today
peterparkour: it was cool wade and i got caught making out in the iconic janitor’s closet
wintersmoulder: omfg by who
peterparkour: some freshman named miles
peterparkour: wade just handed him the broom and closed the door i was crying
wintersmoulder: i’m like still in epileptic shock from when you two started grinding at sam’s birthday party
peterparkour: we were hammered so it doesn’t count
falconfratboy: O
nattytaffy: Peter lost his innocence as soon as we left
peterparkour: well
peterparkour: someone has to keep your legacy going
wintersmoulder: isn’t that the dirty gang’s job
peterparkour: nope they’re just the ones who steal pencils and smoke in the bathroom
falconfratboy: That’s exactly what we did
peterparkour: yeah but. dirty gang
katniss: DIRTY GANG DIRTY GANG DIRTY GANG DIRTY GANG
nattytaffy: Get on top of the fridge. Right now.
katniss: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE