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Jake Long created the group “Secret Quartet”

Jake Long added Adrien Agreste, Randy Cunningham, and Danny Fenton

[Jake Long] thought i should make this group chat for us

[Danny Fenton] but we already have one???

[Jake Long] yeah but thats w/ all our friends

[Jake Long] this one is just us

[Adrien Agreste] Jake, are you sure that this is even a good idea?

Randy Cunningham changed their name to “Bruce Ninja”

Randy Cunningham changed Danny Fenton’s name to “Casper”

Randy Cunningham changed Adrien Agreste’s name to “Kitt Kat”

Randy Cunningham changed Jake Long’s name to “Dovah”

[Casper] you make Randy an admin??? Why???

[Dovah] my bad

[Kitt Kat] But what if someone sees our phones? Won't they figure it out?

[Bruce Ninja] what are the chances of that happening?

[Bruce Ninja ] just put a password on ur phone, problem solved

[Kitt Kat] But what if someone looks over my shoulder and sees it?

[Bruce Ninja] adrien dont be a shoob

[Casper] so what's the point of this group chat again

[Dovah] just to talk and stuff

[Casper] alright, anyone have anything interesting to share with the class?

[Bruce Ninja] played a new game at the game hole, it's the cheese!

[Kitt Kat] Let me guess, you got the number one spot?

[Bruce Ninja] was their any doubt

[Kitt Kat] *there

[Bruce Ninja] adrien stop being a shoob

[Kitt Kat] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Casper] i took down the box ghost again

[Bruce Ninja] thats wonk

[Casper] I never said it was supposed to be interesting

[Kitt Kat] Purr haps you could say you had an un fur tunate day

[Casper] yeah, it wasnt that paw some

[Kitt Kat] ;3

[Dovah] oh no

[Kitt Kat] You just don’t ap purr eciate puns

[Bruce Ninja] ok you know what? ur on timeout. get onto the fridge

[Bruce Ninja] get up there!

[Kitt Kat] This house is a fucking nightmare!

[Dovah] did the Pure Boi™ just swear?!?!

[Kitt Kat] It just be like that sometimes

[Kitt Kat] I’ll be right back, Mari’s calling

[Casper] ahh young love

[Bruce Ninja] ur one to talk

[Casper] u r too

[Casper] Theresa ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

[Bruce Ninja] ajjnfgsdjdfsj

[Dovah] oh my fucking god she fucking dead

The Straights Are At It Again

[Sleep? Idk her] GUYSHNFGNEDFVGO

[Ladyblogger] whats up Marinette?

[Sadrien] Mari, don’t.

[Sadrien] I’ll do anything

[Sleep? Idk her] Then perish

[Sadrien] Mari no

[Sleep? Idk her] Mari yes

[I like turtles] wait, what happened??

[Black is the new black] This intrigues me

[Sadrien] Sam please don't encourage Mari

[Trixalicious] spill the tea marinette

[Sadrien] mari please no

[Sleep? Idk her] So I was in a video call with adrien and Nathalie came in with some of his fan mail

[Sadrien] sdfgfs im begging

[Thing 1] adrien stop being a shoob

[I like turtles] you know its serious when adrien stops using punctuation

[Dead Inside] pun ctuation

[Sadrien] it would funny if it didnt hurt inside

[Sleep? Idk her] anyways, he starts digging through the pile and he opens up this suction cup bobble head thing

[Sadrien] iTS TIME TO STOP

[Black is the new black] no, please continue

[Ladyblogger] stop, this is tea time

[Rawr XD] im invested

[Rawr XD] also, who changed my name to “Rawr XD”??? Was it you Randy

[Thing 1] for once it wasnt me

[Trixalicious] Guys

[Ladyblogger] It’s tea time

[Sleep? Idk her] so adrien stares at this weird bobble head thing and thinks it would be a good idea to stick the thing to his forehead

[I like turtles] dude you didnt

[Dead Inside] I think I know where this is going

[Sleep? Idk her] so about 15 minutes pass and he pulls the thing off his head because it was “giving him a headache”

[Sleep? Idk her] and it left a big red mark on his forehead

[Sleep? Idk her] he then goes “well this is not ideal” and proceeds to ask me when it will go away

[Sleep? Idk her] and I tell him that the blood vessels are burst and it would go away in a few days

[Ladyblogger] groijgrfdangor hE HAS A HICKEY

[Black is the new black] the tea has been spilled

[Trixalicious] sip sip

[Sadrien] noooooo

[Thing 1] pics or it didnt happen

[Sadrien] Mariiii doooont

[Sleep? Idk her] Hickey.jpg

[I like turtles] what does ur dad think??

[Sadrien] hE CANT KNOW

[Big H] youre a shoob

[Too Fine] press f to pay respects

[I like turtles] f

[Too Fine] f

[Sleep? Idk her] f

[Black is the new black] f

[Thing 1] f

[Dead Inside] f

[Trixalicious] f

[Ladyblogger] f

[Spud the Spudnificient] f

[Big H] f

[Rawr XD] f

[Sadrien] I hate this family

[ Spud the Spudnificient] dont worry dude, ive done that too

[ Spud the Spudnificient] it just be like that sometimes

[Sadrien] My friendship ended with all of you

[Sadrien] now Spud is my best freimd

[Too Fine] freimd

[Rawr XD] freimd

[Sleep? Idk her] freimd

[Dead Inside] freimd

[Black is the new black] freimd

[Trixalicious] freimd

[Ladyblogger] freimd

[I like turtles] freimd

[Thing 1] freimd

[Big H] freimd

[Spud the Spudnificient] freimd

[Sadrien] Nevermind, you’re all dead to me

[Dead Inside] this is transphobia

[Sadrien] this is panphobia

[Dead Inside] (ง'̀-'́)ง hey buddy u wanna go

[Sadrien] (ง'̀-'́)ง yeah I wanna go, lets go

[Dead Inside] Alright lets go out

[Sadrien] Go out on a date

[Dead Inside] yeah c'mon let's go out on a date

[Sadrien] You want kids?

[Sleep? Idk her] @Black is the new black wow I can't believe my bf is going out on a date with ur bf

[Sleep? Idk her] and is starting a family too

[Black is the new black] guess we’re by ourselves

[Sadrien] I think you mean bi yourselves

[Black is the new black] jokes on you, i’m not bi

[Big H] is everyone here queer??

[Big H] not that theres anything wrong with that

[Ladyblogger] hmm IDK… lets check

[Ladyblogger] I’m Bi

[Sleep? Idk her] Same

[Black is the new black] I’m pan and non-binary

[Sadrien] I’m also pan

[ Trixalicious] I’m straight

[ Spud the Spudnificient] im also straight

[Big H] straight

[Rawr XD] I make four

[I like turtles] I’m asexual

[Dead Inside] I’m Trans

[Too Fine] Questioning

[Too Fine] I like girls but I’m not too sure if I should leave it at that

[Thing 1] same

[Sadrien] Don't worry, its alright to not know

[Sadrien] There's no pressure

[I like turtles] Pure Boi™

[Sadrien] ¬_¬

[Ladyblogger] That makes 2 bisexuals, 2 pans, 1 asexual, 1 trans, 4 straights, and 2 questioning

[Ladyblogger] So 6/12 of us

[Sadrien] So our group name is incorrect? Do we need to change it??

[Rawr XD] no, us straights are at it again

[ Rawr XD] we always are

[ Trixalicious] rt

[Spud the Spudnificient] rt

[Big H] rt

[Sadrien] It’s getting late and I have a photoshoot tomorrow, I’m heading to bed

[Ladyblogger] yeah i should too, cant stay up too late or nora will kill me

[I like turtles] I’m going too

[Sleep? Idk her] <---

[Sadrien] Mari

[Sleep? Idk her]

[Sadrien]

[Sleep? Idk her]

[Sadrien]

[Sleep? Idk her] fine

Secret Quartet

[Kitt Kat] hey can you guys come over??

[Kitt Kat] i need cuddles

[Kitt Kat] and i dont want to bother mari

[Kitt Kat] she needs to sleep

[Kitt Kat] and she cant come over to cuddle

[Bruce Ninja] omw

[Dovah] be right there

[Casper] im bringing snacks

[Kitt Kat] thanks guys

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Secret Quartet

Friday

5:30 PM

[Kitt Kat] It’s been two days and my father still doesn't know about my forehead hickey

[Kitt Kat] Thank you Randy for teaching me how to use makeup (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[Bruce Ninja] ur welk

[Dovah] how do you not know how to use makeup?? arnt you a model??

[Kitt Kat] I’m not allowed to do my own makeup

[Kitt Kat] Father says that there's no need for me to do it

[Kitt Kat] Also the fact that he thinks that boys shouldn't know how to use makeup in the first place

[Casper] thats total bs

[Casper] i do sams makeup all the time

[Dovah] how come randy can do makeup??

[Dovah] do you want to impress a certain someone ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

[Bruce Ninja] (¬_¬) not all of us have super healing/protection jake

[Bruce Ninja] the suit has limits

[Casper] at least your suit has protection

[Casper] my hazmat suit does nothing

[Casper] im now immune to broken bones

[Casper] ribs? Idk her

[Kitt Kat] Oof

[Kitt Kat] Anyways, my father doesn’t approve of me doing things that “girls do”

[Kitt Kat] I think it's to keep me from “becoming gay” or something

[Kitt Kat] 1. That's not how that works 2. It's already too late

[Dovah] is that the reason ur in the closet?

[Kitt Kat] One of the reasons

[Kitt Kat] But I don't feel like writing out the entire list

[Kitt Kat] Makes me feel depressed

[Bruce Ninja] dude

[Bruce Ninja] thats wonk

[Kitt Kat] Yeah

[Kitt Kat] He’s a huge homophobe and I don't want to deal with him

[Kitt Kat] i wanted for the longest time to reconnect with him

[Kitt Kat] and i want to love him

[Kitt Kat] and i want him to love me

[Kitt Kat] but i know thats not going to happen

[Kitt Kat] not if he cant accept me for who i am

[Casper] you need us to come over again?

[Kitt Kat] no

[Kitt Kat] im fine

[Kitt Kat] sorry

[Kitt Kat] Like I said, listing all of the problems I have with my father makes me feel depressed

[Kitt Kat] I’ll be fine

[Dovah] u sure?

[Bruce Ninja] cuz we can come over their and give you snuggles

[Kitt Kat] *there

[Bruce Ninja] adrien

[Bruce Ninja] dont be a shoob

[Kitt Kat] It just be like that sometimes

[Bruce Ninja] and hes back

[Casper] oh adrien

[Kitt Kat] Yes??

[Casper] are mari alya and nino still up to hang with us this weekend??

[Kitt Kat] Yeah, they are

[Dovah] wait, what are you guys doing?

[Casper] the fruitloop convinced my parents to allow me to go on a business trip with him

[Casper] to paris

[Casper] to talk with adriens dad

[Casper] so im going to hang with adriens cuz the fruitloop and his dad are doing boring business stuff

[Kitt Kat] You’re lucky my father likes you

[Bruce Ninja] Is anyone else going to be there?

[Bruce Ninja] McFist perhaps??

[Bruce Ninja] Because if your dad is hanging out with one villain, why not make it two???

[Bruce Ninja] Does a certain Ninja of Norrisville need to come and…. Investigate???

[Bruce Ninja] Only to protect his totally bruce friends of course

[Bruce Ninja] Not because hanging out with his friends in Paris is the cheese

[Dovah] randy cunningham? using capitalization ? its more likely than you think

[Kitt Kat] Randy

[Kitt Kat] Is this one of your excuses to come over?

[Bruce Ninja]

[Bruce Ninja]

[Bruce Ninja] no

[Kitt Kat] You know you guys can come over

[Kitt Kat] Anytime Vlad comes over father lets me do whatever without The Gorilla

[Dovah] id like to but i have to help at grandpas shop

[Casper] more dragon training?

[Dovah] no

[Bruce Ninja] Oof

[Bruce Ninja] im free tho

[Kitt Kat] I’ll let you know when to come over

[Bruce Ninja] ｡◕‿‿◕｡

[Casper] so whats the plan for tomorrow?

[Kitt Kat] We pick up Mari, Alya, and Nino first

[Kitt Kat] Then we head to the movies and do whatever afterwards

[Bruce Ninja] this is going to be the cheese!

Saturday

1:45 PM

[Bruce Ninja] help

[Bruce Ninja] help im lost

[Bruce Ninja] adrien

[Bruce Ninja] danny

[Bruce Ninja] jake

[Bruce Ninja] help

[Dovah] I cant help you, im in NY

[Bruce Ninja] call someone

[Dovah] why cant u??

[Bruce Ninja] everyone else turned off there phones because of the movie

[Dovah] *their

[Bruce Ninja] Not the time Jake

[Dovah] so if their phones are off

[Dovah] how can i call them??

[Bruce Ninja] idk but im paniking

[Dovah] *panicking

[Bruce Ninja] NOT THE TIME JAKE

[Dovah] sorry

[Dovah] havent they noticed that you are missing??

[Bruce Ninja] NO

[Bruce Ninja] THEY SOMEHOW HAVENT

[Bruce Ninja] THATS WHY IM ASKING YOU FOR HELP

[Bruce Ninja] wHAT DO I DO???

[Dovah] im sorry i cant help

[Dovah] i gtg gramps is yelling at me

[Dovah] good luck

Dovah went offline

[Bruce Ninja] :'(

[Bruce Ninja] my phone is going to die help

[Bruce Ninja] gu

Bruce Ninja went offline

Saturday

2:10 PM

[Casper] shit

[Casper] my phone was off

[Kitt Kat] Did his phone die??

[Casper] i think so

[Casper] im being sent directly to voice mail

[Casper] this better not be one of his pranks

[Kitt Kat] I don’t think so

[Kitt Kat] Read the chat log

[Casper]

[Casper]

[Casper]

[Casper] shit

The Straights Are At It Again

[Sadrien] guys where's randy

[Ladyblogger] i think he wandered off

[Big H] he can be easily distracted

[Dead Inside] that is besides the point

[Dead Inside] he's not answering his phone

[I like turtles] this is not ideal

[Ladyblogger] so what do we do??

[Dead Inside] how did we even lose him?

[Sadrien] I don’t know

[Sadrien] We only turned our backs for a second

[Big H] yeah hes basically a child

[Ladyblogger] whos going to tell randys moms that we lost him??

[I like turtles] 1 2 3 NOT IT

[Dead Inside] not it

[Ladyblogger] notit

[Sadrien] Not it

[Sleep? Idk her] not it

[Big H] im not doing it

[Big H] i wasnt even there

[Sadrien] He has a point

[I like turtles] alya

[I like turtles] babe

[I like turtles] re read your message

[Ladyblogger]

[Ladyblogger]

[Ladyblogger]

[Ladyblogger] oH MY GOD

[Ladyblogger] AFVGJGNEWNU

[Ladyblogger] NO TIT

[Ladyblogger] IM dYING

[Sadrien] Wait what about Randy?

[Sadrien] We LOST HIM

[Sadrien] Shouldn't we be looking for him??

[I like turtles] while i agree with you agreste, i present this:

[I like turtles] no tit

[Ladyblogger] no tit

[Sadrien] Guys this is serious

[Sleep? Idk her] guys theres no need to worry

[Sadrein] Randy

[Sadrien] Is

[Sadrien] LOST

[Sleep? Idk her] adrein

[Sleep? Idk her] my parents called, Randy is at the bakery

[Dead Inside] thank GOD

[I like turtles] how did he even get there that fast??

[I like turtles] its like a 30 minute walk from the theater

[Black is the new black] how long did you lose him for?

[Dead Inside] wait sam

[Dead Inside] when did you get here

[Black is the new black] ive been here for the entire time

[Black is the new black] and watching this train wreck pleases me

[Sadrien] sam no

[Black is the new black] sam YES

[Sadrien] Danny, your significant other scares me

[Dead Inside] honestly same

[Dead Inside] but i love them so much

[Black is the new black] (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[Dead Inside] ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

[Ladyblogger] ಥ_ಥ so cute

[Ladyblogger] anyways, mari

[Ladyblogger] randy has been found

[Sleep? Idk her] yeah hes safe

[Ladyblogger] so should we just go to ur place and hang out the rest of the day?

[Ladyblogger] we dont want to lose him again

Thing 1 is online

[Thing 1] iM ALIVE

[Big H] CUNNINGHAM!

[Sadrien] Randy, your phones charged!

[Thing 1] i had to borrow marinettes charger

[Sleep? Idk her] ur lucky we have the same kind of phone

[I like turtles] how did you get lost??

[Thing 1] i went to find a bathroom

[Thing 1] couldnt so i went back

[Thing 1] i tried to find u guys but i didnt recognize anything

[Ladyblogger] this is why we have a buddy system

[Black is the new black] why didnt you just text your location and wait there??

[Dead Inside] they have a point

[Thing 1]

[Thing 1]

[Thing 1]

[Thing 1]

[Dead Inside] omg wow

[Thing 1] whoops

[Sadrein] i will strangle you

[Ladyblogger] so we up for going to mari’s?

[I like turtles] im in

[Sleep? Idk her] yep

[Dead Inside] sure

[Sadrien] its alright with me

[Sadrein] it would be easier to strangle him in a private location

[Thing 1] no

[Thing 1] plz no

[Thing 1] im sorry

[Thing 1] please dont kill me

[Sadrein] ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

[Thing 1] °Д°

[Sadrein] perish

[Thing 1] ur not actually going to strangle me right??

[Sadrein] No

[Sadrein] But you are getting the Mom Look™

[Thing 1] nOT THE MOM LOOK™

[I like turtles] ooooh ur in trouble

[Ladyblogger] rip in peace

[Black is the new black] rest in spaghetti

[Dead Inside] never forgetti

[Big H] goodbye cunningham

[Big H] i will never forget the gravy fries i stole from you

[Thing 1] hOWARD

Rawr XD is online

[Rawr XD] was randy found??

[Dead Inside] yes

[Rawr XD] oh

[Rawr XD] neat

[Rawr XD] on a different note

[Rawr XD] when is my name going to be fixed??

[Sadrein] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Rawr XD] sO IT WAS YOU!!

[Sadrein] i will not confirm nor deny

[Sadrein] I am the admin after all

[Sadrein] So your name will forever remain “Rawr XD” until I think of something else

[Sadrein] Unless you want “Hewwo OWO” as your name instead

[Rawr XD] nO NO

[I like turtles] adrien why do you hate him so much??

[Sadrien] He ate my quiche

[I like turtles] understandable have a nice day

[Black is the new black] a rookie mistake

[Rawr XD] yEAH LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO

[Thing 1] but you dont take food from adrien

[Ladyblogger] EVER

[Rawr XD] forgive and forget?

[Sleep? IDK her] he holds grudges

[Rawr XD] come on, ill do anything

[Sadrein] anything?

[Rawr XD] YES! Anything!

[Sadrein] then perish

[Rawr XD] i walked right into that didnt i?

[Dead Inside] yep

Secret Quartet

Sunday

12:24 AM

[Casper] anyone up?

[Kitt Kat] I am

[Casper] i know you are

[Casper] we are in the same room

[Kitt Kat] I know

[Kitt Kat] you okay??

[Casper] yeah

[Casper] just thinking about going out and fly around

[Kitt Kat] Want me to come?

[Casper] yeah

Casper went offline

Kitt Kat went offline

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Secret Quartet

Wednesday

3:36 PM

[Casper] uuuuUUUHHG

[Casper] everything hURTS

[Casper] im DYING!

[Dovah] dude are you okay??

[Casper] no i am NOT okay!

[Casper] you dont just ask “aRe YoU oKaY??”

[Casper] when i am CLEARLY NOT

[Dovah] oh i see

[Dovah] its this time

[Casper] yeah

[Casper] im sorry

[Casper] its just

[Casper] AHHHHHH

[Casper] its not your fault

[Dovah] its no prob, i get it

[Casper] but i still shouldnt take it out on you

[Dovah] its no big deal tho

[Dovah] ur going thru some things, ur also very emotional rn

[Dovah] its cool, trix gets like that too

[Dovah] no need to sweat

[Casper] thanks dude

[Dovah] np

Bruce Ninja is online

[Bruce Ninja] its wednesday my dudes

[Bruce Ninja] AAAAAAAAAAHHH

[Dovah] im surprised you spelled wednesday properly

[Bruce Ninja] wed nes day

[Bruce Ninja] its not that hard

[Dovah] yet u cant tell the difference between “there”, “their”, and “they’re”

[Bruce Ninja] i will pHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU

[Bruce Ninja] so whats going on today?

[Casper] read the chat log

[Bruce Ninja]

[Bruce Ninja]

[Bruce Ninja]

[Bruce Ninja] im heading over right now

[Bruce Ninja] i have a heating pad and chocolate

[Bruce Ninja] turn on netflix

[Casper] thank you

[Bruce Ninja] no prob

[Dovah] i have questions

[Casper] the heating pad helps with cramps and chocolate is amazing

[Dovah] i know that

[Dovah] i meant how and why does randy know so much about this

[Bruce Ninja] i know so much because i have two moms

[Dovah] oh

[Dovah] that makes sense

[Bruce Ninja] did you forget??

[Dovah]

[Dovah]

[Dovah]

[Dovah] maybe

[Casper] lmao

[Bruce Ninja] afgjkvfd omg

[Bruce Ninja] i will never let you live this down

[Dovah] shut ur pie hole

[Dovah] what are you two watching btw

[Casper] Supernatural

[Dovah] isnt that the show w/ the brothers who hunt monsters or something

[Bruce Ninja] yeah

[Bruce Ninja] its a good show

[Casper] we’re on season 3 currently

[Casper] and let me tell you

[Casper] the way they portray ghosts is totally incorrect

[Casper] like, how is a condiment going to stop me?

[Casper] but its whatever, 8/10 would recommend

[Dovah] so you two do this often??

[Bruce Ninja] yeah

[Bruce Ninja] me, him, sam, and sometimes jazz and tucker

[Bruce Ninja] its our thing

Kitt Kat is online

[Kitt Kat] It's Wednesday my dudes

[Dovah] randy already make that joke

[Kitt Kat] Really??

[Bruce Ninja] yeah, check the chat log

[Kitt Kat]

[Kitt Kat]

[Kitt Kat]

[Kitt Kat] What episode?

[Casper] what

[Kitt Kat] You said you are currently on the third season

[Kitt Kat] what episode?

[Casper] i think 7, why?

[Kitt Kat] Neat

[Kitt Kat] Can I join

[Dovah] wait, you watch it too?

[Kitt Kat] Yes

[Kitt Kat] Though I am further than they are

[Casper] you can come over when u have some free time

[Kitt Kat] Cool

[Casper] @Bruce Ninja dude when r u getting here

[Bruce Ninja] hold up i gotta go to the store

[Bruce Ninja] be there in like… 30

[Casper] k

[Dovah] alright you guys have fun

[Dovah] ill just be here

[Kitt Kat] You okay?

[Dovah] yeah dont worry about me

[Dovah] feel better danny

[Casper] thanks dude

Dovah went offline

The Straights Are At It Again

Wednesday

4:23 PM

[Thing 1] at last

[Thing 1] the spell will be broken with true loves kiss

[Thing 1] HersheysKiss.jpg

[Dead Inside] oMG YES

[Dead Inside] THANK YOU

[Thing 1] i looked everywhere for them

[Thing 1] seriously

[Black is the new black] you better hurry up Randy

[Black is the new black] Adrien is here before you

[Dead Inside] we can start without you

[Thing 1] wait no

[Thing 1] im coming

[Big H] wait

[Big H] u doing something w/o me cunningham?

[Big H] again

[Big H] thought u were my biffer

[Dead Inside] its that time

[Big H] oh

[Big H] understandable have a nice day

[Big H] feel better danny

[Sleep? Idk her] im sending healing vibes your way

[Ladyblogger] ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i pray for you

[ Trixalicious] oh honey, feel better

[I like turtles] youll be okay dude

[Dead Inside] tnx guys

[Sadrien] @Thing 1 Where are you?

[Thing 1] almost there

[Thing 1] my mom and mama stopped me and asked where i was going and what i was doing

[Big H] tell them i said hi

[Thing 1] k

[Thing 1] ill be there in 3

[Black is the new black] you better

[Sadrien] We’re about to start without you

[Thing 1] im omw

Thing 1 went offline

[Ladyblogger] so what are you guys doing?

[Sadrien] Watching Supernatural

[I like turtles] have fun

[Sleep? Idk her] @Dead Inside know that we all love you

[Ladyblogger] rt

[Sadrien] rt

[I like turtles] rt

[Trixalicious] rt

[Big H] rt

[Black is the new black] rt

[Dead Inside] ily <3

[Black is the new black] love you too

[Ladyblogger] adorable

[Sadrien] Randy’s here

[Black is the new black] we’re going to start watching spn now

[Dead Inside] ttygl

Dead Inside went offline

Sadrien went offline

Black is the new black is offline

[Ladyblogger] go forth soldiers

[Big H] now i need someone to leech off of

[Big H] @Too Fine do you wanna hang?

Too Fine is online

[Too Fine] no

Too Fine went offline

[Big H] wack

[Ladyblogger] AADFKJNJGV

[I like turtles] he came on

[I like turtles] just to tell you no

[Ladyblogger] IM dYIGN

[Big H] dyign

[I like turtles] dyign

[Sleep? Idk her] dyign

[Trixalicious] dyign

[Ladyblogger] mother trucker dude

[Ladyblogger] that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

[Sleep? Idk her] watch your profanity

[Trixalicious] this gc is a trainwreck

[Trixalicious] and im living

[Ladyblogger] rt

[I like turtles] rt

[Sleep? Idk her] rt

[Big H] rt

Wednesday

7:59 PM

[Spud the Spudnificient] do any of u think that were living in a random group chat fic and us are really fictional cartoon characters who dont actually ever meet

[Ladyblogger] a

[Ladyblogger] are you okay??

[Trixalicious] he drank expired milk

[Too Fine] Yeah, that makes sense

[Spud the Spudnificient] adrien is kirito

Spud the Spudnificient went offline

[I like turtles] uh

[I like turtles] shouldnt you take him to a hospital

[Trixalicious] we’re on our way rn

[Trixalicious] gtg spud just threw up

Trixalicious went offline

Secret Quartet

Wednesday

9:34 PM

[Casper] thanks for today guys

[Kitt Kat] Anytime

[Bruce Ninja] were here for you dude

Dovah is online

[Dovah] hey, how are you doing danny?

[Casper] im good

[Casper] thanks jake

[Dovah] for what?

[Casper] being cool with all of this

[Dovah] you dont have to thank me for that

[Dovah] or anyone else

[Dovah] we’re your friends and we care about you

[Bruce Ninja] rt

[Kitt Kat] rt

[Casper] thanks guys

[Casper] i really appreciate it

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The Straights Are At It Again

Thursday

2:55 AM

Spud the Spudnificient is online

[Spud the Spudnificient] the end is nigh

[Spud the Spudnificient] the apocalypse is upon us

Spud the Spudnificient went offline

[Black is the new black] mood

Thursday

12:43 PM

[Dead Inside] you doing good spud?

[Spud the Spudnificient] yee

[Spud the Spudnificient] the doc said like, 10 days of recovery or something

[Spud the Spudnificient] wasnt really paying attention

[Thing 1] How do you not know?

[Trixalicious] he was busy not dying

[I like turtles] so how does almost dying feel

[Spud the Spudnificient] not fun

[Thing 1] I would assume so

[Dead Inside] 11/10 can relate

[I like turtles] explain

[Dead Inside] electrocution

[Ladyblogger] im sorry wHAT

[Dead Inside] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Ladyblogger] a

[Ladyblogger] are you okay??

[Dead Inside] yep

[Dead Inside] it happened a while ago

[Dead Inside] im all good now

[I like turtles] @Black is the new black is he really?

Black is the new black is online

[Black is the new black] like <40% okay

[I like turtles] thats good enough for me

Sadrien is online

[Sadrien] hey

[Ladyblogger] oh no hes sad

[I like turtles] what's wrong dude?

[Sadrien] i

[Sadrien] i just said hey

[Dead Inside] Adrien, what’s wrong?

[Sadrien] why are you all assuming im sad?

[Sadrien] im not sad

[Sadrien] totally not sad

[Sadrien] no sadness here

[Sadrien] depression? sadness? not in my house

[I like turtles] 1. whenever you’re sad you don’t use punctuation or capitalization

[Black is the new black] 2. what you literally just said was super suspicious

[Sadrien] im just feeling rebelious today

[Thing 1] *rebellious

[Dead Inside] D

[Dead Inside] Did Randy just correct Adrien?

[Black is the new black] never thought i would see the day

[Spud the Spudnificient] its just as i predicted!

[Ladyblogger] spud, the end is not nigh

[Spud the Spudnificient] you dont know that

[I like turtles] i'm pretty sure the apocalypse isn't coming

[Spud the Spudnificient] you dont know that

Sleep? Idk her is online

[Sleep? Idk her] i’m here and i’m queer

[Dead Inside] rt

[Ladyblogger] rt

[I like turtles] rt

[Black is the new black] rt

[Sadrien] rt

[Ladyblogger] this does not excuse your behavior

[Sadrien] THERE IS NOTHING WRONG!

[Sleep? Idk her] Kitty, what’s wrong

[Sadrien]

[Sadrien]

[Sadrien]

[Sadrien]

[Sadrien] my dad

[Sadrien] he found my razors

[Sadrien] the old ones

[Sadrien] the used ones

[Dead Inside] Oh Adrien

[Sleep? Idk her] Kitty

[Sadrien] he wasnt actually the one to find them, nathalie did

[Sadrien] but she showed them to him

[Sadrien] then proceeds to ask me about them

[Sadrien] and he wasnt talking about the razors

[Ladyblogger] You don’t have to continue to talk about it Adrien

[Black is the new black] omg

[Dead Inside] ill kill him

[Sleep? Idk her] get in line

[Sadrien] he didnt believe me when i said i was getting better

[Sadrien] im getting how hard is that to understand

[Sleep? Idk her] we know, and i am super proud of you for it

[Sadrien] at least you guys care

[Sadrien] all he cares about the “agreste image”

[Sadrien] hes threatening to pull me out of school

[Thing 1] That’s not cool

[I like turtles] we wont let that happen dude

[Ladyblogger] healing vibes ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

[Black is the new black] fuck him, you’re doing great

[Dead Inside] the offer to live at my place still stands

[Thing 1] Or mine

[I like turtles] or mine

[Trixalicious] jake says his too

[Sleep? Idk her] oh you’re with jake?

[Trixalicious] yeah, he said he got his phone taken away

[Sleep? Idk her] oof

[Sleep? Idk her] anyway, my place is also open if you need it

[Sadrien] guys

[I like turtles] don’t

[I like turtles] we love you dude

[Ladyblogger] you’re important to us

[Sleep? Idk her] we all care about you

[Black is the new black] you’re worth it

[Thing 1] Family don’t end in blood

[Dead Inside] un fur tunatly i have nothing inspirational to say, but ur a purr erry cool dude

[Sadrien] i love you guys

[Sadrien] thank you

[Sadrien] @Sleep? Idk her can i come over?

[Sleep? Idk her] you gonna sneak out?

[Sadrien] yeah

[Sleep? Idk her] doors are open

Sadrien went offline

Sleep? Idk her went offline

[Trixalicious] see spud, the world isnt ending

[Spud the Spudnificient] then how do you explain randy using proper grammar and stuff

[Thing 1] I have a test monday and if I don’t get a good grade my parents are going to kill me

[Thing 1] So I’m practicing

[Ladyblogger] but we have break???

[Thing 1] School starts back on monday for me

[I like turtles] wack

[I like turtles] we just got on break

[Dead Inside] same

[Thing 1] Good for you

[Ladyblogger] good for you you you

[Ladyblogger] got a taste of a life so perfect

[Thing 1] w

[Thing 1] what

[Ladyblogger] so you did what you had to do

[I like turtles] alya, babe

[Ladyblogger] wait wait i’m almost done

[Ladyblogger] good for you, good for you

[ Trixalicious] what

[Ladyblogger] Dear Evan Hansen, it's a musical

[Ladyblogger] good music

[Black is the new black] i'm not into the mainstream musicals

[Black is the new black] oldies but goodies

[Ladyblogger] understandable have a nice day

[Dead Inside] i like the spongebob musical

[Ladyblogger]

[Black is the new black]

[I like turtles]

[Trixalicious]

[Thing 1]

[I like turtles] w

[I like turtles] what

[Thing 1] Is there an echo??

[Ladyblogger] do

[Ladyblogger] do you mean a musical tv special??

[Dead Inside] no

[Dead Inside] it’s a real broadway musical

[Dead Inside] the music is amazing, costumes are great, and the actors are fantastic

[Black is the new black] a spongebob musical

[Dead Inside] yes

[Trixalicious] i looked it up

[Trixalicious] it got nominated for 12 tonys

[Spud the Spudnificient] ive seen it

[Spud the Spudnificient] its good

[Thing 1] A Spongebob musical

[Dead Inside] yee

[Trixalicious] well okay then

[Trixalicious] anyways

[Trixalicious] @Spud the Spudnificient its not the end of the world

[Spud the Spudnificient] oh

[Spud the Spudnificient] my b

[I like turtles] i

[I like turtles] it happens?

[Black is the new black] what even is this gc

[Dead Inside] a mess

[Ladyblogger] mood

Friday

3:45 PM

[Too Fine] hhnngg

[Too Fine] @Dead Inside

Dead Inside is online

[Dead Inside] you okay dude?

[Too Fine] mmmmm crisis

Black is the new black is online

Sadrien is online

[Black is the new black] i sense distress

[Sadrien] W

[Sadrien] What did I walk into??

[Too Fine] hhhnnnggg

[Too Fine] boy

[Sadrien] Explain

[Too Fine] cute

[Too Fine] what do?????

[Dead Inside] @Sadrien @Black is the new black assemble the queers

[Sadrien] On it

[Sadrien] @Sleep? Idk her @Ladyblogger @I like turtles

Ladyblogger is online

Sleep? Idk her is online

I like turtles is online

[I like turtles] yo

[Sleep? Idk her] *slides* good evening

[Ladyblogger] whats up my dudes

[Sadrien] Tucker, would you like to share with the class?

[Too Fine] cute boy what do

[Dead Inside] deep breaths tucker

[Ladyblogger] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh do tell

[Too Fine] alright so im friends with this guy i play doomed with and we voice chat you follow?

[I like turtles] yeah

[Too Fine] and hes got this accent so hes not american im p sure its french or something

[Too Fine] and based off his voice he seems to be around our age

[Too Fine] so he asks to discord to talk more and im all like ‘yeah that cool’

[Too Fine] and we get into a discord call and my brain goes like

[Too Fine] ‘oh no hes hot!’

[Too Fine] but actually he is really cute and smart what do i do????

[Sleep? Idk her] does he show interest in you?

[Too Fine] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Too Fine] but seriously what do i do

[Ladyblogger] get locked into a zoo cage with him

[Sadrien] puns

[Sleep? Idk her] have a schedule of his every move

[Sadrien] flirtatious puns

[Too Fine] Th

[Too Fine] Those don’t help

[Dead Inside] be yourself and see how things go

[Too Fine] Are you sure?

[Black is the new black] if he doesn’t like you for you then he doesn’t deserve you

[Ladyblogger] rt

[I like turtles] rt

[Sadrien] rt

[Sleep? Idk her] rt

[Dead Inside] rt

[Too Fine] Thanks guys

[I like turtles] good luck my dude

[Ladyblogger] sending positive vibes

[Sadrien] knock him dead!

Too Fine went offline

Secret Quartet

Friday

12:02 AM

[Bruce Ninja] This group chat is dead

[Bruce Ninja] What even is the point anymore?

[Casper] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Casper] its neat to talk about superhero stuff in private w/o speaking in a weird code

[Bruce Ninja] you right you right

[Casper] what are you still doing up?

[Bruce Ninja] McFist’s new robot

[Bruce Ninja] What about you?

[Casper] Box Ghost

[Bruce Ninja] oof

[Bruce Ninja] I’m going to try and head to bed

[Casper] night randy

[Bruce Ninja] Goodnight Danny

Bruce Ninja went offline

Casper went offline

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Sunday

9:54 PM

[Bruce Ninja] im gonna do it

[Dovah] do what??

[Bruce Ninja] im gonna ask out theresa

[Dovah] oh thank god

Casper is online

[Casper] OWO what dis??

KittKat is online

[Bruce Ninja] dISGUSTING

[Casper] Pewish owo

[Dovah] no u

[KittKat] “owo”ing in my christian minecraft server

[KittKat] smh my head

[Casper] sorry what was that? i cant speak broke

[KittKat] w

[KittKat] what

[Dovah] dawg you do realize that adrien is loaded right?

[Bruce Ninja] a

[Bruce Ninja] are we gonna ingrore the fact athat i wanna confess to my cRUSH

[Casper] sorry, cant hear over the sound of my riches

[Bruce Ninja] Wonk

[KittKat] What's up with Danny?

[Bruce Ninja] idk give me a sec

[Dovah] what r u doing?

[Bruce Ninja] research

[Dovah] wow pajamas, didnt know u had it in you

[Bruce Ninja] sHUT

[Bruce Ninja] so sam got danny airpods

[KittKat] aww that was nice of them

[Dovah] how do you know that??

[Bruce Ninja] bruh it was on his insta

[KittKat] @Casper You have an instagram??

[Casper] i dont, phantom does

[Dovah] you are literally the same person

[Casper] shut

[Casper] aNYWAYS

[Casper] i mostly post memes there and stuff so…

[Casper] its pretty obscure so not many people know it exists

[KittKat] How does Randy know about it then?

[Bruce Ninja] i stole his phone

[Casper] he stole my phone

[Dovah] wack

[KittKat] Tell me what it is and I’ll follow you :D

[Bruce Ninja] wait, you have an insta to?

[KittKat] *too

[Bruce Ninja] ight imma head out

[KittKat] And yes I do

[Dovah] he really do

[Casper] yeah and someone bullied him on like, day one

[Casper] and then he blocked them or something

[KittKat] I didn't mean block anyone :(

[KittKat] I don't even know what happened

[KittKat] bUT its cool now! She sent me some pictures of her cat and apologized!!

[Dovah] wow what a redemption arc

[Casper] let me tell you, watching that whole thing unfold realtime is so fukin funny i stg

[KittKat] w

[KittKat] what do you mean??

[Casper] bruh i already follow you

[KittKat] You do???

[Casper] yeah and i’m not planning on becoming mutuals

[Casper] it would be pretty sus if i do

[Bruce Ninja] explain

[Casper] Wes

[Dovah] understandable have a nice day

[Bruce Ninja] ah, that guy

[KittKat] Has he figured out who I am yet?

[Casper] nah, only that ur chat

[Casper] yeh has no idea that ur a french model

[Dovah] how????

[Casper] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[KittKat] Do you think he ever will?

[Casper] knowing him? probably

[Casper] but honestly? whos gonna believe him?

[KittKat] Alya probably

[Casper] tru

The Straights Are At It Again

Saturday

12:47 PM

[Too Fine] @Sadrien @Sleep? Idk her @Ladyblogger @I like turtles

[Too Fine] i need help

[Too Fine] pwease

[Too Fine] ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Sadrien is online

Sleep? Idk her is online

[Sleep? Idk her] is everything alright?

[Too Fine] nnnnoooooo?

[Too Fine] yyyeeesss??

Ladyblogger is online

[Ladyblogger] whats the tea sis?

[Too Fine] rememver the boy i was talkig abt yesterdya

[Sadrien] Are you alright Tucker?

[Sleep? Idk her] adrien shh, hes having a gay panic

[Ladyblogger] continue plz

[Too Fine] anywyas, we talked agian and uh… he started talking abt his school

[Too Fine] and i was like, “wow this sounds familiar”

[Too Fine] so i did some digging

I like turtles is online

[I like turtles] hey gays

[Ladyblogger] don’t you mean guys

[I like turtles] did i fucking stutter

[Too Fine] aNyways

[Too Fine] turns out he goes to Francoise Dupont

[I like turtles] Françoise Dupont but applaud your effort

[Too Fine] >:(((

[I like turtles] (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

[Sleep? Idk her] please continue

[Too Fine] yeah so he goes to your school

[Too Fine] and im not sure if hes in your class or not

[Ladyblogger] oMG WHO

[Sadrien] Guys! Don't pressure him!! Let him take his time!!!

[I like turtles] Pure Boi™

[Sadrien] (¬_¬)

[Sleep? Idk her] whats his name??

Thing 1 is online

[Thing 1] jhrafhgrhjjrg

[Thing 1] guess who got himself a girlfriend

[Ladyblogger] you! are! Valid!

[Thing 1] \ (•◡•) /

[Too Fine] thats great! Im having a gay crisis

[Thing 1] ◉_◉ oops my b

[Thing 1] blease continue

[Too Fine] alright

[Too Fine] so his name is max

[I like turtles] d

[I like turtles] does he have dark hair and glasses?

[Too Fine] yeah

[Sleep? Idk her] oH GUCK mY GOD

[Ladyblogger] aijohpgojgr

[Sadrien] That's great! We can introduce you to him the next time you visit Paris!!

[Sadrien] ☜(˚▽˚)☞

[Too Fine] do

[Too Fine] do you think he'd like to see me?? In person???

[I like turtles] of course!

[Ladyblogger] we gotta tell him we know you!!

[Sleep? Idk her] noo! let it be a surprise!!

[Sadrien] M

[Sadrien] Maybe we should let Tucker decide what he wants to do

[Too Fine] gohgrorioew

[Too Fine] im not gonna ask him out or anyhthing

[Too Fine] its a little too soon for that

[Too Fine] but at the same time, hes? cute?? and smart???

[Too Fine] i definitely want to get to know him better

[Thing 1] (~˘▾˘)~ so

[Thing 1] valid ~(˘▾˘~)

[Too Fine] aNYwyas change of topic

[Too Fine] i hear you got urself a girlfriend

[Thing 1] Yeet

[Ladyblogger] VALID

[Sadrien] I see you went through in asking out Theresa!

[Sleep? Idk her] Congrats!

[Thing 1] ｡◕‿‿◕｡

[Thing 1] Thanks!

[I like turtles] it was about time too

[Ladyblogger] Add! Her! To! The! Chat!!!

[Thing 1] I wish I could, but her phone cant handle this app :’(((

[Ladyblogger] ಥ_ಥ

[Sadrien] This is so sad, can I get an f in chat

[I like turtles] f

[Too fine] f

[Sleep? Idk her] f

[Ladyblogger] f

[Thing 1] Adrien

[Sadrien] OWO yes??

[Thing 1] i was gonna say ily no homo but now i just wanna punch you

[Sadrien] understandable have a nice day

Saturday

3:13 AM

Big H is online

[Big H] I feel like I missed something

[Big H] something very important

[Big H] meh

[Big H] must not have been that important

Big H went offline

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The Straights Are At It Again

Sunday

9:46 AM

[Big H] ight so i was supose to have a dentist appointment yesterday

[Big H] but i forgot

[Big H] so now my moms mad @ me

[I like turtles] oooh, thats what you were talking about yesterday

[Big H] yee

[I like turtles] i thought you just didnt read the chat log

[Big H] i may be stupid but im not that stupid

[Thing 1] here lies howard weinerman, he died as he lived

[Thing 1] a complete dumbass

[Thing 1] rest in spaghetti never forgetti

[Ladyblogger] and i oop sksksksksk

[Black is the new black] you dont deserve rights

[Ladyblogger] understandable have a nice day

[Trixalicious] i thought you were bae, but turns out you were just fam

[I like turtles] im literally crying and shaking

Sadrien is online

Dead Inside is online

[Dead Inside] whats up my fellow gaymers

[Sadrien] not my self esteem :)

[I like turtles] who hurt you

[I like turtles] cuz im about to throw hands (ง'̀-'́)ง

[Sadrien] so my dad clearly knows that im dating mari but hes insistent on me to not date her

[Sadrien] so yea, i have that going on

[Dead Inside] bro i love you but i will kill your dad

[I like turtles] rt

[Thing 1] rt

[Ladyblogger] rt

[Trixalicious] rt

[Big H] rt

[Black is the new black] rt

[Sadrien] Thanks guys, I don’t want him to die but I appreciate the thought

[Sadrien] I love him because he's my father but besides that I don’t know

[Thing 1] my moms can and will adopt you, theyre offer still stands

[Sadrien] *their

[Thing 1] god dammit i thought i had it that time

[I like turtles] sucks to suck i guess

[Thing 1] you wanna go??

[I like turtles] are you comparing yourself to me?

[I like turtles] ha! you’re not even good enough to be my fake

[Thing 1] ill make you eat those words!

[Dead Inside] this chat is a hecking nightmare

[Black is the new black] no swearing in my christian minecraft server

[Dead Inside] oops my b

[Dead Inside] h*cking

[Trixalicious] i get whiplash everytime i enter this chat i stg

[Trixalicious] it goes from 0 to 100 and back to -3 real fast

Monday

2:54 AM

[Sadrien] no hawkmoth, dont send out an akuma at 2 am hahaha youre so sexy

[Ladyblogger] w

[Ladyblogger] adrien what the fuck

Sadrien went offline

[Ladyblogger] adrien?

[Ladyblogger] op??

Monday

10:29 AM

[Too Fine] @Sadrien have you checked phantoms twitter? cuz he called you out

[Rawr XD] wait, phantom has a twitter?

[Rawr XD] i thought he only had an insta???

[Ladyblogger] Phantom has a twitter?? And he called out Adrien?????

[Too Fine] yee

[Ladyblogger] since when??

[Too Fine] idk, but most of my grade follows him so thats how i found out

[Too Fine] he mostly posts memes and stuff

[Ladyblogger] but isnt he a super old ghost tho??

[Too Fine] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Rawr XD] you gotta keep up with the times i guess

Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

@adrienagrestebrand is a bicth ass motherfucker

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

:)

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

you heard me

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

:))

Too Fine @TFoley

@dannyphantomofficial oh honey you have a big storm coming

Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

I’m going to release a diss track against Phantom

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

Phantom stans don’t interact

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Ladyblogger @alya.ladyblogger

adrien wtf

Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

@adrienagrestebrand dont listen to phantom, hes a little bitch baby

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

Oh I know

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Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

just looking out for my bro <3

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

ily no homo <33

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#1 Phantom stan @DashBaxter

what

Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

yo @adrienagrestebrand where is that diss track??

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

here

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

Agfrewahujgroihj

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

you bitch

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

how dare you

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

>:)

M’theydy @gothandproud

@adrienagrestebrand really?

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagreste

owo

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M’theydy @gothandproud

you dont deserve rights

Wes Weston @amityconspiracies

im about to commit a crime

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Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

well thats not ideal

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Wes Weston @amityconspiracies

i hate you so much

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

thats not very cash money of you

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Wes Weston @amityconspiracies

im lOSING MY MARBLES

#1 Phantom stan @DashBaxter

@nasa4life how the hell do you know a french model????

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Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

we bros

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

My father knows his god father/uncle

Vlad Masters ✓ @Dalvco

Daniel

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Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

yes uncwl vwad owo

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Vlad Masters ✓ @Dalvco

you know i have your parents on speed dial right?

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Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

and i oop- sksksks gotta blast

Gabriel Agreste ✓ @agrestebrandofficial

I’d like to personally apologize for my sons inappropriate behavior, we will be making sure that it won't happen again

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

wow these fake accounts are getting better and better

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Gabriel Agreste ✓ @agrestebrandofficial

Adrien

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

(´・ω・`)

Marinette Dupain-Cheng @marinettedesigned

Hi, I love my dumbass bf Adrien Agreste, thank you for coming to my TedTalk

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Feeling PANtastic @sbstan

Alright, I’m tired of all these Adrien fangirls screaming about “their one true love”. He's not your boyfriend, he's his own person. Grow up.

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

Thank you for your concern, but Mari is actually my Girlfriend!

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Marinette Dupain-Cheng @marinettedesigned

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

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Feeling PANtastic @sbstan

my b you do you boo

Norrisville News @norrisvillenews

Monster spotted on 1st street! Citizens should remain indoors and stay out of the Ninjas way!

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The Ninja @therealnorrisvilleninja

ight imma bout to head out

Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

@therealnorrisvilleninja why dont you have a cool ninja pun for your name??

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The Ninja @therealnorrisvilleninja

Professionalism™

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

understandable have a nice day

Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

@dannyphantomofficial @therealnorrisvilleninja what if we got the amdrag a twitter?

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The Ninja @therealnorrisvilleninja

Yessss

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

hes a dragon? he doesnt have opposable thumbs??

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Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

ಥ_ಥ oh. right

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

wait a minute, how are you verified?

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Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Miraculous Ladybug ✓ @Ladybug

chat i stg

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Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

im baby

Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

what if we kissed over hawkmoths dead body haha jk… unless

Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

@adrienagrestebrand id like to apologize for what i said before

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Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

I forgive you :)

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

:D

Wes Weston @amityconspiracies

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

youre going to pop a blood vessel if you dont let go some of that stress

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Wes Weston @amitysonspiracies

yOU ARE A PART OF THE PROBLEM

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M’theydy @gothandproud

that cannot be healthy

The Straights Are At It Again

Monday

1:05 AM

Sleep? Idk her is online

[Sleep? Idk her] jesus christ wtf happened while i was gone

[Ladyblogger] alot

[Ladyblogger] alot happened

[Sadrien] (´・ω・`)

[Ladyblogger] i hAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS FOR YOU MISTER

[Sadrien] sorry i sleep

[Ladyblogger] ADRIEN

[Sadrien] zzz

[Dead Inside] haha sleep is for the weak

[Sleep? Idk her] adrien i love you but how can you be so smart but so dumb at the same time

[Sadrien] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it just be like that sometimes

Chapter Text

Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

mmm ecto-radiated food poisoning

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Ladyblogger @alya.ladyblogger

w... what

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Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

cronch

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Ladyblogger @alya.ladyblogger

op??

Adrien Agreste ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

i lived bitch

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pineapples dont deserve to be on pizza @trkc

this account went from “Hi I’m a very professional person, here’s some model ads” to “i met god and spat in his face” real quick

Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

Fellas is it gay to lay down and just fucking die

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Too Fine @TFoley

mood

Ladyblogger @alya.ladyblogger

@therealnorrisvilleninja Hey I have a question

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The Ninja @therealnorrisvilleninja

Ask away :D

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Ladyblogger @alya.ladyblogger

What’s your hair color?

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The Ninja @therealnorrisvilleninja

That's classified information mam

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Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

its black

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The Ninja @therealnorrisvilleninja

cHAT

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Ladyblogger @alya.ladyblogger

Lmao

Adrien’s real dad @DJNinoLahiffe

Wait. How does Chat Noir know The Ninjas hair color?

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Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

i asked him nicely :3

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Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

also, love your twitter handle ;3

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Adrien's real dad @DJNinoLahiffe

agkjlhioewrhjr

Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

do you ever want to talk about your feelings

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M’theydy @gothandproud

No

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Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

I do

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

i know chat

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Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

I’m sad

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

i know chat

Ladyblogger @alya.ladyblogger

@dannyphantomofficial I have a question

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

if you ask what color my hair was before i died im leaving

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Ladyblogger @alya.ladyblogger

ight imma head out

Wes Weston @amityconspiracies

Alright, does anyone find it suspicious that all these superheroes know and are very close to these random civilians?

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Too Fine @TFoley

No, seems p legit to me

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Wes Weston @amityconspiracies

only because YOU'RE IN ON IT!!

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Adrien Lahiffe ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

Seems p sus to me but ok

Ladyblogger @alya.ladyblogger

Ok, If I’m dating Nino and Nino is Adrien’s dad, does that make me his mom?

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Adrien Lahiffe ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

Only if you want to (ᵔᴥᵔ)

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Ladyblogger @alya.ladyblogger

im-

Mama Lahiffe @alya.ladyblogger

Hi yes I love my dumbass son Adrien Lahiffe thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

god all this found family bs has me in tears

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M’theydy @gothandproud

this is a whole ass mood

Secret Quartet

Wednesday

4:30 PM

[Bruce Ninja] im boerd

[Bruce Ninja] @Kitt Kat @Casper @Dovah

Kitt Kat is online

[Kitt Kat] *Bored

[Bruce Ninja] shut

[Bruce Ninja] i just had the greatest idea

[Kitt Kat] And now I am suddenly very afraid

[Bruce Ninja] what if we had a gc with every superhero

[Bruce Ninja] like, all of us and the rest of the mirac holdres

[Kitt Kat] *Holders

[Kitt Kat] and there already is one

Casper is online

[Casper] Randy Why Did You @ Me

[Kitt Kat] This isnt even directed at me but I got a chill down my spine

[Casper] Skulker Kept Me Up All Night And I Now Want To DIE

[Bruce Ninja] wait wait wait

[Bruce Ninja] the mirac holders have a gc?

[Kitt Kat] Yes?

[Bruce Ninja] and we weren't invited?

[Casper] Randy

[Casper] We Don't Have Miraculoses

[Casper] Miraculi?

[Casper] Is Miraculous Plural?

Dovah is online

[Kitt Kat] blease stop typing like that im begging you

[Casper] Then Beg

[Kitt Kat] gisdgrfdspiojrae

[Bruce Ninja] omfg you just killed him

[Casper] Good

[Dovah] wtf did i just walk into?

[Casper] Hell

[Dovah] understandable have a nice day

The Straights Are At It Again

Wednesday

4:53 PM

[Black is the new black] @Sadrien how does it feel to be newly adopted?

[Sadrien] Surprisingly good

[I like turtles] go on and get that bread son

[Sadrien] (ಥ﹏ಥ) thanks Dad

[Dead Inside] hows Gabriel taking it?

[Sadrien] No clue, I’m currently getting the silent treatment

[I like turtles] thats a big oof

[Rawr XD] are you ok?

[Sadrien] Yeah, I’m used to it

[Black is the new black] oh worm

[Dead Inside] both of you should not be used to something like that!

[I like turtles] yeah dude, thats probably some form of neglect

[Black is the new black] my parents aren't really like Gabriel though

[Black is the new black] they just like to pretend i’m still their “precious little princess”

[Black is the new black] adrien is constantly overworked and neglected

[Rawr XD] #giveadrienthelovehedeserves2k20

[I like turtles] wow is it love adrien hour already?

[I like turtles] cuz he is so smart and compassionate and just sees the best in everyone and i? love him?? my son???

[Sadrien] agvrewjgfvsd

[Sadrien] oijrsaegjarsgfhjsdf

[Sadrien] nino icnaotn fcuskcingb see im =cryign

[Dead Inside] i think you broke him

Sleep? Idk her is online

[Sleep? Idk her] its wednesday my dudes

[Dead Inside] aaaAAHHH

[I like turtles] marinette its love adrien hour rn you gotta join in

[Sleep? Idk her] aight

[Sleep? Idk her] his smile? lights up a whole room instantly. his laugh? cheers anyone up in like, a mile radius. his kindness? unmeasurable.

[Dead Inside] he thinks the best in everyone despite past mistakes and that's? so pure??

[Black is the new black] he puts others above himself and that's a very admirable trait to have

[Rawr XD] hes always there when someone needs it

[Sadrien] grljlksfdaja

[Sadrien] sfdsjklgfkjlsfkljdlkj

[Sadrien] I love you guys <3

[Sleep? Idk her] <3

[Rawr XD] <3

[Dead Inside] <3

[I like turtles] <3

[Black is the new black] adrien i love you but im not making a heart

[Black is the new black] it's too mainstream for my tastes

[Sadrien] I love and respect that about you

[Black is the new black] dsafsdlkjgdfvsklfd

[I like turtles] look at my son, making people happy even when others are trying to cheer him up

[Dead Inside] it’s really love and respect your friends hour huh?

[Sadrien] Seems like it

Marinette Dupain-Cheng-Lahiffe @marinettedesigned

A daily reminder that I love my dumbass boyfriend Adrien and his adopted parents

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pineapples dont deserve to be on pizza @trkc

thats honestly so valid im-

Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

boy howdy it sure is a great day to be gay

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#1 Phantom stan @DashBaxter

your gay?

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

no but they are valid

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Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

rt

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The Ninja @therealnorrisvilleninja

Rt

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Miraculous Ladybug ✓ @Ladybug

Rt

Mama Lahiffe @alya.ladyblogger

All these superheroes validating the gays just-

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Mama Lahiffe @alya.ladyblogger

Im so happy T-T

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Adrien’s real dad @DJNinoLahiffe

I feel ya

Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

daily reminder that asexuals and aromantics and anyone else under that spectrum are valid

|

Adrien’s real dad @DJNinoLahiffe

i.. feel so validated im-

Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

a daily reminder to fucking VACCINATE YOUR KIDS! like, holy shit

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Marinette Dupain-Cheng-Lahiffe @marinettedesigned

Phantom really out there calling out the Karens huh?

Mama Lahiffe @alya.ladyblogger

@nasa4life I have a quick question

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Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

Shoot

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Mama Lahiffe @alya.ladyblogger

Why is your twitter handle like that?

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Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

Wes

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Mama Lahiffe @alya.ladyblogger

Who?

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Wes Weston @amityconspiracies 

Me, and its because hES PHANTOM ITS SO OBVIOUS WHY IS EVERYONE SO DUMB?!?!

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Mama Lahiffe @alya.ladyblogger

Ah, I see

Wes Weston @amityconspiracies

It appears that I've been blocked

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

Lmao

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Wes Weston @amityconspiracies

im going to break your femur

Secret Quartet

Wednesday

10:03 PM

[Dovah] man wes really out there tryin’ to expose you huh?

[Casper] lmao i cant believe alya blocked him

[Kitt Kat] I’m not, Alya is just Like That

[Dovah] do you think shell catch on?

[Kitt Kat] Probably not actually

[Kitt Kat] She might think about it for a second but she’ll drop it when she figures it's impossible for a person to be both dead and alive

[Bruce Ninja] but its not??

[Casper] she doesn't know that

[Bruce Ninja] ah ok

[Dovah] alright, i'm getting tired of these names

Dovah changed their name to “Dragon Tales”

Dragon Tales changed Casper’s name to “Your Dad”

Dragon Tales changed Bruce Ninja’s name to “The Ninjabread Man”

[Kitt Kat] Wait, what about me?

[Dragon Tales] i like your current name

[Your Dad] this is just my twitter handle >:/

[The Ninjabread Man] i… dont get it??

[Dragon Tales] well i took randy’s admin privileges away so now your names are Like That now

[The Ninjabread Man] wonk

[Your Dad] wack

[Dragon Tales] sucks to suck i guess

[Kitt Kat] disowned

[Dragon Tales] w

[Dragon Tales] what

[Kitt Kat] did i fucking studder??

[Dragon Tales] Now I Am Suddenly Very Frightened

[Your Dad] lmao

[The Ninjabread Man] the big yikes

[Kitt Kat] your name is now going to remain “Rawr XD” for eternity now 

[Kitt Kat] im sorry i dont make 

[Dragon Tales] no blease ill do anything

[Kitt Kat] Then Perish

[Dragon Tales] god damn it i did it again

[The Ninjabread Man] rip in pieces

[Your Dad] here lies jake long, the big dumb

[Dragon Tales] i am disgusted, i am revolted, i dedicate my life to my lord and savior jesus christ and this is the thanks i get?

[Your Dad] it honestly just be like that sometimes

Chapter Text

Honey? Where’s my super suit?

Tuesday

10:32 PM

Chat Noir has added Dragon Tales, The Ninjabread Man, and Your Dad to the group

[Ladybug] Chat

[Dragon Tales] this was a terrible idea and i hate it

[Carapace] new phone who dis

[Ladybug] Chat who did you add

[Your Dad] Phantom, Amdrag, and The Ninja

[Ladybug] Oh you guys

[Rena Rouge] wait wait wait

[Rena Rouge] the AMERICAN heroes

[Rena Rouge] one of which is a DRAGON

[The Ninjabread Man] yee

[Ladybug] Chat why

[Chat Noir] well, i thought that since they are heroes too that they could be added to this chat

[Dragon Tales] chat we literally have our own gc

[Carapace] wait, you have a gc with the american heroes

[Chat Noir] yeah, the amdrag made it

[Ladybug] Then why would you add them here??

[Chat Noir] they never go on the chat anymore ;(

[The Ninjabread Man] its been like, two days

[The Ninjabread Man] chill out

[Rena Rouge] the DRAGON made a group chat

[Rena Rouge] and is currently TYPING AND CHATTING IN A GROUP CHAT

[Dragon Tales]

[Dragon Tales]

[Dragon Tales]

[Dragon Tales] FUCK

[Dragon Tales] shit

[Ladybug] What

[Ladybug] The Actual

[Ladybug] Fuck

[Carapace] amarica explain????

[Chat Noir] what do you mean arkan SAW

[Your Dad] chat this isnt the time

[Chat Noir] my b

[Ladybug] @Dragon Tales are you comfortable with explaining??

[Dragon Tales] yeah, its no prob

[Dragon Tales] well it is a prob but what ev

[Dragon Tales] alright so, i am an actual dragon but like, im also a human person living a normal human person life

[Dragon Tales] but dont tell anyone cuz that would be bad

[Carapace] yeah ok but why

[Dragon Tales] how do you think the general public will feel about actual dragons living among the people

[Carapace] understandable have a nice day

[Rena Rouge] ok, so are other mythical creatures real??

[Your Dad] are you seriously asking that

[Your Dad] dont you have tiny gods that power jewelry

[Rena Rouge] you right you right

[Rena Rouge] question two, @Your Dad are you an actual ghost or a human with ghost powers?

[Your Dad] w

[Your Dad] how and why would a human have ghost powers

[Rena Rouge] idk magic?

[Your Dad] sounds sus but ok

[Your Dad] to answer your question, i died

[Rena Rouge] how

[Carapace] rENA

[Carapace] you cant ask a dead person how they died! @Chat Noir back me up here!

[Chat Noir] im p sure its disrespectful or something idk

[The Ninjabread Man] lmao

[Ladybug] Chat istg

[Chat Noir] (´・ω・`)

[Your Dad] its cool rena, im not mad

[Rena Rouge] you dont have to answer

[Your Dad] nah its fine

[Your Dad] im not like other ghosts so you dont have to worry

[Your Dad] i was electrocuted

[Rena Rouge] holy shit

[Carapace] jesus christ

[Ladybug] w

[Ladybug] What do you say to that?

[Ladybug] im sorry???

[Your Dad] it was like a year ago so its all cool

[Your Dad] and before you ask, yes it hurted

[Carapace] so

[Carapace] does everyone become a ghost when they die??

[Your Dad] actually no, not everyone

[Your Dad] its kinda like in supernatural, where you have unfinished business or a traumatic death

[Your Dad] some ghosts were never people though

[Your Dad] like, cujo!

[Ladybug] im afraid to ask

[The Ninjabread Man] cujo is a ghost dog

[The Ninjabread Man] danny adopted him

[Rena Rouge] danny?

[Your Dad] yeah, danny phantom, my name

[Carapace] was phantom your last name before you died or….?

[Your Dad] lol idk

[Rena Rouge] ???

[Your Dad] i dont really remember much of my human life

[Carapace] wack

[Carapace] so why phantom?

[Your Dad] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Dragon Tales] its certainly better than what he was called before

[Your Dad] sHUT

[Chat Noir] lol inviso-bill

[Your Dad] sHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[Rena Rouge] inVISOBILL

[Rena Rouge] im wEEZING

[Your Dad] >:(

[Ladybug] And to think this gc was for emergencies only

[Chat Noir] lol you thought

[The Ninjabread Man] wait why cant i have any questions asked about me?

[Carapace] ok whats ur favorite color?

[The Ninjabread Man] wonk

Wednesday

4:30 AM

[Carapace] oh boy i sure do love not having to deal with this akuma :)

[Your Dad] whats the akuma this time?

[Carapace] some kid who didn’t get into their choice school despite working super hard or something

[Your Dad] wack

[Carapace] tell be about it

[Your Dad] wait, why dont you have to deal with this akuma?

[Carapace] my services arent needed

[Carapace] if LB needs me, shell come to me with my miraculous

Queen Bee is online

[Queen Bee] can you all shut your fuck and let me SLEEP

[Carapace] love you too queenie ;)

[Queen Bee] die

Roi Singe is online

[Roi Singe] hey dudes what did i miss

[Queen Bee] of course you’d be awake

[Roi Singe] ???

[Your Dad] oh hey, ur new

[Roi Singe] !!!

[Rio Singe] YOURE THE GHOST BOI!!!!

[Your Dad] yee

[Queen Bee] ugg

Queen Bee went offline

[Your Dad] is that a normal for her or…?

[Carapace] yeah but she secretly loves us

[Roi Singe] HI GHOST BOI

[Your Dad] HELLO NEW GUY

[Carapace] yeah, we have a few new members of the mirac gang™

[Your Dad] theres more??

[Roi Singe] YEP! theres me, pegasus, and viperion, 

[Carapace] the ones not in the chat are Bunnix, Multimouse, and Apisk

[Your Dad] why not??

[Carapace] Bunnix doesn’t technically have her miraculous yet, Multimouse chose not to be in the chat, and Apisk gave up the snake miraculous to Viperion so he doesn’t really count i guess

[Your Dad] oh ok

[Roi Singe] HOW MUCH CAN U LIFT???

[Your Dad] uhh idk, a bus??

[Carapace] how do you not know?

[Your Dad] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Roi Singe] DO U WANNA HAVE A CONTEST TO SEE WHO CAN LIFT THE MOST???

[Your Dad] you know what?

[Your Dad] sure, why not

[Roi Singe] @Ladybug please

Chat Noir is online

Ladybug is online

[Chat Noir] the akuma is dealt with and everything is good now :)

[Ladybug] If you all want to test your strength, go ahead.

[Carapace] really? i thought that youd say no??

[Ladybug] I want to but Chat is giving me a kicked puppy look

[Your Dad] with great power comes great responsibility

[Chat Noir] X3

[Ladybug] Please never do that again

Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

@RoiSinge so what do we get for winning?

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Ya Boi Roi ✓ @RoiSinge

idk, what do you want??

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

Hmm… how about if i win, i get to try on your miraculous

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Ya Boi Roi ✓ @RoiSinge

and if i win, you take me to ur lair or something

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Your Dad @dannyphantom
deal

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Miraculous Ladybug ✓ @Ladybug

This was a mistake

Mama Lahiffe @alya.ladyblogger

Alright everyone! Who will win? Place your bets here !

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M’theydy @gothandproud

My bets on the monkey

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Too Fine @TFoley

mine too

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

Fuck both of you >:((

Adrien’s real dad @DJNinoLahiffe

A daily reminder that I love my son Adrien, he is perfect and precious and I love him full bromo

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Adrien Lahiffe ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

<3 ily 2 full bromo

Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

hey yo i just stubbed my toe
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Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

is my blood supposed to be green??

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Too Fine @TFoley

danny, this is why wE DONT EAT ECTOPLASM

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Stop telling everyone im dead @nasa4life

im gonna munch. im gonna crunch

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M’theydy @gothandproud

god has abandoned this timeline

The Ninja @thenorrisvilleninja

im boerd

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The Ninja @thenorrisvilleninja

theirs nothing to do

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Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

*There's

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The Ninja @thenorrisvilleninja

>:(

The Ninja @thenorrisvilleninja

Ive come to make an announcement

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The Ninja @thenorrisvilleninja

Chat Noir is a bitch ass motherfucker

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The Ninja @thenorrisvilleninja

He pissed on my fucking grammer

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The Ninja @thenorrisvilleninja

Thats right, he took his furry dick out and pissed on my fucking grammar

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The Ninja @thenorrisvilleninja

So Im making a callout post on my twitter dot com

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The Ninja @thenorrisvilleninja

Chat Noir, youve got a small dick

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Catacwism owo ✓ @ChatNoir

Blocked and Reported

Marinette Dupain-Cheng-Lahiffe @marinettedesigned

@thenorrisvilleninja are you actually blocked??

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The Ninja @thenorrisvilleninja

nah, we just playin’

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Catacwism owo ✓ @Chat Noir

we bros, we cool

Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

@RoiSinge u ready??

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Ya Boi Roi ✓ @RoiSinge

as ill ever be

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Ya Boi Roi ✓ @RoiSinge

prepare to lose!

Chapter Text

Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

I’m not saying that this is the outcome I was expecting

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Your Dad @dannyphantomofficial

but this was totally the outcome I was expecting

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FALSEHOOD! ✓ @Pegasus

The average city bus weighs 25,000 - 40,000 lbs, someone who is a novice in weightlifting can lift somewhere between 135 - 175 lbs.
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FALSEHOOD ✓ @Pegasus

Then accounting for the extra strength the miraculous grants the user, it would probably be somewhere around 270 - 350 lbs

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FALSEHOOD! ✓ @Pegasus

This outcome was entirely expected

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Ya Boi Roi ✓ @RoiSinge

yeah yeah, laugh it up

Mama Lahiffe @alya.ladyblogger

@Ladybug When can we expect to see Phantom with Roi Singe’s miraculous?

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Miraculous Ladybug ✓ @Ladybug

Tomorrow at 3 PM

Honey? Where’s my super suit?

Thursday

2:45 PM

[Ladybug] @Your Dad Where do you want to meet?

[Your Dad] ???

[Ladybug] To try on Roi Singe’s miraculous

[Your Dad] oh yeah

[Your Dad] uhhh… the eiffel tower i guess?

[The Ninjabread Man] is this even going to work?

[Carapace] wdym?

[The Ninjabread Man] phantom’s dead

[Your Dad] so?

[The Ninjabread Man] dont you need to be alive for the mirac to work??

[Your Dad] guess we’ll see!

[Ladybug] Okay, just let me do something first

Ladybug changed Your Dad’s name to Phantom

[Phantom] lmao

Ladybug changed The Ninjabread Man’s name to The Ninja

[The Ninja] aw, lame D:

Ladybug changed Dragon Tales’s name to American Dragon

[Ladybug] There, all better now

[The Ninja] ok but why tho?

[Ladybug] We have a no nickname rule and if you all are going to be here then you have to follow it too

[Phantom] why is there a no nickname rule???

[Carapace] its chat’s fault

[Phantom] ah, of course it was

Secret Quartet

Thursday

2:52 PM

[Kitt Kat] @Your Dad Is this a good idea??

[Kitt Kat] What if she finds out your identity?

[Your Dad] i should be fine? i think??

[The Ninjabread Man] if danny gets to try out roi’s mirac, can i try yours?

[Kitt Kat] No

[The Ninjabread Man] but why???? D;

[Kitt Kat] Do you want the list in numerical or alphabetical order?

[The Ninjabread Man] I can’t tell if thats a rhetorical question or a serious one

[Dragon Tales] ok, you mean to tell me that you can spell rhetorical but you still cant tell the difference between there, they’re, and their????

[The Ninjabread Man] ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT GRAMMAR IS COMPLACATED!

[Your Dad] heaven forbid he doesnt know the difference between to, too, and two

[The Ninjabread Man] tHERES MORE THAN ONE TO????

[Kitt Kat] You’ve got to be kidding me

[Your Dad] i feel my braincells killing themselves

[Dragon Tales] i can see why you’re failing english

[The Ninjabread Man] fuck all of you >:(

[Dragon Tales] ohh pajamas is using big boi words

[The Ninjabread Man] your no longer one of my biffers

[Kitt Kat] *you’re

[The Ninjabread Man] im going to steal your knee caps

[Kitt Kat] lmao

[Kitt Kat] Anyways, @Your Dad , when are you getting here?

[Your Dad] oop, omw

Catacwism owo ✓ @Chat Noir

hey everyone, its ya boi chat noir! im live tweeting this experience to yall!

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Catacwism owo ✓ @Chat Noir

Lb just said, and i quote, “this was a mistake”, and honestly? mood.

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Catacwism owo ✓ @Chat Noir

phantom just showed up with a bag in hand

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Catacwism owo ✓ @Chat Noir

its filled with different foods, lmao what a dumbass

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Catacwism owo ✓ @Chat Noir

dp: its an offering

lb: you literally did not need to do that

dp: *suprised pikachu face*

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Catacwism owo ✓ @Chat Noir

what does he take us for? gods??

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Catacwism owo ✓ @Chat Noir

ladybug’s brought out the miraculous

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Catacwism owo ✓ @Chat Noir

phantom is putting it on

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Catacwism owo ✓ @Chat Noir

oh

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Mama Lahiffe @alya.ladyblogger

Oh?? OH??? WHAT HAPPENED????

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Mama Lahiffe @alya.ladyblogger

OP??????

Pliopapio @dannyphantomofficial

I’ve ascended

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Pliopapio @dannyphantomofficial

I’ve evolved beyond “Phantom”, I am now Pliopapio

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Ya Boi Roi ✓ @RoiSinge

i dont know what that means? is that a type of monkey??

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FALSEHOOD ✓ @Pegasus

Pliopapio is an extinct genus of Old World monkey known from the latest part of the Miocene to the early Pliocene Epochs from the Afar Region of Ethiopia. They were similar to modern day macaques, mangabeys, and baboons.

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Pliopapio @dannyphantomofficial

What can I say? I have a nice ass.

Mama Lahiffe @alya.ladyblogger

@dannyphantomofficial How does it feel to have a miraculous?

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Pliopapio @dannyphantomofficial

Uhh, good I guess? I feel more energized, kinda reminds me of when I was alive

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Wes Weston @amityconspiracies

I hate my life

Too Fine @TFoley

fellas? is it gay to want to kiss your bro?? like, full bromo???

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#1 Pliopapio stan @DashBaxter

yes

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Adrien’s real dad @DJNinoLahiffe

no

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Adrien’s real dad @DJNinoLahiffe

i kiss my son’s cheek all the time, platonically of course

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Adrien Lahiffe ✓ @adrienagrestebrand

^3^

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Adrien’s real dad @DJNinoLahiffe

Disgusting. Do it again.

The Straights Are At It Again

Thursday

5:30 PM

[Rawr XD] and thats why i’m not allowed to be in that mcdonalds bathroom unsupervised

[Ladyblogger] d

[Ladyblogger] @Trixalicious did that really happen???

[Trixalicious] unfortunately

[Sleep? Idk her] i would say i'm surprised, but i'm not

[Rawr XD] r00d

[Sleep? Idk her] please never do that again

[Rawr XD] yeah, i regretted it the moment i said it

[Rawr XD] anyways, @Too Fine, hows max ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Too Fine] AASDFGGLKJ

[Ladyblogger] ahh i see

[Too Fine] idk guys, what if he isnt into, ya know…

[Sleep? Idk her] guys?

[Too Fine] yeah

[Ladyblogger] oh honey he is definitely not straight

[Sleep? Idk her] he asked me to make him a gay pride flag for his bag

[Ladyblogger] wait, girl you made that?!?! can i have one???

[Sleep? Idk her] sure! i have plenty!

[Too Fine] ok ok i get it

[Too Fine] but what if he isnt into me?

[Too Fine] how can i deal with that??

[Too Fine] i dont want to lose what we have

[Rawr XD] dawg, you just gotta ask him out

[Trixalicious] jake’s right, if he is really your friend, then he wont stop being your friend

[Ladyblogger] yeah! max isnt that kind of person

[Too Fine] are you sure?

[Sleep? Idk her] totally! you just have to tell him how you feel! tell him from your heart!!!

[Trixalicious] says the girl who couldnt speak a full sentence to her crush for like, two months

[Sleep? Idk her] Shut.

[Sleep? Idk her] anyways, my point still stands

[Ladyblogger] you just have to do it!! rip it off like a bandaid!!!!

[Trixalicious] if he breaks your heart, i know a good mcdonalds

[Rawr XD] >:( bitch

[Rawr XD] but seriously, just go for it!

[Too Fine] ok ok…. I'll do it

[Ladyblogger] go! go get yourself a man!!

Too Fine went offline

PM: FRYERTUCK and Maximillion

Thursday

6:45 PM

[FRYERTUCK] hey dude, you got a minute?

[Maximillion] Of course, what do you need?

[FRYERTUCK] alright, just give me a second to get my thoughts together

[Maximillion] Alright

[FRYERTUCK] ok so like, you’re really cute and smart and your voice sounds nice and everytime you ramble about something my heart gets all full. everytime you smile butterflies start fluttering in my stomach and my legs feel like jello. and its just, i have this big ol gay crush on you and i dont know how to deal with it?? because you are so amazing and i dont want to ruin our friendship…. but if it's alright with you i'd like to take you out on a date???? if not and you want to stop being my friend then that's alright, i understand.

[Maximillion] Oh

[Maximillion] I had no idea you felt that way

[Maximillion] If I’m being honest, I’ve never been in a relationship before, let alone gone on a date

[Maximillion] So I don’t really have any experience in that field, and love is a complicated matter

[Maximillion] I’ve tried to calculate it before, find the proper statistics for a perfect gift and romantic spot, but it did not turn out like I predicted

[Maximinnion] I have since learned that it's really not about numbers, it's about the heart, metaphorically speaking of course

[Maximillion] And I don’t really know what my “heart” says

[Maximillion] What I do know is that you make me really happy

[Maximillion] I do not know if these feelings are love, but I would like to find out

[Maximillion] So yes, I’d like to go out on a date with you

[FRYERTUCK] really? are you sure? i don’t want to pressure you or anything, it’s alright if you don’t want to

[Maximillion] You’re not pressuring me, don’t worry. I really do want to go out with you

[FRYERTUCK] ok, alright

[Maximillion] Do you have a specific time and date in mind?

[FRYERTUCK] to be honest i didn’t think i’d get this far