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Fuck
3:00 AM
yoongle: fuck my life
tata: what happened
yoongle: i didn’t finish that stupid ass book
tata: or the essay?
yoognle: if i didn’t finish the fucking book do you really think i would have done the essay
tata: i don’t need this sass from you at 3am
yoognle: then don’t ask dumbass questions
tata: :((
jooniebop: its 3 am go to bed
tata: your up?
jooniebop: well i don’t have class at 7 in the morning
tata: thats not my faulT
jooniebop: you chose the schedule
tata: nobody helped me :((
seok: why the fuck are you guys up
yoongle: i can ask you the same thing
seok: well i’ve been working on that essay so i have an excuse
yoongle: OMG PLEASE HELP ME
tata: who are you and what have you done with yoongi?
yoongle: i’m fucking desperate
yoongle: i can’t miss another assignment
yoongle: i’ll literally do anything
seok: anything?
yoongle: anything but that
seok: than i can’t be of service
tata: come on hoseok just help him
seok: why don’t you?
tata: i’m fucking awful at helping people with homework
yoongle: last time he tried to help me he just gave me his assignment to copy
jooniebop: is that why both of you got in trouble?
tata: no?
seok: it’s a simple request
seok: and it’s only the one thing
yoongle: i’m just going to fucking fail
yoongle: i’m going to get kicked out of college and never graduate
yoongle: i’ll never be able to call my mom and tell her i made it
yoongle: i’ll end up being one of those people trying to sell my cds on the street
seok: i don’t feel bad for you
yoongle: what the fuck
seok: i at least did my homework and remembered
yoongle: i remembered!
seok: at 3 in the morning
yoongle: jooonnn can you please please fucking help me
jooniebop: i’m not even taking that class
yoongle: but your smart
jooniebop: flattery won’t get you anything
jooniebop: you should have done the assignment
yoongle: i’m not asking for you to do it for me
yoongle: why does no one want to fucking help me
tata: i’ll try and help!
yoongle: hnnnnnn
tata: i said i would try :(
yoongle: fine
tata: yay!
tata: make room i’m barging in!!
yoongle: thank you
seok: i would have helped you
yoongle: if i did that stupid thing you want me to do
seok: i would have helped regardless
yoongle: bullshit
seok: partially true
seok: 30% of me would have helped regardless
yoongle: i hate you
seok: i’ll be here if you need anythinggg
seok: all you need to do is to agree :))
yoongle: fuck you
seok: :)