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    Summary

    It's a bunch of monsters being nerds. Next to nothing dramatic happens.

    Eren sucks at being a werewolf, and Armin finds himself helping this clueless guy into not killing himself accidentally every full moon. Reiner discovers the woes of being an incubus in college; Bert has just transferred and even as a half-angel he's having trouble finding his classes. Ymir has an amazing girlfriend with just some bad faerie habits, while Krista has to keep her demon partner in line most of the time. Jean's still a shithead, but he's a shapeshifter-which makes it that much worse. Marco talks to plants more than he talks to his professors, which is great for him being a nymph, but not so great for his GPA. Connie sadly has no outright supernatural abilities as a kobalos but he can make some killer Greek food. Sasha's perfectly okay with this, it means she wins all their prank wars since she's so well-versed in witchcraft. Mikasa has her hands full with a job, busy class schedule, and a brother who can't rightfully keep himself out of trouble, but there's an ice spirit in her class that for some reason helps her forget all that.

    alternately named "I couldn't think of a title that wasn't lame"

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
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