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1. Mimosas and Muscles by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F, F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Aug 2019

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Harry Potter/Thor (Marvel)
   • Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
   • Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
   • Bruce Banner/Tony Stark
   • Clint Barton/Laura Barton
   • Bruce Banner/Natasha Romanov
   • Harry Potter
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • Snooty Homeless Lady
   • Peter Parker
   • Original Characters
   • Avengers Team (MCU)
   • Tony Stark
   • Bruce Banner
   • Clint Barton
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Wanda Maximoff
   • Pietro Maximoff
   • Steve Rogers
   • Loki (Marvel)
   • Hela (Marvel)
   • Alcoholic Harry Potter
   • Dimension Travel
   • Master of Death
   • Mastery of Powers
   • Adultery
   • Secret Relationships
   • Avengers: Age of Ultron (Movie)
   • Kidnapping
   • Dubious Consent
   • Writing Style Changes
   • Mentions of Past Domestic Abuse for OC
   • Binge Drinking
   • Harry is a Gay Drunk
   • Let's just face it; Mimosas are sentient
   • Workplace Sexual Harassment
   • Love Triangles
   • Spider-man Timeline Is Ignored
   • Allusions to Rape/Non Con of OC(s)
   • Updates Every Saturday
   • Marvel Universe
   • Secret Identity
   • Slow Burn
   • Stark Incorporated
   • SHIELD
   • Harry-centric
   • Bottom Harry
   • Sexuality Crises
   • Eventual Smut
   • Mild Smut
   • Crossover Pairings
   • War
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Adult Harry Potter
   • Kid Fic
   • Parent Harry Potter
   • Not Ready To Be A Parent
   • Is He Fit To Be A Parent?
   • Dursley Abuse
   • Misgendering On Purpose
   • Hydra Trash Party
   • Human Experimentation
   • Mind Stone Experimentation
   • No Glasses Harry Potter
   • Threesome - F/M/M
   • Fluff and Angst
   • intimacy issues
   • As In Author Forgot About Romance For 80'000 Words

   Summary

   ON HIATUS
   ...

   Mimosas and Muscles is the apt inspiration/title for this fic concerning Harry Potter, semi-alcoholic waitress of Harlem with a wish for normality, and the effects of (plot-important) gayness which cancels out said wish. Thus, let us watch as chaos ensues.

   Or

   Watch Harry Luna Evans try to keep his identity secret, life intact and homosexual fever on the downlow (wink wink we're looking at you Mr. Mysterious Muscles) whilst juggling work, good and not-so-good friends, possible children, romantic affairs he never should have signed up for, Tony Stark trying to give him moral advice (like what the heck Tony, get out of my house), and magic powers which are out to get him. And, yes, being Death's Bitch is no walk in the park either.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   87,585

   Chapters:

   30/?

   Comments:

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