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Class 1-A is currently in their common room. They are conspiring on what to do with the body after they got rid of m*neta.
They had formed a circle. Right in the centre is m*neta. It's like they are part of a cult. They want him to know what tragedy is about to befall on him.
"First we make sure he's really dead." Tsuyu said.
"ASDFGHJKUWUWUWU-" m*neta cried.
"Why don't we just get rid of both m*neta and the body at the same time?" Midoriya suggested.
"Midoriya my son, you're a genius!" His friends gushed.
"I'm not your son... but thanks?"
Kirishima turned to Bakugou.
"Bakugou, my bro, my man, will you do us the honours of blasting the nasty piss rat grape into space and make sure he doesn't ever come down again?" Kirishima asked.
Bakugou is already picking up m*neta like a ball. He strangles the grape till it turns into a blueberry.
Uraraka slaped m*neta in the face.
He doesn't get to say any last words.
"DIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!" Bakugou screamed as he yeeted m*neta into the sun.
The class cheered.
Aizawa stood in the corner. He smiles. He moved aside to reveal Shinsou, who now belongs in class 1-A.
The class exploded of happiness. Sunshine spilled everywhere.
Monoma is triggered.
"SHINSOU IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN CLASS-1B!!!1!1!1! DON'T THINK THAT Y'ALL ARE STRONGER NOW WITH SHINSOU! CLASS 1-B WiLL aLwAyS Be BEtTeR ThAN yOU!" he screamed like a deranged maniac.
Everyone ignored his screams.
All is well.