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Nico: If you mention anime in my presence again, I'll break your Niko Niko Kneecaps
Will: uhh?
Will: Naruto?
Nico: you're on thin fucking ice
Will: what do you have against anime, angry stranger?
Nico: You know exactly what I have against anime, Perseus
Will: I'm afraid I don't
Will: ...Achilles?
Nico: ... This is the wrong number, isnt it
Will: indeed it is
Nico: sorry man
Will: No prob
Will: but while you're here
Will: explain yourself
Nico: real men watch cartoons
Will: correction, real men watch Bleach
Nico: you know what, I was kidding but the anime but Bleach???
Seriously?
Will: have you read the manga? It's pretty good
Will: anyway, stranger with terrible taste, I gotta ask
Will: what's with the Greek mythology names?
Nico: I guess my cousin's parents were just really into mythology?
Nico: although I probably shouldn't be giving this information out. You could be a serial murderer with horrendous taste.
Will: I'm offended.
Nico: sorry, serial murderer, I thought you should know
Will: how do I know you're not a serial murderer with awful interests trying to throw me off?
Nico: ...touché
Nico: I dont think I'm even capable of that at this point. My blood is filled with caffeine and suffering
Will: that's exactly what a serial killer would say
Will: you're a college student too?
Nico: not so fast, serial killer. I'm not giving away that information that easily
Nico: but also yes
Will: what's your major?
Nico: forensics. I know, it's pretty creepy
Will: I think that's pretty cool actually. I'm just a boring med student
Nico: looks like we're at the opposite ends of the spectrum, Yoshkage Kira
Will: what?
Nico: it's a dumb anime, terrible taste
Nico: anyway, I've gotta head to class. And by class, I mean playing Pokémon Go during classes
Will: see you light yagami