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    Klaus is the lovable junkie-scamp of the Umbrella Academy, the one everybody cracks jokes about - until the Hargreeves siblings learn something about his life that he's purposely hidden from them. Something impossible to laugh at.

    - In which Klaus is caught whoring himself for drug money, and his issues become impossible to make light of.

    (UPDATE 6/27/2022: This fic was written hours after the first season came out, and as such is incredibly dated and contains a lot of headcannons and speculation that was going around the fandom at the time [Allison being mute, etc]. It doesn’t reflect my current writing abilities at all and it also barely makes sense now that seasons 2-3 have come out. However, out of respect for Elliot Page and my fellow transgender folks, I’ve gone back and edited all mentions of Viktor’s character to reflect his current name and pronouns. I encourage fellow authors of older fics to do the same<3)

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