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**Kurogiri**
Kurogiri can say for certain that he thought he had seen it all. Living in a world with strange quirks around every corner and given his line of work he thought he had witnessed some odd things. He had seen Tomura's odd sense of style when it came to hands, he had seen Dabi's... well he had seen his face. Not to mention he had witnessed some of Toga's disturbing habits. Though seeing Tomura come through the bar's doors with a small child no older than four tucked underneath his arm could take the cake. Due to the fact that said child was his so-called "arch-nemesis", the hair was a dead give away even if his age seemed to have changed the wild curls did not.
Though Kurogiri saw through the whole Arch-Nemesis charade and saw it for what it was, a teenage crush. A very big crush.
Tomura huffed over to the bar as Kurogiri placed the glass back down that he was cleaning. Tomura swung the child from under his arm up onto the bar top, the small child let out a squeal over the movement clapping his hands.
"Do I want to ask?"
Tomura stared at him with an annoyed look on his face, "One of the stupid recruit's, the one that could change peoples age obviously got out of hand when we ran into the damn super kids." Given the fact that the recruit didn't come back with them, he would have to assume they wouldn't be seeing him anytime soon.
"Hands Man! Hands Man!" little Midoriya's voice was lit with joy as he reached for the hand on Tomura's face with his small chubby hands. Tomura backed up away from the child so that he was out of reach of the grabby hands. This lead to the small child almost falling off the bar counter top if it hadn't been for Kurogiri's intervention grabbing the small child right as he was about to fall.
Lifting the child up to his face Kurogiri watched as the child gazed back at him with wonder in his eyes. "Wow," the awe in his voice was evident.
"Hello little Midoriya, " He tucked the little one into the crook of his elbow before looking back at Tomura who had murder in his eyes.
"Give me my Nemesis back!" Tomura tried to reach over the bar but he stepped back away from his hand. He gave a little side glance to the child that was patting his face as if trying to figure out how the teleporting man worked or capture some of his evermoving purple features.
"Now now Tomura I think you have some explaining to do, like where is Toga? She went with you right?"
"What's your name?" Midoriya asked twinkling eyes that seemed to dance like his freckles. Patting the kid's head before telling him his name with an unseen smile on his lips.
"Toga is out getting some stuff for shorty over there, we can't just feed him what we have in the bar now, can we? Now, hand him the fuck over!"
Gasping he pushed on half of the Izuku's head into his chest and covered the other ear with his hand "Language Tomura! We have a child present, and even if he wasn't this little I'm pretty sure he's still too young for that kind of language." Kurogiri admonished.
Tomura's eyebrow seemed to twitch with annoyance "Kuro-chan Kuro-chan! Hand Man needs hugs." realizing that the small child was talking to him giving him a sweet nickname. He looked down at little Izuku he saw the determined face and small chubby hands reaching out for Tomura. The red-eyed villain seemed to melt quickly grabbing the child out of Kurogiri's hold making sure to not touch the child with all of his fingers.
"You can tall me Tomura you little brat you know," Tomura grunted trying to deflect on the fact his face had a rosy blush dusting his cheeks. Hiking the little on up onto his hip like every pro parent does to keep him from slipping out of his grip.
"Tomu-chan Tomu-chan!" Izuku clapped the name.
"Come on Izu lets go get you something better to wear until Toga gets home." As Tomura marched off with the child that was animatedly talking to him about who knows what, it was then that Kurogiri noticed that the child seemed to be dressed in large school uniform button up and way too large socks for his small form. Probably leftovers from the poor boy's school uniform before he was de-aged.
"WHERE'S MY BABY!?" The shrill scream coming from the front door could only be coming from one crazy Toga.
A skipping Toga came into the bar carrying a single small bag. "Is that all you got for the little one?" he asked wondering if perhaps Tomura overestimated Toga's abilities for domestic tasks.
"What?! No of course not I am a good mommy to my little Izu, I just left Dabi to bring the rest of the stuff in." As if on cue Dabi came waddling in with at least four bags on each arm, and two clutched between his teeth.
"Ah, Tomura didn't say anything about Dabi joining you," Dabi grunted in response waddling over to the bar and depositing the bags on the bar top.
"Oh! I needed someone to carry the bags so I called Dabi to help out."
Dabi shot a glare at the schoolgirl "She scared the living hell out of me just calling me up saying she's a mommy now."
"Speaking of being a mommy, where is my baby?" Toga whipped her head around the bar as if she had managed to overlook the small toddler.
"Ah, Tomura took the little one to find some clothes for him. Though I fail to see where he thinks he's going to find clothes that small here." Kurogiri mused.
Shoving Dabi out of the way of the bags she started searching for something before whipping out a small sailor boy outfit "Now baby Izu can be twins with Mommy!" Toga squealed running down the hallway with the outfit towards Tomura's room.
"Please tell me she bought more clothes than just that, cause children that age don't stay clean for long."
Dabi slumped onto a barstool raising an eyebrow at him "I did more than just carry bags if I wasn't there the little one would be going sockless and have no toothbrush." Dabi grabbed out an All Might themed small toothbrush from the bag in front of him waving it around. "I'm around for more than just good looks and being muscle."
He hummed grabbing one of the bags and peering in, it seems he shouldn't have discredited Dabi when it comes to child care "Ah I see."
Dabi looked lost in thought for a moment before making up his mind on what he wanted to ask "So we are we fostering an itty bitty hero? I mean sure we caused it but we are villains and I'm sure we have done worse than leave a child unattended."
Kurogiri paused his search through the bags "Young Izuku has always been different, he has treated us villains with the same respect as any other human being. He's someone who I would say is an actual hero. Plus we can't have young Izuku getting hurt, we would never hear the end of it from Tomura." Kurogiri snickered.
Running down the hallway away from Tomura who was shouting obscenities and about how he will destroy Toga, Toga carried the small child to her chest before she stood in front of both me and Dabi. Lifting the child dressed in a sweet looking sailor outfit into the air and yelling "AH ZABENYA!"