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1. The Ballad of The Fair Green Maiden by Tommykaine

   Fandoms: Original Work  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Mar 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Original Female Character/Original Male Character
   • Original Character(s)/Original Character(s)
   • Original Human Character(s)/Original Orc Character(s)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Female Orc Original Character(s)
   • Original Male Human Character(s)
   • Challenge Response
   • Comedy
   • Porn With Plot
   • Sort Of
   • Comedy and Porn
   • Orcs
   • Femdom
   • Fantasy
   • Thicc Orc Lady
   • POV Female Character
   • Oblivious Bard
   • Bad Flirting
   • Mistakes were made
   • Backstory
   • NOTE: Not actually a ballad
   • Size Difference
   • Potions
   • Body Modification
   • Penis Enlargement Potion
   • Crack
   • Crack and Porn
   • Shameless Smut
   • Near-Death by Snu Snu
   • fucking a woman that's like twice your size and has huge muscles has some risks
   • copying and reposting this work elsewhere without my permission is strictly forbidden!

   Summary

   She turned towards him and glared, still he looked at her like she was a jar of water in the middle of a desert.
   Oh for fuck's sake.
   She marched towards him and pulled out her dagger again, pressing it against his throat.
   "Listen to me, you pathetic little maggot. You will never speak of this, with anyone, or I will rip your cock off and shove it so far up your ass you will cough it up! Do you understand?!".
   The human's eyes lit up.
   "You had me at 'pathetic little maggot' ".

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   An orc has to keep guard to make sure their human prisoner does not escape.

   Too bad for her that this prisoner is a bard with a passion for orc ladies, horrible seduction skills and a remarkable tenacity.

   Then again, it's been so long since she's gotten laid she's not even sure she has standards... what could possibly go wrong?

   Series

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   English

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