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“Hey,” Nami calls, snapping her fingers to draw his attention, “Look at me. I know it’s been a while since you’ve dated. And it’s been an even longer time since you went out with a man.”
“You really are the world's worst hype woman.” Zoro grumbles under his breath earning a smack to his chest.
“Do you want my help or not?”
Zoro pulls Nami’s hand into his, holding it back against his chest, “Yes, please, o’ lord of the gays help me for I am a mere-“
“Shut the fuck up,” Nami interrupts, poking a finger into Zoro’s chest with her other hand, “Go be your charming self and get yourself a man.”