Work Text:
Olaf watches Snicket push towards the stage. He’s waving a copy of the Prufrock Preparatory School Handbook and shouting, but the only words Olaf can hear over the incessant chanting (“Who can’t be beat? A dead horse!”) are ‘miscalculated’ and ‘sorry’.
Olaf watches Snicket—peaky after helping Olaf study (confusingly, Olaf didn’t think Snicket particularly liked him)—as he decodes Verse Fluctuation Declarations and rattles off factoids for Vernacularly Fastened Doors.
Olaf was watching Snicket clutch his handbook, so he’s waiting for the other shoe to drop, but it’s a cold comfort.
Physical Education Exam?
Why did Olaf even bother?
