Work Text:
[NOTT]
Time for you to shut up!
Time for you to sit down!
Nott’s tired of being your sidekick
Your henchman
Your eager-
Little-
Pet!
After everything I've done for you-
[CALEB]
That I didn't ask for
[NOTT]
Do you have any idea the work you're undoing?
After everything I've done for you
(mockingly)
"That you didn't ask for"
(sung)
Let's just say Fjord
Isn't the only one you're screwing!
(spoken)
Wanna know all the things I've done for you?
(sung)
I went back into Prucine’s office and stole you a scroll, against the group’s wishes
I mailed a letter to your girlfriend to find out where she lives
I murdered a cave full of gnolls for you
That's right! I shot a cave full of gnolls!
There's no limit to where my reach is!
After everything I've done for you that you didn't ask for
God! Will your lies never end?
After everything I've done for you that you didn't ask for
The least you can do is be honest with your mother-
I mean, friend
What's that look on your face?
You're horrified, you think I'm a monster
For doing your dirty work
You think love is stainless and pure?
But beneath all the fantasy
There's filth and there's gore
So now it's time for me to walk out!
Time for me to say no!
Nott’s tired of working for no thanks at all
Nott’s gonna go!
You're nothing without me and my creativity!
I created you, you lived in my womb- I mean, figuratively
After everything I've done for you
I don't, I don't know why
So now I'm gonna say...
Goodbye!