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  1. Stone Essence by for Linane, kopperblaze

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    24 Aug 2014

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    This is an utterly reasonable story in which Fili discovers Stone Essence, a fantastic and bad-butt dwarf shampoo, shortly before the Quest for Erebor begins. And it changes everyone’s lives forever and ever. Amen.

    Language:
    English
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    27,532
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    355
    Bookmarks:
    64
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