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1. Mr. Fahrenheit by yellow_crayon

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Apr 2019

   Tags

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   • Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Ben Hargreeves
   • Luther Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Vanya Hargreeves
   • Allison Hargreeves
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Sobriety
   • Humor
   • Sexual Tension
   • Omega Klaus Hargreeves
   • Klaus gets high from being horny
   • Poor Diego
   • Bickering
   • Pseudo-Incest
   • Don't copy to another site

   Summary

   “The body is a temple, Diego dear,” Klaus sighs, using Diego's own words against him. He pats the alpha's cheek condescendingly, “I said I was going cold turkey, didn’t I?”

   “And that includes your heat suppressants and birth control too, huh?” Allison asks from the couch. “Hey, no judgment from us, you smell like fresh cookies.”

   (Heat highs are Klaus' new "healthy" drug of choice. No one in the family seems to mind except Diego. AU)

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