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Tony stark added Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, James Barnes, Sam Wilson, James Rhodes and Intern to The Avengers Group Chat
Tony Stark has changed to You know who I am
You know who I am: Someone entertain me :(
Clint Barton entered the chat
Clint Barton: Really Tony, "You know who I am"
You Know who I am: Really robin hood, you use quotation marks
Clint Barton: OI
Clint Barton: I have you know I am down with the kids
Natasha Romanov entered the chat
Natasha Romanov: That's what someone who's an old grandpa would say '_'
Clint Barton: WHY IS IT THAT AS SOON AS I'M ON THE CHAT EVERYONE'S ON MY ASS
Natasha Romanov: There's only two of us on your ass...
You know who I am: Drama queen much...
Clint Barton: YOU CAN SAY MUCH!
Clint Barton: I LITERALLY TOUCHED YOUR LAB DOOR AND YOU HISSED AND SAID "WHY DO I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOU!"
Clint Barton: I JUST TOUCHED YOUR FUCKING LAB DOOR
Clint Barton: I DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING
You know who I am: Technically, you DID do something
Clint Barton: LIKE WHAT!?
You know who I am: Touch my door
Clint Barton: THAT'S NOT-
Natasha Romanov: Actually it is because as soon as you touch something it instantly get's destroyed
Clint Barton: I thought we were friends :(
Natasha Romanov changed to ColdAssBitch
ColdAssBitch: Well you thought wrong
You Know who I am: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You know who I am changed Clint Barton's name to ROASTED
ROASTED: ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚
James Barnes entered the chat
James Barnes changed to Bucky
Bucky: Stop being a pussy bitch
ROASTED: (;﹏;)
ColdAssBitch: Careful mother hen doesn't like that talk
Steve Rogers entered the chat
Steve Rogers: Why do I think that I'm the mother hen?
ColdAssBitch changed Steve Rogers name to Mother Hen
ColdAssBitch: There you go
ColdAssBitch: That should help ya
Mother Hen: Really Romanov.
ROASTED: Who uses full stops in their texts?
You Know Who I am: Who uses quotation marks?
ROASTED: I'M LEAVING
ROASTED: YOU ARE ALL BULLIES
ROASTED left the chat
Mother Hen: What was that?
Bucky: Clint must be on his man period
Sam Wilson entered the chat
Sam Wilson changed to Falcon
Falcon: And you aren't?
Bucky: Are you trying to start something chicken?
Falcon: Just pointing out the obvious
Bucky: I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS
Mother Hen: LANGUAGE
Bucky: Oh sorry
Bucky: I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH
Mother Hen: BUCKY!
Mother Hen: He just ran out of the door.
Mother Hen: You should probably run Sam.
Falcon: AH SHIT AH SHIT AH SHIT FNJRIBNRIGNTOJREJT,FOYIKGFOTKD]
You know who I am: Well that was... fun...
James Rhodes has entered the chat
James Rhodes changed to Rhodey
Rhodey: Why did I see Sam being slammed by Bucky?
ColdAssBitch: Well Sam said he was on his man period and Bucky got really angry
Rhodey: Ooooooooooh
Time: 2:00 am
Intern has entered the chat
Intern: Um... why am I here?
You know who I am has entered the chat
You know who I am: IT'S 2 AM
You know who I am: YOU SHOULD BE IN BED
Intern: I never sleep
Intern: You should know this by now
You know who I am: I DON'T CARE
You know who I am: SLEEP
Intern: WELL YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP
Intern: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT
You know who I am: DON'T BE SASSY WITH ME BOY
You know who I am: I CAN GROUND YOU
Intern: NO YOU CAN'T
Intern: YOUR NOT MY DAD
You know who I am: Your right
You know who I am: But I can text your aunt right now and she can ground you
Intern: SHIT
You know who I am: LANGUAGE
Intern: YOU HAVE WON THIS TIME BUT NEXT WILL BE YOUR LAST (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
You know who I am: YOU CAN TRY
Intern: (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
Time: 7:00 am
Mother Hen has entered The Avengers Group Chat
Mother Hen: Tony.
You know who I am entered the chat
You know who I am: What?
Mother hen: Why were you up at 2 am and who is "Intern"?
You know who I am: First, I do what I want
You know who I am: Second, it's none of your business
ROASTED has entered the chat
ROASTED is typing...
You know who I am: oh god
ROASTED: If it's not any of our business
ROASTED: Why was he added to the chat?
ColdAssBitch, Bucky and Falcon have entered the chat
You know who I am: and here it all begins
ColdAssBitch: Who is he?
You know who I am: We are not starting this Romanov.
ROASTED: You used a full stop
ROASTED: Who's the grandpa now?
Falcon: Still you
Intern has entered the chat
Intern: If I may, Mr Stark has been growing grey hairs lately
ROASTED: ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
You know who I am: What was that kid?
Intern: NoThInG
ColdAssBitch: Who are you?
Intern: No one
Intern: Life is meaningless
Bucky: mood
MotherHen: What does that mean?
Bucky: It means you relate to something
Intern: I didn't think you would be the type of person to understand Gen Z culture
Bucky: It wouldn't if it not for Shuri constantly shoving vines in my face
Intern: WAIT DO YOU MEAN PRINCESS SHURI?
Bucky: uh... yeah...
Intern: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Intern: SHE UNDERSTANDS MEMES AND VINES AND GEN Z CULTURE
Intern: WE HAVE TO BE FRIENDS
You know who I am: OH NO YOU DON'T
You know who I am: I'M NOT HAVING ANOTHER KID IN MY HOUSE
You know who I am: YOUR ANNOYING ENOUGH
Intern: (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
You know who I am: NO
Intern: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
You know who I am: Fine
You know who I am: I'll give you her number
You know who I am: But don't think for a second I'll let you get away with wining
You know who I am and Intern have left the chat
Rhodey has entered the chat
Rhodey: He's got him soooooooooooo wrapped around his finger
ColdAssBitch: Can you tell us who he is?
Rhodey: No can do
Rhodey has left the chat
ColdAssBitch: Well that was rude
ColdAssBitch: Whatever I can find out for myself
ColdAssBitch has left the chat
Bucky: Chicken, do you want your ass whooped in mario kart?
Mother Hen: BUCKY!
Bucky: Stop being such a mother hen
Falcon: Fine
Falcon: But be prepared because I'm going to whoop you to tomorrow land
Bucky has changed Falcon's name to chicken
Bucky: Oh you are so on
Chicken: I'm going to slice you
Bucky and Chicken have left the chat
Mother Hen: I'm going to go bed.
Mother Hen has left the chat
ROASTED: guys
ROASTED: GUYS