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Wed, Dec 26, 12:49 am
Ron: i want coke
Ron: Im like that fryed egg ( for that what drugs does to u any questions) except that fryed egg is when I don't have coke
Maggie: Ooook good analogy Ron
Carl: I lost about 7 brain cells trying to read that
Carl: What does it mean
Maggie: lol you know how doing drugs fries your brain like a fried egg, but in his case, not having coke makes him feel like a fried egg
Carl: ok
Maggie: lmfao
Wed, Dec 26, 4:31 pm
Ron: how do magnusem understand that) magnisumn do know how to talk to animals
Maggie: Well I'd assume cause all my friends are animals
Carl: Mood
Ron: XD
Maggie: Actually calling them animals would be giving them too much. You guys aren't smart enough
Carl: Bigger mood
Ron: your right
Fri, Dec 28, 9:13 am
Maggie: I had a nightmare where my uncle was my chemistry teacher, I had to retake my midterm for that class butt instead decided to go home and get a D- and Carl was my boyfriend, it was terrifying
Maggie: but*
Fri, Dec 28, 10:44 am
Carl: Im so sorry you had to date me
Carl: that sounds awful
Fri, Dec 28, 7:14 pm
Ron: XD nicesss
Maggie: Oh yes Carl :3 :3 my boi <3 love you :3
Ron: I like how Carl hasnt answer
Maggie: Yup
Maggie: he's just too embarassed to admit that he loves me
Ron: XD
Carl: smooch smooch
Fri, Dec 28, 11 :53 pm
Carl: my cat has a cold
Carl: And he got boogers all over my dad's ramen
Ron: XD ewwww
Carl: he ate it anyway
Carl: but like tbh i probably would too
Ron: tmi
Carl: {file_el_bitch.jpeg} (pic of Maggie's switch account name)
Carl: haha Magnum jo
Ron: XD jo
Maggie: :)
Ron: jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo jo
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Magnum Jo: Stahp
Carl: thet name keeps me up at night i love it so much
Magnum Jo: hey do you guys too much information about my dream
Ron: sure
Magnum Jo: Carl kissed me
Magnum Jo: So now I hate you Carl
Magnum Jo: Forever
Magnum Jo: I can't even look at you
Ron: XD dang
Carl: dam Magnum jo
Carl: you know you want it
Magnum Jo: No I hate you
Carl: mood
Magnum Jo: why did you do that
Magnum Jo: why Carl why
Carl: I had no control Magnum jo i swear
Magnum Jo: why couldn't you have done it to Enid
Magnum Jo: or rup
Magnum Jo: Ron*
Carl: how do u get rup from ron
Magnum Jo: or Clem
Magnum Jo: tsk tsk
Magnum Jo: idk shut up
Carl: Enid saving dat ass for Farquaad
Magnum Jo: Ron's name is rup
rup: rup!?!? XD
rup: Carl your the one who hits me for messing with u
Carl: You fucked me up on uno you deserved it
rup: yeah ) btw i lost my deck of uno so we cant play it but i still have skippo
Magnum Jo: oh dang
Magnum Jo: oh yes
rup: my uno deck
Magnum Jo: ill teach you guys how to play golf next time
Magnum Jo: the card game
Magnum Jo: it sucks as heckie
Carl: I'm gonna make you guys play the meme game my dad got me
rup: XD yeah i lost my deck
rup: ok cool there a game I used to had that need to buy some timr
Magnum Jo: Ugh I'm NOT THEEERE
Carl: STOP GOING TO MISSOURI
rup: Oh yeah ( just hope I'm not still sick
Magnum Jo: :0
rup: Yeah gtfo of Missouri
Magnum Jo: I caaaaaaant
rup: NOW
rup: No
rup: RIGHT NOW
Carl: you sound like a mom
rup: no your stupid
Magnum Jo: {file_nick_cage_pillow.jpeg} who wants
Carl: beaut
Magnum Jo: should I get it for your next borth
Carl: Noo
Carl: Nop*
Carl: U should get me nothing for my next borth
Magnum Jo: dang it
Carl: should I get it for your upcoming borth
rup: no Carl
Magnum Jo: NO
Carl: Ron do you want one for late borth
rup: we should get magnesiuam something
Carl: I need to get you something I feel so bad
Magnum Jo: no
Magnum Jo: no
Magnum Jo: If you do i'll kill you
Carl: I meant rup lmao but you too
Carl: ixhehehheuejjebebe I hate you all for that party I feel so bad now because I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO IN RETUrn
Magnum Jo: ah yes for rup
Magnum Jo: obviously get something for rup
Carl: rup can you bring the dancing pumpkin guy
rup: No I'm good
Now I'm differently getting magnysum something
Carl: get her
Carl: an egg
Magnum Jo: NOOOOOO
Carl: yum yum
Carl: A cheese wheel
Magnum Jo: oooh yum yum
rup: yes u did u smacked me in uno
Carl: with an egg
rup: yes
Magnum Jo: :o
rup: L love the name rup
Carl: oof i changed your name in my phone to rup
Magnum Jo: yes
Carl: Are Enid and Clem dead
Carl: Yes they are ok
Carl: {file.lmao_this_bitch.jpeg} (embarassing pic of Enid)
Carl: I can send this then
Magnum Jo: Oh beautiful
rup: XD ( now we need a good name for Carl. He the only one I call here from his original name
Magnum Jo: cuntie boi
Carl: I'm ok with that
rup: no )
Magnum Jo: yes
rup: Nice
I can't wait for them to see 100 messages on there phone
Carl: thats been Magnum jos name for me for like 3 years
Carl: ikr lmao
Magnum Jo: yess
Carl: they're probably just watching and creeping around
Magnum Jo: :ooooooo
Carl: Hey
Carl: hey guys
Carl: guess what
Carl: {file.aquaman_kid_meme.jpeg}
Magnum Jo: Oh that looks like a wonderful movie
Magnum Jo: unlike the actual one
Carl: :)
rup: XD
Carl: i need to show you something someone airdropped to me in film crit
Carl: it just... it's really weird and gross but I've kept it to myself for about a month and it haunt me at night
Carl: I need to show someone or I'm going to die
Carl: {file.sexy.jpeg} (really weird pic of an asian kid eating while a duck or bird or whatever is eating/sucking his gEnItAls)
rup: Link it BBBBIIIIIIIIIIITTTTCCCCCCCHHH
Carl: I just sent it
Magnum Jo: WHYYYYY
Carl: IM NOT SORRY
rup: XD Carl Im going to call u pean now XD
Carl: I think about this picture all the fucking time
Carl: what is happening
Carl: who did this
Carl: why
Carl: I just
Carl: I'm scared
Magnum Jo: you scare me
Carl: thanks
rup: its ok pean
Carl: ok why
Carl: of all names
Carl: who chose pean
Carl: It could have been ANYTHING
rup: because of this pic you sent
Magnum Jo: Bean
rup: now your pean
Pean: whatever rup
Pean: peanie beanie
rup: with a p
Magnum Jo: pp
Pean: can you please just call me cunt
rup: XD yeap
rup: pp
rup: no ppean
Pean: lmfao we've been talking for almost 2 hours
Pean: NOT PEAN
Magnum Jo: pp daddy
Pean: STAHP
Pean: Maggie WTF
Magnum Jo: ok pp daddy
Pean: this is bullying
Magnum Jo: its not Peanie
rup: Poopyppean
Magnum Jo: Ok bb
Pean: rup no
Magnum Jo: rup yes
Pean; what did i do to deserve this
rup: XD
Magnum Jo: Kiss me <3
Pean: You'd like that wouldn't you
rup: Penetrationppean
Pean: rup what did i dooooo to deserve this
rup: PenisPean
rup: exists
Magnum Jo: ppean
rup: ppean
Enid: ppean
Pean: so it's not even pean anymore its ppean
rup: Ppean
S
T
O
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rup: yes
rup: like pp
Ppean: I do like pp
Magnum Jo: pp daddy chill
Ppean: miss me with that gay shit ya know
Magnum Jo: pp is gross
Magnum Jo: trust me
Ppean: yeah you'd know
rup: Ppean its ok
Ppean: shut up rup
rup: XD
rup: we got
rup: Clemmie
rup: magnusum
rup: eyebrows
rup: rup
rup: H
rup: &
rup: PPean
Magnum Jo: and ppean
Ppean: why is my name the worst
rup: yes ppean you had it coming
rup: when you show that pic of that ppean
Ppean: ok im not responding to ppean anymore
Ppean: I regret showing you
Ppean: i should have just let it eat at me for the rest of my life
Magnum Jo: yes
rup: Ppean its okay
Magnum Jo: Carl we love you
Magnum Jo: but obviously you love me way too much
Ppean: why am I being punished for something your brain did
rup: who's Carl
Ppean: wow rup
Ppean: who's ppean
Magnum Jo: no no no
rup: ppean is wgat the bird is trying to eat
Ppean: thats great
rup: XD its ok ppean
Ppean: Who?
Magnum Jo: :D
Ppean: talking to you ppl is giving me a headache
rup: It's okay ppean
Ppean: WHO IS THAt
Magnum Jo: you bb
Ppean: who am I
rup: ppean
Magnum Jo: pp daddy
Ppean: doesn't ring a bell
Magnum Jo: K
Magnum Jo: night night bbs
Ppean: did you just 'k' me sir
rup: XD
Magnum Jo: yes sir
Ppean: Magnum Jo sounds like a child molester
rup: K
Ppean: did you just k me
rup: KKK
Ppean: I would ditch y'all but you're basically my only friends so oof
Magnum Jo: Wooooooow
Ppean: I'm jk<3
Magnum Jo: i'll get you some cheesecake
Ppean: yes plz
rup: ewwwww
Magnum Jo: yum yum
Ppean: rup is weird
rup: i'm better than ppean
Ppean: who is this ppean you speak of
Ppean: he sounds like a great guy
Magnum Jo: hey
Magnum Jo: gey
Ppean: i thought u went to slep
rup: XD
Sat, Dec 29, 3:13 am
rup: ppean
Sat, Dec 29, 11:09 am
Clemmie: Yall smoochin?
Clemmie: Man my phone been dead all night and these messages are just floodin
Ppean: lmfao how many were there
Clemmie: like a billion messages dude
Ppean: XD
rup: XD ( Carl is now called Ppean
Ppean: that is incorrect
Magnum Jo: Carl? Who's that? I only know ppean
rup: XD
Ppean: I hate you