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iida added im babie, hEWWO??, lickitung, u'll float too, the REAL babie, bolt, rock city bih, !kouda!, sugarbaby, puppet man, msi turned me gay, scotch, a shout out from tara and raven, burn baby burn, lesbian hulk, bakubitch, deku, grape juice, and lets go lesbians! to the chat!
iida named the chat Class 1-A!
hEWWO??: owo? whats this!
deku: iida, ochako and me were talking about how we should have a class gc just in case something comes up that involves all of us!
iida: please only use this for important matters!
deku: i would've made it myself but i didn't have everyones numbers
u'll float too: by everyones he means he didn't have bakugous
bakubitch: iida i trusted you fucker
iida: Oops
grape juice: oh????
grape juice: thank you for all the girls numbers iida :)
bakubitch: i think the FUCK not
bakubitch removed grape juice from the chat!
bakubitch: this chat is for faggots who respect women only
rock city bih: god im in love
bolt: mood
burn baby burn: in that case
burn baby burn added gucci eyebags to the chat!
bakubitch: youre the only bitch i trust
gucci eyebags: tf is this
burn baby burn: class 1-a group chat
bakubitch: welcome to the class loser
lickitung: ive never seen bakugou like this and tbh it scares me more than seeing him irl
hEWWO??: you get used to it eventually trust me
bolt: wait tho hold on can yall say who you are and why the fuck your user is whatever it is? idk who half yall are
bakubitch: i swear i lose a brain cell everytime i hear kaminari say yall
bolt: ive heard you use yall at least once before cmon
bakubitch: bullshit
scotch: will yall shut the fuck up
scotch: everyone say who they are and why they have their users before denki loses it
scotch: im sero and scotch is,, y aknow,,,, self explainitory
hEWWO??: its mina! and i honestly dont remember when or why i made this my user oop
iida: im iida. my name is iida.
the REAL babie: wow originality
deku: leave him alone!! hes not very creative :((
bakubitch: obviously you aren't either lol
deku: shove it kacchan
bakubitch: up yours deku
bolt: well we know who those two are obvs
bolt: and uhh its kami and the user is for that lil dog named bolt in the movie bolt bc he has a lighting bolt n i thought it made sense
msi turned me gay: that sentence gave me a headahce
bolt: fuck you
msi turned me gay: thxs but im a lesbian
bolt: trust me, i know
msi turned me gay: anyways hi its jirou
msi turned me gay: and uh
msi turned me gay: this is where my user came from
im babie: mina made my user!
im babie: also its aoyama ✨
the REAL babie: ochako made mine lol
the REAL babie: its ojiro btw
u'll float too: its ochako! and my user is bc the new it trailer came out and im hyped!! but also cause ya know,, quirk
hEWWO??: oooh thats good bitch
u'll float too: thanks baby!!
lickitung: its tsu
lickitung: and uh,,, idk how to explain this but yall probably get it anyways
rock city bih: its kiri!!! and mines just rack city bitch but with ROCKS
bakubitch: god your stupid i love
rock city bih: !!! ily
!kouda!: its kouda :) but you guys probably already realized that haha
scotch: now THAT is the REAL BABIE
!kouda!: !!!
im babie: u rite
the REAL babie: absolutely right
sugarbaby: this is such a bad joke but yeah its bc my quirk
sugarbaby: this is satou btw if it wasn't obvious
bolt: thats so bad....but so good.......
puppet man: someone said my arms are like fucked up puppets and its haunted me since
puppet man: but also its still lowkey funny
deku: ,,,honestly thats awful
puppet man: ye lol
a shout out from tara and raven: tragic, truly
bolt: god tokoyami is that you
a shout out from tara and raven: howd you guess?
bolt: ive seen the fucking video you emo little bitch
a shout out from tara and raven: GOTH YOU WHORE
bolt: i,,,,
burn baby burn: what video?
bolt: a shout out from tara and raven
burn baby burn: oh lord
rock city bih: hey todoroki!! thats u right?
burn baby burn: yes
rock city bih: is your user bc your quirk?
burn baby burn: no its bc the burn on my face
rock city bih: ,,,oh
burn baby burn: what
lesbian hulk: this was a terrible time to look at this chat huh
burn baby burn: wym
lesbian hulk: nothing dw
lesbian hulk: anyways hi its hagakure! my user is bc everyone talks abt thor being the lesbian protector but consider... lesbian protector hulk.
lesbian hulk: but then i just shortened it down bc ya know. long users are ugly,,,
a shout out from tara and raven: just @ me next time.
rock city bih:
rock city bih: holy shit ur right
lesbian hulk: oh god kiri i just realized somethinh
rock city bih: huh?
lesbian hulk: youre the lesbian protector of our class im-
rock city bih: HOLY SHIT AM I??
hEWWO??: HOLY SHIT HAGAKURE YOURE RIGHT
lets go lesbians!: oh my god oh my god you guys are right im crying kirishima i love you
rock city bih: ilyt but who are you?? :( sry
lets go lesbians!: right, sorry! this is yaoyorozu!
rock city bih: YAOMOMO I LOVE YOU SWEETIE
msi turned me gay: this makes me so soft i luv
rock city bih: !!! i love my lesbians!!!!!
lesbian hulk: WE LOVE YOU TOO KIRISHIMA
msi turned me gay: we love you so much kiri
lickitung: sooo much
bakubitch: i wanna get in on this kiri appreciation but im not a lesbian :/
rock city bih: baby youre right next to me you dont need to join in the lesbian kiri appreciation
bakubitch: shit youre right
bakubitch: sorry lesbians please resume
bakubitch muted the chat!
lickitung: yeah i dont think ill EVER get used to text bakugou what the fuck
scotch: trust me its wack at first but eventually its just a thing and you dont think twice about it
gucci eyebags: bullshit ive been texting him for months now and i still get confused sometimes
bolt: honestly me too
burn baby burn: in his defense all we talk about in our chat is our parents and bein gay so yeah getting confused makes sense
sugarbaby: yall have your OWN group chat???
burn baby burn: i mean,, yeah lol
gucci eyebags: we the shitty parents squad
gucci eyebags: imagine i whipped after that bc im not sending a video of myself rn
lets go lesbians!: add me add me add me
burn baby burn: okay
deku: why are all my friends sad im-
puppet man: who else has chats now im interested
hEWWO??: bakusquad and dekusquad obvs do
iida: how do YOU KNOW
hEWWO??: im friends,,, with all of you??? ive seen,,,,,, yalls chat??????? ochako has ADDED ME to settle arguments before????????????????????
iida: oh yeah
msi turned me gay: kasjks
msi turned me gay: anyways me bakugou tokoyami and shinsou have a goth chat
lets go lesbians!: the wlw have a chat
im babie: trans kids have a chat
burn baby burn: provisional hero license course kids have a chat
the REAL babie: why is bakugou in like,, every chat holy shit
deku: bakugou: i have no friends and no emotions
also bakugou: friends with the whole class, numerous group chats, even has friends from FUCKING SHIKETSU
rock city bih: in his defense he got added to all these chats just bc he happened to fit the requirements
burn baby burn: bullshit. bakugou made shitty parents squad chat, license course chat and was the one who "jokingly" suggested a trans chat in class. next.
bolt: in conclusion, bakugou is a bitch ass liar.