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“Do you have a name or can I call you Mine?”
“It’s Feyre. We have been in school together to for 5 years.”
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“Hey Feyre, are those space pants? Because your ass looks out of this world in them.”
“ Fuck off Rhys.”
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“Feyre, Darling, I think there is something wrong with my phone.”
“What’s wrong with it?”
“It doesn’t have your number in it”
*Feyre walks out of the room*
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“You, Darling, are more beautiful than any night sky I have ever seen.”
“How many girls have you said that to?”
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“Tell me Darling, is this the way you normally glow or are you just happy to see me.”
“Don’t be a prick Rhysand”
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“Do you like my pants? They’re made of boyfriend material.”
“Then why do YOU have them? Are you borrowing them from Azriel?”
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“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
“Get better pick up lines.”
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“I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”
“Good thing that’s not an essential vitamin.”
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“Our love is like pi…… irrational and never ending.”
*face slap*
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“It's a good thing I'm wearing gloves, because you're too hot for me to handle.”
“Why the hell did I marry you?”
“I ask myself that everyday, Darling.”