Work Text:
“It’s a good thing I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.”
“Try again you arrogant ass.”
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“Hey Nes, let me tie those shoes. I don't want you to fall for anyone else.”
“One, my laces are tied. Two, I have not and will not fall for you. Three, if you call me ‘Nes’ ever again I’ll cut your dick off.”
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“I’ve lost my stuffed animal. Can I sleep with you instead?”
“No just go buy yourself a new one.”
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“OK, I’m here. What do you want for your next wish?”
“For you to fuck off Cassian.”
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“If you were a booger I’d pick you first.”
“That’s disgusting Cassian.”
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“Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.”
“No I’m human. I didn’t realize you were so dumb you couldn’t tell the difference between a human and a fire.”
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“You owe me a new drink.”
“Why do I owe you a drink?”
“Because I dropped mine looking at you.”
“Not my problem. Get your own drink.”
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“Why does an attractive and funny man like me not have your phone number?”
“Because you are not attractive or funny Cassian.”
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“Hey Nesta, what number should I use to text you goodnight when I get home tonight.”
“Oh use 201…. still not going to happen Cassian.”