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Arachnid added Gypsy Princess, GottaGoFast, #FanGirl, Stars and Hey! to a chat
Arachnid named the chat 'Avengers with Phones'
Gypsy Princess: Huh?
Hey!: What is that??
Stars: Did a Skrull hack my phone or something???
#FanGirl: Who are yall????
Arachnid: Calm down everyone, it's Peter here.
Arachnid: 🕷
Hey!: Oh! Okay.
#FanGirl: How else?
Arachnid: Wanda, Pietro, Kamala, Miles and Sam.
Stars: Okay but A) What is this group and B) what's up with those names???
Arachnid: Oh...
Arachnid: Well, I can't save "Nova", "Miss Marvel" and "Scarlet Witch" on my phone next to "home" and "Pizza delivery" Can I??
Arachnid: They are just some codenames.
Gypsy Princess: I like mine.
#FanGirl: Yeah me too!
GottaGoFast: I don't get mine.
Stars: Dude?? Didn't you play Sonic as a kid?? Wtf?
GottaGoFast: Nope.
Gypsy Princess: That's not completely true...
Gypsy Princess: He was more of a Nintendo kid, he's just trying to look mature.
GottaGoFast: Whatever.
Hey!: Seriously???
GottaGoFast: ?
Hey!: I told you that story once and you'll never forget the shoulder touch, will you???
Arachnid: N E V E R
#FanGirl: I'm lost.
Hey!: Don't worry about it.
Arachnid: Anyway...
Arachnid: I created this group so we can talk to each other faster.
Arachnid: ...And basically, since EVERY other hero either dismissed the idea or didn't know how to use a phone *cough*CAP*cough* it's just us 6 for now.
Hey!: Okay but wouldn't it be harder to text in the middle of a battle instead of using a communicator? Lol.
Gypsy Princess: Unless it's some situation where you can't speak.
#FanGirl: Either that or when we get bored of patrolling and want to talk xD
GottaGoFast: So, instead of concentrating in any possible treat you guys prefer to waste time chatting to kill time huh?
GottaGoFast: Very professional 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Gypsy Princess: Come on Frate, It'll be fun! Anything is better than hearing about that Budapest story from Clit for the thousand time.
Stars: OHMYGOD!!! IKR?!?
GottaGoFast: Well... with that I have to agree...
Hey!: The one with Nat? I thought I was the only one sick of hearing it over and over again.
#FanGirl: Nah, that's story's awesome! Problem is that he A L W A Y S tell that one
Stars: You say that cause you are the fangirl.
Arachnid: Hey! I think That's the story is good too!
#FanGirl: Thanks!
Stars: Again...
Stars: You say that cause you are the fangirl.
Arachnid: Shit, I walked right into that -_-
Gypsy Princess: Grow up Sam.
Stars: Come on, think about it.
Stars: That's the only place we can all be together and act like teens, instead of "dignified heroes" and shit.
Hey!: Somewhere cap said "language!" And he doesn't know why Lol
Stars: See? Miles get the point ✋🏼
Hey!: Haha ✋🏾
Arachnid: I'm starting to regret making this group.
GottaGoFast: Well, since it seems I'm the only one that takes things seriously here, I'll go do more important stuff. Later.
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Gypsy Princess: He means "I'm going to eat breakfast".
Gypsy Princess: And it's too late for regrets now Pet
Gypsy Princess: Peter*
Stars: PET HAHAHAHAHAH
Stars changed Arachnid's name to PET PARKER
Stars: Now I feel much better about this whole group thing.
PET PARKER: That's it, I'm shoving your helmet down the toilet tonight you deepshit.
Stars: Chill hombre! Don't know how to take a joke?
#FanGirl: Says the guy that almost blasted me and Miles when we commented how short he was. Lol
Stars: Yeah that remembered me...
Stars: I HATE YOU TWO
#FanGirl changed Stars's name to Grumpy
Grumpy: I FUCKING HATE YOU TWO!!!
Hey!: Why "YOU TWO" she changed your name dude?!?
#FanGirl: Come on Miles, we know I only was faster, you were about to do the same.
Hey!: Nope.
Hey!: I was going to change it to Dopey.
PET PARKER: Lol
#FanGirl: xD OMG!!
Hey!: Lmao.
Grumpy: HIJO DE PUTA
Grumpy: That's it, I'm out
Grumpy has gone offline
Gypsy Princess: Isn't he lovely?
PET PARKER: Such a little shit.
Hey!: But he's right, about one thing.
#FanGirl: That's a first.
Hey!: We should all go, classes are about to start.
PET PARKER: You're right!
Hey!: Okay, then everyone, see ya later.
Hey! has gone offline
#FanGirl: I laughed so hard that I almost cried, thanks for the relief before a Math test guys!
#FanGirl: Wish me luck 
PET PARKER: Good luck!
Gypsy Princess: Luck :)
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Gypsy Princess changed PET PARKER's name to Arachnid
Arachnid: Thanks.
Arachnid: It went well... Mostly.
Gypsy Princess: Well, I'm looking forward to more of that, it was a while since I had that much fun haha.
Gypsy Princess: See you guys after your classes then, bye.
Arachnid: Aren't you having classes at the tower this morning?
Gypsy Princess: Nope, me and Pietro are having practical training!
Arachnid: Wanna trade? Lol
Gypsy Princess: For the chance to go to a real high school? Hell yes!!
Arachnid: Oh trust me Wanda, you don't.
Arachnid: Gotta go now, later!
Gypsy Princess: Later Peter 😊
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