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    There's a guy sitting on a bench who's staring at him, and Steve's first thought is fuck, quickly followed by annoyance because he's—is he snapping at me?

    The guy is indeed snapping his fingers and waving his hand to get him to come closer.

    Steve stifles a sigh and walks toward him. "Steve Rogers," he says by way of introduction, holding out his hand.

    "I know," the guy says distractedly, ignoring the hand. "I had JARVIS look you up."

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    tony doesn't have enough friends and puts out a craigslist ad for someone to pose for a few pictures for him, for his dating profile. steve answers.

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