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2019-06-07
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2019-06-16
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Village People but it is 1-A

Summary:

Pikachu but on acid: Omg u guys what if the stars where just little holes in the sky and some gods used it to spy on us?

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: Kaminari! It’s 3 am! Please go to sleep!

My name is Boxxy: Not like they would have a lot of things to judge about you thought

Pikachu but on acid: RUDE!

Notes:

Disclaimer: I have no rights on Boku No Hero Academia, this is the original work of Kōhei Horikoshi, first published in the Weekly Shonen Jump by Shūeisha and brought to the screen by Bones Inc. in Japan on MBS Inc.

 

So… Yes, another chat fic. But heh, it’s funny and I’m not funny, so, might try work on that.

As you can see, I don’t use the extra “u” in most of the name (ex : Bakugou, Shouji, etc, etc), because it kind of bother me and I don’t like the visual of it.

Also, I’m 26, I used to chat on MSN (90’s kids growing up during 2000? High five!) so I’m from an old age of the chat way. This fic will contain bad puns, old memes reference, and stupid chat names.

Also, yes, I don’t like Mineta.

Also, important. If you don’t know or forget, it can happen, but I’m french, so if y’all see any mistakes please be gentle when pointing it to me!

ENJOY!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text


2:15am

Kaminari Denki created the chat!

Kaminari changed the chat name to 20 gay teens!

Kaminari Denki added Mina Ashido, Sero Hanta, Kirishima Eijiro, Bakugo Katsuki, and 15 other persons!

Kaminari Denki: Y’all know how we don’t really really bond or what in class and all, so my amazing brain thought that it would be wonderful to bond over a group chat! Don’t thank me!

Iida Tenya is now online!

Iida Tenya: Kaminari! As much as I think this is a good idea, it is currently two in the morning! Please put your phone away and go to sleep!

Kaminari Denki: I wish I could but I can’t, so I’m bored and I made the chat and now you’re talking to me which is cool

Iida Tenya: I’m highly concerned Kaminari! If you have a sleep problem you should talk about it with Recovery Girl!

Kaminari Denki: Yeah will do… Also, Iida, you say I should sleep but you’re awake at the same time as me??

Iida Tenya: I forgot to put my phone on silent and I’m a light sleeper.

Kaminari Denki: Oh… Okay I’ll go try to sleep see ya in the morning!

Iida Tenya: Sure thing, wish you a good night Kaminari!


Kaminari Denki is now offline!

Iida Tenya is now offline!

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6:30am

Bakugo Katsuki is now online!

Bakugo Katsuki: Fucking extra I don’t need a stupid chat to bond with anyone since I will not need to bond with any of you to be number one hero!

Bakugo Katsuki has left the chat!

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8:15am

Yaoyorozu Momo is now online!

Kirishima Eijiro is now online!

Midoriya Izuku is now online!

Yaoyorozu Momo: Oh Kaminari! It’s such a good idea!

Midoriya Izuku: I think the same! Plus via a chat, it might be easier for some people to talk to the other, because we all know people can be shy to talk to another one, and with a chat, it makes it easy so I highly applaud the initiative Kaminari! Though I will agree with Iida too! Sleep problems can really increase day sleep and it’s because of those things that incident happens!

Midoriya Izuku: Also please excuse Kacchan.

Midoriya Izuku added Bakugo Katsuki to the chat!

Bakugo Katsuki has left the chat!

Midoriya Izuku: …

Kirishima Eijiro: Bro! Denki! Great idea you had there!

Kirishima Eijiro: Midoriya, I’ll talk to Bakugo, don’t worry!

Midoriya Izuku: Thank you Eijiro!

Kirishima Eijiro: No prob man!

Yaoyorozu Momo is now offline!

Kirishima Eijiro is now offline!

Midoriya Izuku is now offline!

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18:30pm

Kirishima Eijiro is now online!

Kaminari Denki is now online!

Sero Hanta is now online!

Kirishima Eijiro: Okay, I talked with Bakugo, he don’t want to be added again… Sorry guys…

Kaminari Denki: Don’t worry bro, gottcha!

Kaminari Denki changed the chat setting to “removing members ability to leaves”!

Kaminari Denki added Bakugo Katsuki to the chat!

!!Members don’t have the ability to leave the chat! Please contact the administrator of the chat for help!!

Bakugo Katsuki: Fucking Pikachu!

Kirishima Eijiro: Dude…

Bakugo Katsuki is now offline!

Hanta Sero: Well done Denki!

Kaminari Denki: I know lmao! Which make me think!

Kaminari Denki changed the chat setting to “removing members ability to change their names”!

Kaminari Denki: Behold my power you fools!

Kaminari changed their name to Pikachu but on acid!

Pikachu but on acid changed Kirishima Eijiro’s name to The Red One Has Found Me!

Pikachu but on acid changed Bakugo Katsuki’s name to Unnecessary Explosions!

Pikachu but on acid changed Sero Hanta’s name to I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck!

Pikachu but on acid changed Mina Ashido’s name to My name is Boxxy!

Pikachu but on acid changed Yaoyorozu Momo’s name to I beat 5 minutes craft!

Pikachu but on acid changed Midoriya Izuku’s name to Baby’s too small he’s broken!

Pikachu but on acid changed Hagakure Toru’s name to Now you see me!

Pikachu but on acid changed Ojiro Mashirao’s name to Kung Fu Fighting!

Pikachu but on acid changed Rikido Sato’s name to Eating Sugar No Papa!

Pikachu but on acid changed Mezo Shoji’s name to Octodad is Octobusy!

Pikachu but on acid changed Tokoyami Fumikage’s name to Hello Darkness My Old Friend!

Pikachu but on acid changed Aoyama Yuga’s name to I twinkle my croissant every day!

Pikachu but on acid changed Kyoka Jiro’s name to Arthur’s Headphone!

Pikachu but on acid changed Todoroki Shoto’s name to Salt and Ice burn!

Pikachu but on acid changed Uraraka Ochako’s name to Surfin’ with the aliens!

Pikachu but on acid changed Asui Tsuyu’s name to Are you ribbit to me?!

Pikachu but on acid changed Koda Koji’s name to Pied Piper!

Pikachu but on acid changed Iida Tenya’s name to Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs!

Pikachu but on acid changed Mineta Minoru’s name to Who?!

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck: DUDE! OMFG!

The Red One Has Found Me: SERO YOUR NAME! AND MINE!

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck: IIDA’S NAME!!!!!

Pikachu but on acid: I was inspired!

I twinkle my croissant every day is now online!

I twinkle my croissant every day: Bonjour mes amis! Oh a group chat! What a wonderful idea!

I twinkle my croissant every day: Wait…

I twinkle my croissant every day: Kaminari! This is totally inappropriate! I don’t like it! Change it!

Pikachu but on acid: No

I twinkle my croissant every day is now offline!

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck: Dude you killed him!

Pikachu but on acid: Yeah

The Red One Has Found Me: You guys I swear…. Wait till all the other saw their names!

Pikachu but on acid: I know, I’m bouncing!

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs is now online!

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: I have seen Aoyama running and mumbling about people who don’t understand French culture, does any of you have something to do in it?

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: Why is this my name?

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: I would like to be mad at you Kaminari, but this is actually pretty hilarious. I’ll let this one run for once.

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck: DUDE! DENKI!

Pikachu but on acid: I HAVE READ THAT! IIDA YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY! ALSO WAS THAT A JOKE???

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: I’m familiar with humor yes.

The Red One Has Found Me: Really?

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: It appears that I do yes. I always make my grandmother laugh with my knock-knock jokes.

Pikachu but on acid: SFGBHDHHTFGHFGJHGJ

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck: I CAN HEAR DENKI LAUGHING!

Pied Piper is now online!

Pied Piper: (ノ^∇^)

Pied Piper: (⊙ヮ⊙)

Pied Piper: (๑^っ^๑)

The Red One Has Found Me: That was so cute!

Pied Piper: O(≧▽≦)O

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck: Shit too cute! And Denki is still laughing!

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: Please refrain from using such a bad language!

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: I don’t really understand what was so funny?

Pied Piper: ◔̯◔

Pikachu but on acid: IIDA! KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES? SERIOUSLY?

Pikachu but on acid: I’M

Pikachu but on acid : *WHEEZE*

Unnecessary Explosions is now online!

Unnecessary Explosions: WHY IS PIKACHU LAUGHING LIKE A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER??

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: Please refrain from using such a bad language!

Pied Piper: Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)

Pikachu but on acid: READ UP!

Unnecessary Explosions: Knock-knock jokes? Seriously four-eyes?

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: My grandmother thinks it’s hilarious!

Unnecessary Explosions: Understandable, have a nice day

Unnecessary Explosions is now offline!

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck: Did… Did Bakugo… MEMED??

Pikachu but on acid: HOLY SHIT HE DID!

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: Please refrain from using such a bad language!

The Red One Has Found Me: I’m more concerned by the fact that he didn’t react to his new name…

Pikachu but on acid: Omg… Now that you mention it… He didn’t say a thing…

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck: Guys… It was nice knowing you

The Red One Has Found Me: I had such a great time with you!

Pikachu but on acid: Please tell my mom to that I love her

Pied Piper: ヾ(((;ꈡ▱ꈡ;)))ノ

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: Are you all okay?

Pikachu but on acid: Lmao bold of you to assume I was okay at first

Surfin’ with the aliens is now online!

Surfin’ with the aliens: Hi guys! I just saw that Kaminari created a group chat! It's a good idea! I can’t wait to talk more with you guys!

Several people are typing...

Pied Piper: ✧⁺⸜(●′▾‵●)⸝⁺✧

Pikachu but on acid: Aaaaw thanks Uraraka!

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck: Cute!

The Red One Has Found Me: SO MANLY!

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: Uraraka I’m happy to talk with you both on the group chat and during the day!

Surgin’ with the aliens: OMFG THE CHAT NAMES AND OUR NAMES


Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: URARAKA! LANGUAGE!

Pikachu but on acid: Dude, you can’t stop the cursing

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck: Even in this group chat, which is cursed!

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: …

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs is now offline!

Pikachu but on acid: LMAO

Pikachu but on acid is now offline!

Surgin’ with the aliens is now offline!

I rely on Duct Tape instead of luck is now offline!

The Red One Has Found Me is now offline!

Pied Piper is now offline!

_____________________________

9pm

Who? is now online!

Who?: Hey guys and girls!

Who?: Why my username is this?

!!Members don’t have the ability to change their names! Please contact the administrator of the chat for help!!

Who?: Hello? Why I can’t change my name?

Who?: …

Who? is now offline!

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3:12am

Pikachu but on acid is now online!

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs is now online!

My name is Boxxy is now online!

Pikachu but on acid: Omg u guys what if the stars where just little holes in the sky and some gods used it to spy on us?

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: Kaminari! It’s 3 am! Please go to sleep!

My name is Boxxy: Not like they would have a lot of things to judge about you thought

Pikachu but on acid: RUDE!

My name is Boxxy: DENKI MY NAME!

Pikachu but on acid: U like it?

My name is Boxxy: I LOVE IT!

Pikachu but on acid: :)

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs: As much as I’m glad Mina like her name, please, it’s three in the morning and we have school! Go to sleep both of you!

My name is Boxxy: Yes dad!

Pikachu but on acid: Yes dad!

Pikachu but on acid is now offline!

Wile. E Coyote cannot reach those legs is now offline!

My name is Boxxy is now offline!