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    Steve Rogers: khaki pants and ugly tweed wearing art history professor specializing in historical queer art (by day). Is actually Captain America, vigilante and the bane of Detective Barnes’s existence (by night).

    Detective Bucky Barnes: A very clever cop who suspects something is up with Steve. Is frustrated that Captain America exists and is dedicated to finding him because he loves a good puzzle.

     

    So, how does Steve convince Bucky that he's too boring to be Captain America? Go on a date with him.

     

    (Steve is kind of really, really bad at this secret identity thing)

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