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Group Chat started with 13thDoctor, YasminKhan,
RyanSinclair, +17 More
BillPotts: wot
DonnaNoble: DOCTOR!
DonnaNoble: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?
10thDoctor: I didn’t do anything!
DonnaNoble: Well someone obviously did something!
13thDoctor: holy shit
RyanSinclair: NO SWEARING ON MY GOOD CHRISTIAN SEVER
YasminKhan: ahem
RyanSinclair: let me meme in peace
DonnaNoble: who’re you lot then?
DonnaNoble: and why the hell are you “13thDoctor”
DonnaNoble: last time I checked there was only one Doctor
11thDoctor: Yeah, how are you the 13th?
13thDoctor: …
12thDoctor: New regeneration cycle
BillPotts: im dizzy
YasminKhan: same
RoseTyler: Anyone care to explain what exactly is going on?
10thDoctor: Rose…?
RoseTyler: Yeees?
10thDoctor: …
10thDoctor: Forget it
10thDoctor: To answer your question, this is a group chat, but I don’t think anyone knows who made it or why
TheMaster: What the bloody hell have I been dragged into
MarthaJones: thought this might actually be enjoyable
MarthaJones: I was wrong
TheMaster: Ah, good Saint Martha. How’s the family?
10thDoctor: Master, stop
13thDoctor: I was lying down, and I just sat up only to realise that my elbow was leaning on Yaz’s earphones so now they are imprinted on my skin
13thDoctor: So let’s not digitally murder each other and revel in the stupidity
BillPotts: honestly mood
MarthaJones: seriously Doctor?
MarthaJones: something serious is happening and you say that
DonnaNoble: men
13thDoctor: 1. I’m sorry, I panicked
13thDoctor: 2. I’m a woman so your argument is invalid
BillPotts: was i of much influence?
YasminKahn: what kind of influence?
BillPotts: am lesbian
RyanSinclair: breath hitches when she sees a woman
YasminKahn: rainbow stripe on top and coat has rainbow lining
GrahamOBrien: 1934
YasminKahn: OH THE SAPPHIC ENERGY WAS STRONG WITH THAT ONE
RyanSinclair: LOOK OUT LADIES THE LESBIAN DOCTOR IS COMING THROUGH
13thDoctor: I had a very nice time
13thDoctor: So did she
BillPotts: i now pronounce you, a certified lesbian
13thDoctor has changed their name to CertifiedLesbian
YazminKahn: how…
CertifiedLesbian: I’m tech savvy
BillPotts: OH I FOUND IT
BillPotts has changed their name to captaingay
10thDoctor: What is happening
YasminKahn changed their name to Bisaster
captaingay: tis us
CertifiedLesbian: The Gaystm
Bisaster: here to steal your women
RiverSong: Well would you look at that
CetifiedLesbian: Mine
RiverSong: Who has the handcuffs, dear?
captaingay: elope
CertifiedLesbian: Already married
AmyPond: I’m just sitting back and watching the world burn
RoryWilliams: Is it alright to be a tiny bit scared?
CertifiedLesbian: Of what? The gays, the murderous psychopath, the mysterious group chat, or the possible impending world ending paradox?
RoryWilliams: Yes
JackHarkness: i personally find this all very amusing
Missy: Ah
Missy: A change
Missy: I was getting bored
12thDoctor: Aren’t you always
Missy: Hence why I am welcoming this change
Missy: I also want to be included
Missy had changed their name to LieutenantLesbian
captaingay: our ranks are expanding
GrahamOBrien: Are all the names going to be military themed?
CertifiedLesbian: It’s really only the gay military
Bisaster: “gay military”
captaingay changed the group chat name to Gay Military
GrahamOBrien: Still
GrahamOBrien has changed their name to ChiefBabysitter
CertifiedLesbian: That’s a dig at me, isn’t it?
Bisaster: ill go down with you baby
CertifiedLesbian: Thanks babe
captaingay: elope
RoryWilliams has changed their name to DeputyBabysitter
11thDoctor: Oi
TheMaster has changed their name to LiteralBabysitter
11thDoctor has changed their name to DontSitOnBabies
LiteralBabysitter: I shall babysit if I so please
MarthaJones: I’ve got whiplash from how quickly this went to shit
MartaJones: Also who’s Missy?
LieutenantLesbian: Short for Mistress
MarthaJones: So I’m guessing that you also partake in babysitting?
LieutenantLesbian: Not as dull as you seem
MarthaJones has changed their name to toogoodforthisshit
10thDoctor: Too good for everyone who knows you
10thDoctor: Too good for me
10thDoctor: The universe doesn’t deserve you
10thDoctor: I didn’t deserve you
10thDoctor: I put you through so much shit
10thDoctor: I’m so sorry
toogoodforthisshit: Someone hug that man
DonnaNoble: where the bloody hell are you?
10thDoctor: In my room
10thDoctor: The TARDIS should take you
DonnaNoble: space man is getting hugs
CertifiedLesbian: im shit to my friends
Bisaster: FUCK
RyanSinclair has changed their name to happydoctorstan#1
ChiefBabysitter: There is a cuddle pile on the console room floor
DontSitOnBabies: Ponds
DontSitOnBabies: Come to me before I join them in the pits of misery
AmyPond has changed their name to happydoctorstan#2
DeputyBabysitter: Whoever is with the other one, hug him
12thDoctor: I’m not too fondesjefg
captaingay: Doctor?
LieutenantLesbian: He was with me
LieutenantLesbian: He is being hugged against his will
LiteralBabysitter: Are you seriously hugging the Doctor?
LieutenantLesbian: Jealous?
LiteralBabysitter: Why would I be jealous?
LieutenantLesbian: I was you
LieutenantLesbian: You’re jealous
LieutenantLesbian: Don’t be, it’s a very unpleasant hug
10thDoctor: You’re not hugging me, I’ve got Donna here and I don’t want her dead
LiteralBabysitter: Hmm
Bisaster: HOLYSHIT
Bisaster: SOMETHING JUST BANGED ON THE TARDIS AND THE DOCTOR SHOVED US INTO ANOTHER ROOM AND IM SHITTING MYSELF
LieutenantLesbian: How many bangs were there?
Bisaster: four
LieutenantLesbian: He is getting his hug
JackHarkness: shit
CertifiedLesbian: This is a surprisingly pleasant hug
CertifiedLesbian: He is a surprisingly good hugger
CertifiedLesbian: I am pleasantly surprised
LiteralBabysitter: Stop texting and hug me
captaingay: elope