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I just want more hurt Alastor and more deer Alastor, is that too much to ask for?
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- Part 1 of Ad Vitam Aeternam
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03 May 2026
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It’s hardly any secret that Hell is full of Sinners. Nor is it unexpected that the Radio Demon is not the only serial killer among its population.
But it does create something of a problem when Alastor’s business associates happen to be precisely the type of target for one such infamous Sinner. Alastor isn’t sure what irritates him more: a rival muscling into his territory, or Charlie’s reckless optimism that ruthless murderers can be saved.
At least one will certainly be the second death of him.
Set directly after Episode 5, “Dad Beat Dad”
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Father's Day is coming up, and Charlie wants to bake her dad the perfect gift for it. But baking isn't her forte, so she asks Alastor for help.
Alastor doesn't care one whit about Father's Day. But this proves to be an interesting challenge for his culinary skills, so he agrees.
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In the battle against the exorcists, Alastor isn’t strong enough to flee; only to hide in the shadows, while he holds himself together. He witnesses Charlie’s fall to the roof, and how powerless she is against Adam. And in that moment, Alastor has a choice to make.
Alastor chooses foolishly.
Choices, however they’re made, always have consequences. And these ones are exceptionally far-reaching.
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Alastor can admit, in the silence of his own head as he walks away from the first official overlord meeting since the Extermination Day that Wasn’t, that Charlie MIGHT have been right. He probably should have stayed home.
Not that he’d tell the girl that under pain of torture - that kind of hand-wringing and fretting wasn’t the sort of thing that should be encouraged in anyone, least of all the Princess of Hell.
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- Part 1 of The Friends that Ruin You
