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ShawtyLikeAMelody added JapaneseNotChinese, HeManHair, BillNyeTheRussianSpy, ISmellLikeBeef, ALotOfFreckles, PrinceCharming, ShaquilleOatmeal, ISmellColors, ICanRaiseHell, ProbablyDrunk, and IAmSmart to The Groupchat .
PrinceCharming: The fuck is this?
ShawtyLikeAMelody: A groupchat.
ISmellColors: Why?
ShawtyLikeAMelody: Because I wanted to.
BillNyeTheRussianSpy: I literally have no idea which one of you are. I know who
BillNyeTheRussianSpy: @HeManHair is, but not the rest of you.
HeManHair: Alright, who am I?
BillNyeTheRussianSpy: Armin Arlert.
HeManHair: Dammit…
ShawtyLikeAMelody: That’s dealt with, I’m Eren.
JapaneseNotChinese: Mikasa.
ISmellLikeBeef: Sasha!!!
ShawtyLikeAMelody: @ISmellLikeBeef Ironic.
ALotOfFreckles: It’s Marco!
ShquilleOatmeal: I thought the username was funny, but it’s Krista!
ISmellColors: Ymir.
BillNyeTheRussianSpy: When the hell did you make that username??
ISmellColors: @ BillNyeTheRussianSpy I think when Eren, Jean, you, and I decided to get high.
BillNyeTheRussianSpy: Ah.
ShawtyLikeAMelody: @ISmellColors @BillNyeTheRussianSpy Worth it.
ICanRaiseHell: Levi.
ProbablyDrunk: Erwin Smith.
IAmSmart: Hangi Zoë!
BillNyeTheRussianSpy: Who’s @PrinceCharming ?
PrinceCharming: Jean Kirstein.
ShawtyLikeAMelody: Ah.
ShawtyLikeAMelody changed PrinceCharming ’s username to PrinceHorseface.
PrinceHorseFace: ...Really?
HeManHair: Eren, you made that joke in sixth grade!
ShawtyLikeAMelody: And? I stand by my point. You all know it’s a fact!
PrinceHorseFace: For the last time, I do not have a horse face!
PrinceHorseFace: @BillNyeTheRussianSpy You agree, right?!
BillNyeTheRussianSpy: Well…
PrinceHorseFace: Well, fuck you too then.
PrinceHorseFace: @ ALotOfFreckles You’ll tell the truth!
ALotOfFreckles: Um…
ALotOfFreckles has left the chat.
PrinceHorseFace: ExScUsE Me!?!?
ShawtyLikeAMelody: HAH!
ISmellColors: Alright then.
~Private Message between ALotOfFreckles and ShawtyLikeAMelody .~
ALotOfFreckles: Is it alright to come back?
ShawtyLikeMelody: Yeah, Connie’s talking about some dumbass thing again.
ALotOfFreckles: Thanks.
~Group Chat~
BillNyeTheRussianSpy: Me is a weird word.
PrinceHorseFace: How?
BillNyeTheRussianSpy: Well, you know that weird meme thing people do when they type?
PrinceHorseFace: Yeah?
BillNyeTheRussianSpy: Well, wHeN yOu TyPe LiKe ThIs, it looks unusual, right?
PrinceHorseFace: Correct.
BillNyeTheRussianSpy: With me, it looks normal. Me. Even mE looks a little normal.
PrinceHorseFace: I see where you’re getting this, but why the fuck are you thinking about
PrinceHorseFace: a word at 3 AM?
ShawtyLikeAMelody: !!!
ShawtyLikeAMelody has renamed The Groupchat to It’s 3 AM, Why The Hell Am I Here?
HeManHair: ...why?
ShawtyLikeAMelody: I don’t know, it just came to me!
HeManHair: ….
JapaneseNotChinese: My friends are fucking weird.