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brainyKnowitAll = Hermione
Itsyaboi = Harry
TheRedKnight= Ron
PurebloodPerfection= Draco
YourQueen= Pansy
Datguy= dean
IrishMan= Seamus
Nargals= luna
Weaslette: ginny
Gred: fred
Forge: george
*****
PurebloodPerfection: sup bitches.
*itsyaboi entered the chat*
Itsyaboi: hello stuck up prat
*Brainyknowitall entered the chat*
Brainyknowitall: can you guys be cival for once?
PurebloodPerfection: No
ItsyaBoi: if i do I might die
BrainyKnowitall: technecally not but okay
*TheRedKnight entered the chat*
TheRedKnight: sup hoes.
*nargals has eneterd the chat*
Nargals: Harry is your nose feeling alright?
ItsYaBoi: yeah thanks Luna.
Nargals: i lost my shoes again, it must be the nargals.
ItsYaBoi: we will never know
*brainyKnowitall has left the chat*
TheRedKnight: aww mannnn
PureebloodPerfection: finally that know it all is out of here.
TheRedKnight: sod off malfoy.
purebloodPerfection: you better Stap
ItsYaBoi: did you just qoute a Vine??
PurebloodPerfection: whats a vine it was justa mix of short videos pansy showed me.
*YourQueen has entered the chat*
YourQueen: Hello Boys… and Luna
ItsYaBoi: speak of the devil
YourQueen: Drac You quoted a vine. Im so Proud.
PurebloodPerfection: Hey potter just type skinnypenis
ItsYaBoi: Skinny penis
ItsyaBoi: Fuck you, you ferret.
PurebloodPerfection: wow im hurt… really hurt
ItsyaBoi: sod off
YourQueen: Get a Room SMH
PurebloodPurefection: Wot
YourQueen: ugh… its obvious you fancy eachother.
TheRedNight: i gotta agree with her mate.
Nargals: rt
PurbloodPerfection: ohh shite
*datGuy and Irishman has entered the chat*
DatGuy: about time someone has said it
IrishMan: Exposed *extreme gasp*
DatGuy: awww Shane dawsonnnnn
ItsYaBoi: okay waitttttttt. You guys think that i, the chosen one, the boy who lived, harry potter like the blond ferret?
DatGuy: yes
IrishMan; YASSS queeennnnn
YourQueen: yes
Nargals: yes
TheRedKinght: yes
ItsyaBoi: malfoy we need to talk…
*ItsyaBoi left the chat*
Purebloodperfection: okay…
*purebloodPerfection has left the chat*
TheRedKnight: ouuuuuuuu…
YourQueen: comon say it i was right. Weasly, luna you owe me 5 galleons
TheRedKinght: Fuck okay
Nargals: Alright
***next day***
*everyone online*
ItsYaBoi: okay yall i need to say somthin
YourQueen: about time
itsYaBoi: yo mam Gae
TheRedKnight: seriously dude come on.
ItsyaBoi: ok okkkk……. Im Gae
ItsYaBoi: so is ferret
ItsyaBoi: we gay
YourQueen: well its about time u told us.
TheRedKnight: yee
PurebloodPerfection: Sup Heteros
YourQueen: excuse me
irishMan: um…
DatGuy:
Nargles:
YourQueen: honey we are all gay.
PurebloodPerfection: Wait since when? Bc i remember yall bein straight what abt hermione??
BrainyKnowItAll: didnt you know me and Pans are dating,
PurebloodPerfection: oh Shite
*purebloodperfection changed his user name to Greenapple*
ItsYaBoi: love that.
*ItsYAboi changed its udername to DracoGae*
Greenapple: no u
DracoGae: no u
YourQueen: shut up
*BrainyknowItAll changed its name to pansysmine*
yourQueen: rt
Irishman: wow we are all gay now
*forge and gred has enetered the chat*
Gred: wait so everyones gay except me and georgie??
Forge: and ron
TheRedKnight: guyssss….. Me and blaise are dating
Gred: im gone from this place for oe year and rons gay tfff
TheRedKnight: sorry….
Gred: dont be sorry bro its chill
Forge: rt
Theredknight
*weaslette has entered the chat*
Forge: oh yeahhhhhhh ginnny your straight righttttt
Weaslette: no me and luna are dating.
Gred: Oh wow so its just you and me my dude
Feorge: yup
Greenapple: soooo harrryyyyy
DracosGae: yeahhhhh\
Greenapple: will you go out with me skskksks
DracosGAe: yeeeeeeet
Greenapple: i think thats a yess??
DracosGae: yeeees
YourQueen: im amzing arent I
PansMine:yes you are <333
Gred: stappppppp
Pansmine: NOOOO
TheRedKnight: someoen add blaise.
* Ronsking has entered the chat*
RonsKing: sup hoes
GreenApples: sup
TheRedKnight: I feel Like a dear in the headlights of love
RonsKing: you got a big storm commin
Greenapples: I dont need friends they disapoint me.
YourQueen: dear god what have i done… i shouldnt have shown you guys vines.
GreenApples: Fuck off Janet
RonsKing: Im not going to your baby shower
Dracosgae: Move Im GAy
pansMine: oh lord
Feorge: you BeTTER StAppP
Pansmine: what did we do pans