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12-07-20XX
0726-XXXXXX
09.01 PM
Mitsubou you better buy the condom package. Just use a mask and buy it! The LARGEST size! I don't care what flavor, but strawberry is good. Also the kinkiest possible condom would be an A plus!!! You better buy it, Mitsubou! Also why did you change your number? (ノ｀⌒´)ノ┫：・┻┻
09.03 PM
MITSUBOU ANSWER MEEEEEE
09.05 PM
Mitsubou! Answer me!
09.06 PM
Shokudaikiri Mitsusada answer me hurry I need to know if you already buy the condom or not!
09.08 PM
MITSUBOU (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
09.10 PM
I am sorry to say but I am not Shokudaikiri Mitsusada-san. I think you've messaged the wrong number. Once again I apologize about this. You might input the wrong number.
09.10 PM
Now that's what you called a surprise
09.10 PM
I'm really surprised.
09.10 PM
But anyway, I'm so sorry— it should be me apologising and not you sir!
09.10 PM
I'm so so sorry I didn't know I messaged the wrong number this is very embarrassing please forgive me for repeatedly sending you messages
09.10 PM
I hope you can ignore the whole condom part. I'm gonna prank my friend, not going to use it...!
09.12 PM
It's okay, everything's well now that we have cleared up the misunderstanding. I hope your prank will goes well. It seems to be very fun, I wish I could participate too. But alas, best of luck, young man.
Mitsubou (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
09.12 PM
Tsuru, I bought the condom already. And yes I remember and I'm telling you just in case.
09.12 PM
God I hate you. Did you know I texted the wrong person!?!? That's so stupid! and I spammed him too! it's an interesting surprise but still embarrassing, though.
09.12 PM
Should've checked twice before you entered my number then, not my fault (・∀・) But hey, something surprising might happen?
09.12 PM
(ノ￣皿￣)ノ ⌒== ┫
Mystery man 乁( •_• )ㄏ
09.12 PM
Heh, how do you kno I'm a young man? I might be 66 and still pranks my friend with a condom package for all I know!
09.13 PM
Judging how quick you replied my messages, I doubt that. You type really fast.
09.13 PM
I'm bored waiting for mitsubou's messages and you're just a slowpoke! Ha! YOU must be the old man here!
09.16 PM
Oh? Did I got caught? Hahaha, I assure you I'm not as old as I seemed to be. My friend said I should stop acting like an old man. But I find that very hard to do.
09.17 PM
It takes you 3 minutes to type that? Or are you just bad at using your phone, old man? Also who actually likes acting like an old man? You're weird.
09.18 PM
Hahaha. I have to carefully choose my words after all. Can't afford myself to make a mistake when I'm typing.
09.18 PM
That's real funny, lol! I like you, old man. We should be texting buddy!
09.18 PM
Texting buddy?
09.19 PM
Yeah! I mean, you know how those people get to know each other online? Like twitter but instead of twitter it's texting! So, what do you think? (◕ᴗ◕✿)
09.25 PM
Hm, please give me some time to think about it.
09.25 PM
Okay!
13-07-20XX
Mystery man 乁( •_• )ㄏ
06.15 AM
I think being your 'texting buddy' won't do any harm to me and after some time of thinking, I feel like it would be very interesting, too. So yes, I want to be your texting buddy.
10.05 AM
I thought you blocked me after I suggested that oh my god (and who the hell wakes up at 6 AM in the morning!?) What a surprise!
10.05 AM
Anyway! Glad that you actually agreed! You really acts like an old man and wow can't believe you're that serious lol! You're definitely an interesting man! I hope we can get along well (*ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ♫ヾ(･ω･*)ﾉ
10.11 AM
Ahahaha seems like you're not a morning person. And you are welcomed. Sorry for being slow, I just don't want to do things that I might regret (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ Also, How should I address you?
10.12 AM
Oh! You used an emoji!! That's really cute!
10.12 AM
Just call me Tsuru by the way!
10.14 AM
Very well, Tsuru-san. You can call me Hitsuki.
10.14 AM
That's a very nice name, Hitsugi-san!
10.15 AM
I am not that old to be sleeping in a coffin, Tsuru-san. And I'd prefer sheep, though. They're cuter ( ◜‿◝ )♡
10.15 AM
Sorry! I mistyped haha lol.
10.15 AM
Somehow the image of a sheep fits you. What a very useful name! Also can't wait to see how this friendship blooms. Let's get along well, Hitsuki-san!
10.16 AM
Glad that you think so. And of course, me too. Let's get along, Tsuru-san. And don't forget to eat breakfast.
10.16 AM
won't miss mistubou's breakfast for anything (*˘︶˘*).｡*♡